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It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockhard relic is found. Bonus: spooge/splooge throwers. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming). Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!? Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? Tune in to the Fangasm network (not ATN) to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
The Disgusting Brothers are out clubbing when they get a foursome offer they can't resist. But first? An indecent proposal by Cousin Greg to handsy handle some "action items" with Tom Wambsgans before the ladies arrive back at the penthouse. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
What happens in Tahiti better stay in Tahiti because this group vacay included shenanigans, magic, ex-hookups, and a giant dragon. Tune in to find out what went down with our villains before the sun came up. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Turns out the only way to make an airport even more unhinged is when it's the meeting spot for a villain college reunion. This week, tensions (and inside jokes) are high when a pair of unexpected exes go face to face as the crew all head to the bar before their flight to Tahiti. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Where better to chill like a villain than Tahiti? Well, Clopin's mission is to convince all of his college bff's of that truth, and in this episode, we meet the rest of this spicy friend group—and most of them are in bed when we do. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
Join Ursula and all of her college villain besties as they and their lovers (these ships are truly bonkers) plan a ten-year reunion trip to Tahiti. And yes, we've decided they all graduated from Villain-ova. Bonus: the episode opens with an AI-written first-date story starring Ursula and everyone's favorite Scranton boss, Michael Scott. Yes, really. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.
A satisfying—and surprising–climax indeed as we get to hear all about the time travel shenanigans from Neville's point of view. Bonus, his own storytelling gets him and his fiance going even though it includes a big bang of a confession. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
If explosions are your thing: orgasms, L-bombs, meteors, you'll love this episode. Plus: A surprise villain is revealed, turning this rom-com into a thriller. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
Against all odds (and laws of gravity), this treetop tryst only goes up from the last episode—culminating in scraped knees, bondage spells, and a surprise revelation at the (happy) ending. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
If episodes 1-3 were a slow burn, this episode is a meteor blasting through the sky and landing in your pants. Harry and Draco find themselves boinking up the right tree and you're not gonna be-leaf how it all goes down (and up). Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
When it comes to a surprise sexy romp with Draco, Harry's in for a sickle and down for a pound. After a candid Dino-sex convo, these two time travelers get candid (and naked) faster than you can say "Dicklickcockpuss." The only questions remaining are: 1) are those tiny dinosaurs in the bushes dangerous and 2) are Draco's motives leaning more prank or more spank? Tune in to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
Draco and Harry are officially stuck in dino-land, but they're making the most of it—and that involves some sleepwalk-spooning, a crush reveal, and startling dinosaur boning. Bonus topics include SlimFast, gonads, and sexy dinosaur names. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
It's a BRAND NEW SEASON! So you better back that ass—and that timeline—up, because Harry and Draco have accidentally found themselves in the prehistoric era, surrounded by dinosaurs. Will they escape before finding themselves in the mouth of a T-rex...or each other's? Will Allie make her 'prehysterical' joke 7 times an episode? You'll have to tune in to find out! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
You've survived the end of the season and fear not: everyone is naked and....naked. Cum along for the ride and find out if this is a one-time affair or if Jon and Dany are gonna hit it and commit it. The PSR rating of this finale? 9.6. Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
GIRD YOUR LOINS, JONERYS FANS, IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING! And in a location that you won't believe. (Hint: cozy cabin vibes and bearskin rugs). Is there a game of strip poker on the horizon? A cozy bed fit for a queen? More naked and less afraid? You'll have to listen to find out. Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
Rub a dub dub, Jon and Dany in a jungle river tub! The 21st day of the Naked and Afraid challenge dawns and our duo puts the breast in breaststroke. See how well they, ahem, finish. But don’t worry—their reality show is coming to an end but their story (and ours) still has two more chapters! Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
Two weeks into the challenge and Dany and Jon are on top of their game...and *almost* each other. But with a big storm on the horizon, will they finally get drenched in more ways than one? Only the gods (and cameraman Carl) know. Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
In true 'Naked and Afraid' style, this episode features a big, thick snake and forbidden fruit. It also features Dany & Jon accidentally rising and almost-grinding. Tune in for all the wild details. Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm
