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Ep 34: Goodbye

Our final ep!!! I'm not crying you're crying!! Thank you to everyone who listened and joined our DS family, we appreciate your support so much and will miss the interactions with each and every one of you

34m
Jan 04, 2022
Ep 33: Not Kumal

On todays episode, Jono talks about COVID, marathons and a potential SUCCESSFUL DATE! Kate tags along for the ride and reveals she is afraid of holiday sex...

40m
Dec 24, 2021
Ep 32: Not Happy Dan

Guest co-host: Paris. Jono is rejoined in this month's episode by icon Paris! They share stories of home invasions, uncomfortable massages and first kisses.

44m
Nov 06, 2021
Ep 31: Not Daniel Radcliffe

Jono and Kate bubble buddy again for this month's episode! Kate gets a dodgy work email and Jono ditches his celibacy!  HelloFresh: Link: https://hellofresh-ca.o5kg.net/c/2544961/791027/7893 Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!

46m
Oct 06, 2021
Ep 30: Best Bits, T*ts and Vagits

For this month's episode, Jono and Kate go over the best bits of previous episodes, as voted by you guys! It's a rollercoaster so get ready ;) HelloFresh Canada: Link: https://hellofresh-ca.o5kg.net/c/2544961/791027/7893 Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!

1h 10m
Sep 06, 2021
Ep 29: Not Your Average Sauna

Guest co-host: Bianka. Jono and Kate are joined by Bianka, the fab host of Damsel Undestressed and co-host of We Want To Be Better! B delves into the ins and outs of her open relationship and Jono visits a sex sauna.  Db link: https://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1540545&wgprogramid=280805 HelloFresh: https://hellofresh-ca.o5kg.net/c/2544961/791027/7893 Code: HFAFF80

1h 4m
Aug 06, 2021
Ep 28: Not Gerard Butler

Guest co-host: Gaik. In this episode, we are joined by Gaik who explains what lengths he went to to prove to himself he was gay! Jono gets back on the horse and learns how to reject his dates face to face.   Omio link: https://omio.sjv.io/c/2544961/1078765/7385

1h 8m
Jul 07, 2021
Ep 27: Not Dating

Guest co-host: Jack. As we open the DS doors again to Jack, we introduce a new segment where all our Non-Binary questions are answered! Jono has changed the script to dates with FRIENDS as a way to take a break from the brutal world of dating.

1h 14m
Jun 07, 2021
Ep 26: Not Hank Green

Guest co-host: Steph. Jono is back this month with the wonderful Steph! We share our bewilderment with Steph who tells her best date story which goes from hot to not after she gets unexpectedly ghosted! Jono goes on a date with a Tik Tok lookalike. 

58m
May 06, 2021
Ep 25: Not Willem Dafoe

Guest co-host: Zac. In this episode we welcome back Zac who is another victim of the Desperately Seeking Curse and has since gotten a boyfriend!!! Jonathan has a painful encounter with an extremely hung hunk.

53m
Apr 07, 2021
Ep 24: Not Danny Zuko

Guest co-host: Demi. This month we share the mic with the beautiful Demi who tells us about her date at the Traralgon Tip and a lost butt plug. Jono goes on his first OkCupid date and explains the ins and outs of the site.

53m
Mar 06, 2021
Ep 23: Not Tonsillitis

Guest co-host: Katie (sorry its confusing there's a Katie and a Kate lol). In this episode, Katie shares a multi-layered bad date story that might soon become a blockbuster rom com! Jono does some soul searching and digs into the reasons he can't lock down love. He also gets an illness that (surprise) might not actually have been tonsillitis like he thought...

1h 11m
Feb 17, 2021
Ep 22: Not The Rebound

Guest co-host: Courtney. Jono is joined once again by Bad Date Champion Courtney who gives us all an update on her dating life. Jono explores beats, has sex with yet another ride share driver and gets a sugar daddy!

1h 1m
Jan 06, 2021
Ep 21: Update! Not Bob vs Not Andy

Guest co-host: Michael. He's back bitches! Michael returns to the podcast this month with a new and improved bad date story. Jono battles for his throne as the host of the show while he dives further into the love triangle that is Not Bob and Not Andy!

1h 3m
Dec 07, 2020
Ep 20: Not Bob vs Not Andy Samerg

Guest co-host: Elly. Kate's housemate Elly joins Jono to talk about a her horrible date with a guy who couldn't deal with being ghosted. Jono delves into his trouble picking between two sexy bachelors. 

