Jesus and I recapped everything that’s happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold.

Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department?

• Wishing Biden was still running

• Complaining that Kamala’s crowds must be “fake”

• ‘Accidentally’ flying on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet in 2024

And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things that are happening.

I have faith in you, humans.

Love,

God