This week, Rory drunk texts an old FWB and Laurie thinks his texts look like the one’s straight men send her. Rory brags about getting recognized and Laurie gets a good squeeze courtesy of Kim Kardashian. Plus, a Dumb John update and Laurie needed to tell someone about a bizarre new character named ANNE.

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