Donna and Andrew take a look at this 1988 teens-partying-in-a-haunted-house classic. Topics discussed: Is the "the" in the film's title really necessary; Are teenagers really considered teenagers if they visibly look to be in their 30s; is it hygienic to have sex in an abandoned funeral parlor; royalty-free metal music, Rue McClanahan sexiness-transference; cars driving up walls; Mackenzie Astin.