TGIM, guuuuuys! Let's jump into the week and get this going, betchesssss:

• Oscars chatttttt! Let's talk about it. After seeing Gaga strip her makeup off for her performance, we wanna know how long does it take to take your makeup off & back off again!


• Worm rain! We never knew such a thing existed!!!!


• Where did the brawl break out?! One broke out at a cemetery!


• What makes you happy? Studies show having more moolah makes you happier!


• Aaaand we go through your comments with Mailbag. Can you believe people have reserved potential usernames of our new show and want to charge thousands for us to have it?!?

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