51m
Nov 07, 2020
Ep 19: Not 3 Daddies (Part 2)

Guest co-host: Jack. For part 2 of this R rated episode, we are rejoined by Jack who offers his advice to Jono who revisits an old flame. Will this flame spark up a romance? Tune in this ep to find out!!

42m
Oct 22, 2020
Ep 19: Not 3 Daddies (Part 1)

Guest co-host: Jack. Jack is BACK to share his kinky sexcapades and the time he spent a night in a cage. Jono does an unboxing of his new sex toys, talks about phantom toes and his advances with a German doctors.

1h 1m
Oct 06, 2020
Ep 18: Not Nick Jonas

Guest co-host: Kate.  Well... this episode took an unexpected turn! Tune in to get an update on Kate's iso-partner and Jono gets a juicy DM live on air!!

33m
Sep 06, 2020
Ep 17: Not Miss Rona

Guest co-host: Kate     Dating in iso is sooo not a vibe! Jono gets a disturbing sext from Not Bob Saget and reflects back on his past, meanwhile Kate has found a new man who has become her Covid partner.

47m
Aug 06, 2020
Ep 16: Not Mario Lopez

Guest co-host: Laura. Jono and Kate are joined by another Bad Bitch sibling, Laura, who tells Jono about a late night date with a nightclub bouncer. Kate reveals details about her new dating life and Jono goes on a date with a Marvel mega fan.

57m
Jul 06, 2020
Ep 15: Not Tilda Swinton

Guest co-host: Thaddeus. In this months episode, we have a very special guest (who secretly doubles as Jono's date!) Thaddeus gives us the inside scoop of what it's like to be on a date with Jono!

47m
Jun 09, 2020
Ep 14: Not Bob Saget

Guest co-host: Ben.  In today's episode, Jono and Kate are joined by Ben who reminisces on his worst date involving a green card negotiation. Jono does butt stuff on Snapchat and an old flame gets ARRESTED!

46m
May 06, 2020
Ep 13: Not Tom Returns!

Guest co-host: Kate.   Jono and Kate come together once again to reveal life changing news for both of them! Jono also rekindles an old flame from a previous episode. TW: This episode mentions sexual assault. Wherever you are in Australia, you can call 1800 RESPECT (1800 737 732) for confidential information, counselling and support on sexual assault, domestic or family violence and abuse.

45m
Apr 06, 2020
Ep 12: Not Adam DeVine

Guest co-host: Emili.   This episode we sit down with Emili who reveals how her Mum was the reason her and her boyfriend fell in love! Jono delves into his date with a nervous Not Adam DeVine, but do the sparks fly? Find out in this months hilarious new ep!

43m
Mar 06, 2020
Ep 11: Not Sean Connery

Guest co-host: Caity   Jono is joined by Caity who shares her worst date / kidnapping story. Jono reveals what happened with Not Syndrome and falls for a well endowed hotty. 

56m
Feb 03, 2020
Ep 10: Not Syndrome from The Incredibles

Co-host: David.  In this episode David and Jono come together to discuss all things dating. David dishes on his traumatic experience at the home of a hoarder and Jono has caught the feels once again for a young man with one very long eyelash.

41m
Jan 06, 2020
Ep 9: Not Rob Kardashian

Come over-host: Molly.  Molly and Jono team up this episode to spill the tea on their love lives this month. Molly dishes on past experience of dating two guys at once but gets outed on national television! Jono tries to get a Red Rooster sponsorship for the podcast by incorporating it into his sex life.

44m
Dec 06, 2019
Ep 8: Not Pandora Boxx

Co-host: Paris.   In this ep Jono is joined by Paris and ooh la la does she have some stories! Paris dives into tales of breaking into pools and getting into cars with strange men. Jono talks about his cost free date with a drag queen as a way to mend his broken heart.

47m
Nov 11, 2019
Ep 7: Not Maluma

Co-host: Kate.   The bad bitch is BACK! Jono bares his heart breaking story of what went wrong with Not Maluma, the first man to take him on more than one date! He is joined once again by producer/sister Kate who talks about her first date with her long-term bf and their first *almost* New Years Kiss mwah

44m
Oct 07, 2019
Desperate Up"date"

Jono and Kate give a quick update on Jono's love life *spoiler alert* he has been on three dates with someone! Could this be THE ONE!??  

4m
Aug 05, 2019