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There have never been three more sophisticated, informed, or serious MotoGP commentators than those screaming bastards on Italian TV. Or those stuttering Pom pumpernickels who keep saying “penultimate” because its fancier than “second-last”. They’re pretty good at this MotoGP commentary stuff. And there’s a few Spanish commentators who are the top of their game.
We’re not them.

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126 episodes

Moto PG 126: Beware the White Tiger

What do a white tiger, a Vegas casino act and Moto GP racing have in common? Nothing, obviously. But that doesn't stop our three intrepid analysts somehow weaving them together in one of the more bizarre opening narratives to an episode of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. And from there, somehow, it goes downhill. Simmo is back for episode 126 as Freido runs through some horoscopes, Borrie gets in touch with his inner 12-year-old and Tug brings us up to speed with The Captain's instructions. All you have to do to access the madness is press 'play' and then give serious consideration to sending us some money. It's the least you could do. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 53m
Mar 26
Moto PG 125: He took the camel's mighty gland...

And so it begins. The 2024 season is officially underway and the tone has already been set wth the episode title. It's a line drawn from Borrie's first poem of 2024 and if this effort is the measure then it's going to be a spectacular year all round. There's new segments, new music and new sponsors but - importantly - there's also the same old same old from our three intrepid 'analysts'. Hear the Gresini team meeting minutes, Rossi's letter, Freido's racer horoscope and much, much more. Oh, and give us money. Lots of it. Thankyou. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) TROOPER LU (https://trooperlu.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

2h 9m
Mar 12
Moto PG 124: Talking Testicles With Yoda

It might not be racing but it's still men riding motorcycles stupid fast so testing is worth talking about. Of course, if you're going to talk about a topic it's best to have a guest who knows what it all means and for that, we have Simon Crafar. Or Yoda, as we call him. As always, Simon delivers expertise and insight in a way few can and it makes for an engrossing conversation. In return for these gifts we give you we ask for only one small thing: money. You can give us some by joining our Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) or by buying Borrie's books (https://www.shocknawe.com.au). Or just send it in the post, we don't care. Either way, press play and get educated on what unfolded at Sepang at the weekend. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… ​ And our sponsors:​ APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 17m
Feb 13
Moto PG 122: Rising Stars: The Return of the Ginger Ninja

Even though Boris kissed him last time they met in person Joel Kelso agreed to come back on the Moto PG pod but with one caveat: it had to be on Zoom. Smart lad. And you should be glad he did agree because as always this chat with the Darwin born racer was both entertaining and enlightening. He's back in Moto 3 in 2024 and as you'll hear he's confident it will be a successful season which is great news for Australian motorcycle fans. So go and join Patreon or send us money by some other means and then press play and enjoy. You're welcome. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

38m
Feb 01
Moto PG 121: Back Room Boys - Leon Camier

Some questions don't have answers. Like how does somebody who knows as much about motorcycles and racing as Leon Camier end up on this podcast? Something is clearly amiss but again, dear listeners, it is you who benefits because Leon is a genius. He knows things that others don't know and he shares some of those things with us. It is enlightening and educational and everything this show usually isn't which, frankly, is a refreshing change. So listen and learn and enjoy. And then send us money, either by joining Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) or by buying Borrie's books (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) or just send us cash or cheque in the mail. Or deliver it by hand, we're not fussy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

42m
Jan 25
Moto PG Ep 121: Rising (or should that be already risen?) Stars: Remy Gardner

Remy Gardner has spent his life surrounded by people who know motorcycles and motorcycle racing so one can only imagine his shock when he found himself on the other end of a Zoom call with our three blowhards just before Christmas. But the 25-year-old never flinched and proved himself to be intelligent, thoughtful and articulate with his takes on his career and motorcycle racing more broadly. So brace yourselves, listeners, because in the same way Simon Crafar lifts the tone of the show when he makes an appearance, Remy Gardner is well worth the listen. Enjoy. (And sign up for the Patreon Pit Crew, you tight a##es). IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

51m
Jan 18
Moto PG Ep 120: Rising Stars: Senna Agius

We don't yet have a nickname for him (feel free to make suggestions) but what a pleasure it was to chat with the popular and talented Sydneysider, Senna Agius. Senna heads to the Moto 2 World Championship in 2024 and somehow figured enduring an episode of Moto PG in the lead up would be good preparation. It'll be interesting to see how that pans out (hopefully really, really well!). There's also Borrie's poem and a few snippets from the Moto GP rumour mill so all in all worth pressing play. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

38m
Jan 11
Moto PG Ep 119: Rising Stars: Jacob Raulstone

You need to make a lot of good decisions to get to the top tier of motorcycle racing but even the best have the odd stumble. Jacob Raulstone has done everything right in his young career to date which is why he will be riding in Moto 3 in 2024 and you/we won't be. Given that, we can forgive him his poor judgement in agreeing to be part of this Summer Sessions madness and hope he can make a speedy recovery to common sense in time for the new season. In the meantime, we had a great chat and wish the young man nothing but the best and lots of success in 2024. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

34m
Jan 04
Moto PG Ep 118: OMG it's Mat Mladin

There are three categories of Motorcycle racer. There are gods (which is all of them, even the Captain) there are aliens (Marquez, Rossi, Jorge etc) and then there is our guest on Ep 118, Mat Mladin. There are no words that really capture the essence of Mladin though thousands have been used to try. This interview is everything you would hope for and more and while we say a huge thanks (again) to Mat for taking part it is YOU, the listener, who should be thanking US for making it happen. You can do that a number of ways like buying Boris's books, joining our Patreon Pit Crew, telling your friends about us or simply sending us money. Or all of the above. (But if you can only do one, choose sending the money). And don't forget to enter our incredible SC Projects competition to win up to $5000 worth of sex cannon godliness from our major sponsor and great supporters, SC Projects. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS (https://www.motorsporttrailers.com.au) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 6m
Dec 29, 2023
Moto PG Ep 117: Be Better, People

We love our fans and especially our Patreon supporters. We really do. But there's no diplomatic way to say this people - collectively, your'e not the sharpest tools in the shed. We are having a competition. A brilliant competition, actually. A competition so good even Trump would admit it's better than any competition he's ever held because the prize is sex cannons. Yes, you heard right, SC Project sex cannons to the value of $5000. You wouldn't think it would be hard to give away, would you? But it is. Because you've let us down, sadly. You either can't or don't read instructions and hence, we have a digital sack full of useless entries that don't answer the question. And that makes it difficult for us to give away the sex cannons. Do you see the problem? So because we are generous, here are some examples of how NOT to enter the competition. Listen to them. Then read the instructions. Then try to get it right. And if we do all that properly one lucky listener is about to be the sexiest bastard in their family/office/friend circle/the pub they drink at. etc. So get to it if you want that person to be you.

10m
Dec 28, 2023
Moto PG Ep 116: Yoda joins the show

There are few more knowledgeable, sensible or enlightened voices in Moto GP than New Zealand's Simon Crafar. And yet, for reasons unknown by mere mortals, he freely gives of his time to talk to a degenerate trio who spend the bulk of their time masquerading as podcast hosts and the rest of their time pretending they know something about motorcycles. The Lord works in mysterious ways and you, dear listeners, should be giving him praise tonight for he has bestowed upon you a great gift: Yoda talking testing and all other things Moto GP. So follow these instructions in order: buy Borrie's books at www.shocknawe.com.au; get down on your knees and thank your preferred higher power for delivering this episode to you (especially you non-Patreon leaches); press 'play'; enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 3m
Dec 14, 2023
Moto PG Ep 115: Can You Hear The Drums Fernandez?

The racing in Valencia was brilliant but not a patch on Borrie's final poem of the year. Or the Captain's final instructions for 2023. Or even Rossi's final letter for the year. All that (plus a brief appearance from special guest Simon Crafar before recording a seperate end of year episode with him) is inside. But before you press play, a reminder that Christmas is coming up and there is no better time than now to buy Borrie's books as a stocking stuffer. Or a paper weight. Or whatever. Frankly, the big man doesn't care what you do with them as long as he gets your money. You can even just send him some money if you prefer. It will make both your festive seasons better. NOW you can press 'play'. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 39m
Dec 01, 2023
Moto PG Ep 114: I Think He Got Anal That Night

If you're wondering what the title of this week's show is about, try hitting the play button. (Advertising voice: The Play Button. Your key to MotoPG glory.) Among this week's gems/disgraces depending which side of the woke fence you sit on are some hints and tips for the best ways to cook a puffin, the Captain's latest missive, Boris' Serbian interpretation of Mr Nine Times' thoughts on the week and a poem that Mrs Borrie called time on halfway through Boris' test reading. In Moto PG land that's called 'quality control' and it works as well as you'd expect because you, dear listener, will be getting the full text. So try the Play button. It's way better than this rubbish. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 24m
Nov 21, 2023
Moto PG Ep 113: Catching Up With The Dirty Badger

Tug's away but The Dirty Badger brings the boys up to speed with all the news from the paddock over the weekend at Sepang where the Captain surpassed Cal Crutchlow for the number of falls in Malaysia. Rumours are flying about who'll replace Marc Marquez at HRC and the lads wonder who might be the next alien in the sport? There's Rossi's instructions, the Captain's debrief, Borries's poem and plenty more so press the play button and start living life right. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 41m
Nov 14, 2023
Moto PG Ep 112: Hey, Mr Nine Times....

The racing was glorious and the grid girls were spectacular. What more could a Moto GP fan want, I hear you ask? How about a poem? Or a behind the scenes look at Rossi's team instructions? Or the Captain's debrief of the week? Well you've come to the right place because there is all that and more in episode 112 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. Boris, Tugs and Freido dish it up like nobody else in the business and all you need to do to be a better person is press play and listen to the madness. And give them money, of course. But press play first if you like. Or just give money. Either/or. You still here? IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 48m
Oct 31, 2023
Moto PG Ep 111: The Bin Rats Danced Like Painted Sluts

Eventful might be underselling the week at Phillip Island but in the end it was all worth it when we finally got to see the Johann Zarco backflip. The flying frenchman climbed out of his dumpster round the back of what passes for team buildings at the Island and grabbed his first victory in a crazy weekend of racing at the circuit at the end of the earth. Two of the three MotoPG reprobates were there and the third can't decide if he's glad or sad that he didn't go. Anyway, enough of this rubbish press play. Now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page

1h 44m
Oct 25, 2023
Moto PG Ep 110: Shutup! I Have Panties To Ride Through

Have you ever seen three grown men choking down on one giant dick? Well you'll get to hear what that sounds like this week when Freido, Tug and Boris endure the humiliation of not just being wrong but being completely, totally and utterly wrong about Marc Marquez's move away from HRC to Gresini. For most people, this would be humiliating, embarrassing and emasculating. However, our three protagonists lack even that level of basic self awareness and so they push on regardless as though nothing has happened. And thank god they do. We hear from The Captain and Rossi and Boris even admits to not hating his own poem this week so that's worth listening to. Which you can do by pressing play now. (Then go join Patreon and buy Borrie's books at Shocknawe.com.au (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) so the boys have some of your money. It is literally the least you can do). IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 50m
Oct 17, 2023
Moto PG Ep 109: It Pays To Be Filthy

Just because there was only half a race in Japan doesn't mean you only have to endure half an episode. Sure, the boys are all on their death beds but commitment (or sponsorship dollars, you decide) demands they provide the full complement of Moto PG staples. So there is Rossi's letter, Borrie's poem, The Chattering Of The Choomlas, the Captain's Letter (insert foghorn here)...it's all in here folks. And more. And they even talk a bit about motorcycles and the gods who race them. You know what to do now. See you on the other side. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 39m
Oct 03, 2023
Moto PG Ep 108: Where Were The Elephants?

They said it would be a disaster. They said it wouldn't go ahead. They said the track wasn't fit for purpose. Well WTF would they know? The lads are joined by India correspondent Mahendra to go over what turned out to be a fantastic Indian Moto GP. Sure there was a distinct and disappointing lack of elephants and a disturbingly high ratio of grandmothers in the crowd, but that didn't detract from what was a great first up effort for the world's most populous nation. It also inspired one of Borries' best poems yet and if you're a regualr listener you know how good that needs to be. (If you're not a regular listener, become one. And join our Patreon Pit Crew. And buy Borrie's books. Or just send us money, we don't care. As long as we're getting paid.) Stop looking at this now and press play. What are you waiting for? IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 47m
Sep 26, 2023
Moto PG Ep 107: 'I've never had a lentil on my face...'

'The worst race of the season' and 'a wake up call for rest of the paddock'. Did somebody get out of the wrong side of the bed or does Tugs have a point? It's not the happiest episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe but it's not all doom and gloom either. There's the Captain's Instructions, Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem (which is actually a song this week) and a supermodel joins the show for a chat. But if you don't press play you won't know what any of it is about so get on with it. Oh, and buy a ticket in the Ohvale raffle. (https://www.raffletix.com.au/rushoftherace2023?utm_source=carousel&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=sdnk3) It's a good cause and a hell of a prize. In fact, it might be the only way the Phillip Island experience could be bearable as a spectator. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

2h 3m
Sep 12, 2023
Moto PG Ep 106: Jeremy McWilliams

Bonus time Bitches....He's raced everything from Aprilia 250cc smokers to American baggers, and won on them all. He even wins despite being 163 years old. And he kissed Scarlett Johanson in a movie. And after all that, he still spoke to us. So click play for a brilliant chat with the legend that is Jeremy McWilliams. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

33m
Sep 06, 2023
Moto PG Ep 105: O Captain! My Captain!

"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" In times of crisis we often turn to Seinfeld for guidance and after the shock of the Captain's win at Catalunya it is the words of Jackie Chiles above that soothe. Who could have predicted the Captain actually winning a race? Apparently quite a few of you according to our Facebook competition last week but apart from those lunatics, nobody. Not that it matters to the intrepid crew of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe, though. The boys still find plenty of interesting stuff going on elsewhere in the world of motorcycling both on and off the track. From Borrie's poem to Rossi's letter and everything in between, Ep 105 is everything you've come to expect from these three reprobates. (Hint, if you're new here we have two tips: the material within is NSFW. And buy Borrie's books. They're good.) Enjoy, bitches! IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 41m
Sep 05, 2023
Moto PG Ep 104: Choomlas Make Life Better

Tug is out so Simmo is in this week as the lads try to make sense of what happened in Austria at the weekend. Can they solve Jack MIller's seemingly unsolvable problems? No, but they wont let that stop them trying. It's just one area of racing they know nothing about but speculate on regardless in episode 104 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also the usual favourites with The Captain's Letter (insert foghorn sound here), Rossi's instructions, Borrie's poem and more. Press play to hear it all. Then perhaps take some time to think about your life choices. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) CMB Financial Services (https://cmbfin.com.au) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 54m
Aug 22, 2023
Moto PG Ep 103: Speaking Sense with Simon Crafar

Sense is something you don't hear a lot of in these parts - except when friend of the pod and legend of racing, TV and humanity itself Simon Crafar drops by to talk all things Moto GP. It's always a treat to hear from one of the most knowledgeable and thoughtful analysts in the business and episode 103 is no exception. Oh, and Tug and Boris were there, too. So sit back and enjoy the wisdom of one of the sport's very best thinkers then go and sign up for ourt Patreon Pit Crew so we can keep bringing the quality to you (and the money to us!) IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CMB Financial Services (https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=cmb+financial+services&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8) or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 25m
Aug 15, 2023
Moto PG Ep 102: I Remember The First Time I Saw My Father's Testicles

Sometimes the title of the episode has something to do with the episode itself. Other times, something so absurd has been said that it needs to be highlighted by being the show title. This is a case of the latter. And besides, it helps distract from the stunning reality that the Captain somehow found the winner's circle at Silverstone. So let's not speak of it. Let's instead concentrate on the knife fight that was Moto 3 and the glory of Cheryl not only being at the track but meeting her hero Jake Dixon. That's the story of the week and we chat to Cheryl to get the low down on a great weekend. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: Hard to bellieve we have ANOTHER new sponsor but it's a big welcome and thankyou this week to Indo Insider Tours (https://indoinsidertours.com). SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) CMB Financial Services (https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=cmb+financial+services&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8) or call 1300 262 346 GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

2h 1m
Aug 08, 2023
Moto PG Ep 101: The Most Disgusting Poem Ever

"That," said Borrie's wife, "is the most disgusting poem you've ever written. Surely you are not going to read that out?" But he did. And she was right. And you, too, will hear it on episode 101 and you, too, will be shocked because, even for this group of reprobates, it is bad. But that is also what makes it good, no? I mean, who listens to this podcast for the high literary standards? That's right, no-one. Certainly not you. So stop pretending you're thinking about it and just press play already. We both know you want to. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: A big welcome to our newest sponsors, CMB Financial Services (https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=cmb+financial+services&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8). If you want money for a car or boat or fighter jet, CMB are the guys to see. SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 4m
Aug 01, 2023
Moto PG Ep 100: And They Said We'd Never Make It

