As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening- we were truly lucky to tell this story with you all. We'll be back in the fall with Campaign Two of Try Not To Die.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

ALL HAIL OUR ELDRITCH PATRONS! Especially Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Colleen, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope , Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, and Sahara. And of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell. We thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your name, now and always.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi


“Portal-idle” - couchhero

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons


"teleport" - outroelison

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"bamf" - themfish

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex

“Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"grocery-drop" - shelbyshark

"dropping-carrier-bag-containing-bottles-on-table" - fmaudio

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"crashing" - smmassuda


"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

"Wood splintering" - craigsmith

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g" - carloscarty

"jazz-bar-people-ambience-la-fontaine-copenhagen" - msxp

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"explosion 01" - tommccann

“Sparks” - erh

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

"crack-glass" - 13fpanskacerny-jan

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez

"time-stop" - damnsatinist

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

All  sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠
unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti,  Free Audio Zone, Fun with
Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or
Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.