Well bitches, it's hard to tell who's more surprised about us making it to episode 100 of this (checks notes)....project. Is it us, who thought four episodes would probably see us out? Is it the other motorcycle media who refuse to even acknowledge we exist? Is it Rod, the poor producer whose studio and customer base have suffered irreparable damage thanks to this whole sordid affair? Maybe they're all about equal, who knows? In the end , though, it really doesn't matter because what is not in dispute is that YOU knew. Or you at least made it possible. Without you, we would just be three blokes sitting in a room screaming at each other (while Rod sat in the corner wondering what had gone so wrong in his life). Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they said in Seinfeld, but it's hardly something you'd do every week for fun. (Or maybe you would but you wouldn't pay to sit in a studio and do it. Unless you were mad. Which we might be. But I digress.) Anyway, the point is we love you and thank you genuinely for continuing to turn up and indulge this childish endeavour. (That was the serious bit. Don't get used to it.) Anyway, we have lots of notes from lots of high profile people congratulating us for our achievement so press play and hear it for yourself. Oh, and go and buy Borrie's books at shocknawe.com.au (https://www.shocknawe.com.au). Please. He needs the money. (And if he doesn't get it he will just take mine and I can't afford it.) IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au) Chris the Artist (https://www.drautoart.com)

1h 40m
Jul 13, 2023
Moto PG Ep 099: The Mamba Gloriosa Signature Episode

"The number 99 is said to be a powerful symbol of destiny, completion, and perfection." So says the all knowing Google internet thingy. But in Moto GP 99 stands for one thing and one thing alone. It is for him, the one whose name so many are unworthy to speak and yet they do. But from on the mountain George did speak to us this week to acknowledge only one podcast flies with the Eagle Sharks and that podcast is this, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. And so you will hear George' thoughts on matters MotoGP in this epsidoe. And those of Boris and Tug and Freido. So buy Borrie's books here (www.shocknawe.com.au) then listen to the episode. Or the other way round. We really don't care, just make sure to do both. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS (https://www.kebandcustomparts.com.au)

2h 10m
Jun 27, 2023
Moto PG Ep 098: Like a Wildebeest Trapped In a Tent

Moto PG on a Tuesday? Yes. The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe publishes when we say it publishes and this week it is Tuesday bitches. So get over it. The racing was glorious but let's stop kidding ourselves that this podcast has anything to do with that. It's about these three clowns hearing themselves talk but it's mostly about getting you to part with your money. So go and join the Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) if you haven't already and also buy Boris' books at shocknawe.com.au (https://www.shocknawe.com.au). Then you can listen to the show. Which is good (but you already knew that). IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) RESPONSE REAL ESTATE (https://responsere.com.au/)

2h 10m
Jun 19, 2023
Moto PG Ep 097: Chocolate is Portuguese for Anal

It's hard to tell from the title but Moto PG has gone high brow, bitches. The greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe has, over time, morphed into so much more and episode 97 marks another milestone. It is in this episode that Boris's poem blossomed from its child like 'Green Eggs And Ham' tempo into intellectual high art mimicking Edgar Allen Poe. The Big Man has written a bunch of books, it's true (which you peasants should all buy from shocknawe.com.au (http://shocknawe.com.au/)) but this....this is on another level entirely. Sure, it remains puerile and profane but that doesn't mean it isn't beautiful. (In fairness, it doesn't mean that it IS beautiful either but that is for you, the listener, to decide). Anyway, it's just one of dozens - nay hundreds - of highlights in episode 97 so you know what to do from here... IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… And our sponsors: MOTO GUZZI (https://www.motoguzzi.com/au_EN/models/v85-tt/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) WORLD ON WHEELS (https://www.worldonwheels.tours/) NOISEGUARD (https://www.noiseguard.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.mig.bike/) AGV HELMETS (https://agvhelmets.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en_AU/experience/100years.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY04XmOqX-ba24NzjBob1t3aBtot2ful3cvZP1J7gvJjYq72_FbkMogaAvwVEALw_wcB) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) HONDA (https://motorcycles.honda.com.au/) SUZUKI (https://www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au/) TRIUMPH (https://www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2v-gBhC1ARIsAOQdKY1NcQLH228uZBgdijtHZZ-pfZ9E5NwTo8oU8-c0P5IYix62Ccswr6oaAmUxEALw_wcB) APRILIA (https://www.aprilia.com/au_EN/) GREY GUMS CAFÉ (https://www.facebook.com/GreyGumCafe/) RESPONSE REAL ESTATE (https://responsere.com.au/)

2h 11m
Jun 13, 2023