Selling Out Show

Selling Out Show

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We screw up life at our leisure, for your listening pleasure. Looking back at our lives from the drug, sex and rock 'n roll days to fatherhood, there isn't a topic we won't talk about.

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90 episodes

The Willow Murders

Oh! Hello there, you mysterious stranger from the internet. Would you like to be entertained? Don't worry, not secret passwords or knocks required. Just click play! This time out we put two TV theme songs into the pit to duke it out for nostalgic dominance, Nate goes back to the well to discuss the lack of word wizardry on the Disney+ program Willow, a man in Massachusetts reminds us why google searches are a smoking gun PLUS SO MUCH MORE!  VISIT OUR PARTNERS: NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM USE CODE SELLINGOUT20 FOR 20% OFF AT ALL THOSE SITES SPUNKLUBE.COM

52m
Jan 20, 2023
Kathleen Celebrating Christmas in the Detox Gift Shop

We herald the happy return of Nate G to the show by recasting classic Christmas films with Hollywood heavyweights Clint Howard and David Lee Roth, Give a Kratom course correction, get the inside track on how Roku ruined rehab, talk TV with The English and Willow, Wax nostalgic about...well, nostalgia, plus how to woo our way into Kathleen Kennedy's wallet. All this and a whole lot more in the mighty Selling Out manner! So slap some earmuffs on the kids and send Nana to the Netherlands, time to click PLAY! VISIT OUR PARTNERS AND USE COUPON CODE SELLINGOUT 20 FOR 20% OFF YOUR ENTIRE ORDER! NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM and of course be sure and check out SPUNKLUBE.COM

1s
Dec 08, 2022
All About Me

Diamond Dave flies solo this time out, talkin' TV- Andor vs Wicked Tuna (Yeah it's legit, don't change that dial!), turning to online therapy, channeling Christmas in time of crisis, plus the PROBLEMS with politics. Here's a packed podcast in a nice little package! CLICK PLAY! VISIT OUR PARTNERS AND USE COUPON CODE SELLINGOUT 20 FOR 20% OFF YOUR ENTIRE ORDER! NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM and of course be sure and check out SPUNKLUBE.COM

33m
Nov 17, 2022
SLICE n DICE

On this episode, we go INSIDE Dave. Ok, not like the doctors did, but rather all the dirty little details of his surgery are disclosed...and some are absolute doozies! Plus we hate phony YouTube pranksters and more beautiful banter than you can shake a stick at. Oh yeah, we also have a special guest host in the form of Toby since Bate has been abducted by aliens. CLICK PLAY! VISIT OUR PARTNERS AND USE COUPON CODE SELLINGOUT 20 FOR 20% OFF YOUR ENTIRE ORDER! NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM and of course be sure and check out SPUNKLUBE.COM

57m
Oct 19, 2022
My Playdate with Wilford Brimley

Hello you beautiful and mysterious internet beauties! On this brand new episode we get to talking the problem with playdates, giving up physical items that you love, drug addled icons we aspired to be, This Fool from Hulu, Vice Principals on HBOmax and of course, sharing some oats with Wilford Brimley. This summary doesn't do the Selling Out Show justice, but how can one properly package all that awesome using human language? Nope! Can't be done! So get lissssnin'! VISIT OUR PARTNERS USE CODE SELLINGOUT20 for 20% OFF YOUR ORDER AT THESE SITES: NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM and don't forget the little lube that could  SPUNKLUBE.COM

1h 9m
Sep 23, 2022
Hey Hey 80's PSA

We lead of this banger with Dave dropping a health bomb about his hip. Here's a hint: A cellphone with big buttons is on back order, baby! We then dig into memorable 80's PSA spots. Notably, the morality lessons we never followed left by them there mormons from the church of LDS. This episodes installment of Nate's Notes looks at the larynx of the replacement singer. Those frontmen that took second stage and how they fared. The show is capped off with a discussion about the Rings of Power on Prime plus House of the Dragon from HBOmax, and why these fantasy series are whipping fans into a frenzy. Slap some earmuffs on Nana and tell your boss to mind their own beeswax, it's time for THE SELLING OUT SHOW VISIT OUR PARTNERS AND SAVE 20% OFF WITH CODE SELLINGOUT20 NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM and don't forget to check out  SPUNKLUBE.COM 

1h 11m
Sep 08, 2022
PRƎY

The year is 2022, and aliens have chosen HULU as their hunting grounds. Oh yeah baby! We're talkin' about the new movie in the Predator franchise...PREY! From folks worried it's woke, connections to the previous films and how it stacks up, we cover this sequel in the mighty Selling Out manner. So slap some ear muffs on the elderly, and don't play this podcast in church because our special blend of discussion topics are spicy enough to be illegal in 6 states. PLUS Nate's Notes plunges into the news of a Pantera...err...reunion? Just how gross of a money grab is going on here? Nate will let ya know! VISIT OUR PARTNERS NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM USE PROMO CODE SELLINGOUT20 FOR 20% OFF AT ALL THOSE SITES SPUNKLUBE.COM contact the show: sellingoutshow@gmail.com  insta/twitter: @sellingoutshow fb: sellingoutshow1   

1h 14m
Aug 11, 2022
#TAILGUNNING

Whoo doggy! We got a doozy of an episode this time out, stuffed to the gills with all that crazy content the cool kids seem to enjoy! Right outta the gate we compare country western music to anime, then the problem with a dream journal if you're a pervert. Like bizarre 911 calls? Prepare to laugh along while we listen in as an Ohio man pleads to police in hopes of reclaiming his siezed stash. That's followed by RETURN OF THE RED SCARE! That's right, how history has a way of repeating itself in horrible fashion and why allowing religion to write laws is wrong. Sounds heavy, huh? Nah, you must not know us well! Because thanks to Faux News, we've created a new sexual proclivity and need YOU to help define what it can be. Listener participation baby, now that's hot. For dessert, Dave discusses the hovering problem with social media platform Instagram and Nate's Notes takes a look at sampling as a driving force in creating a song. *WHEW* All that... and a whole lot more in the superior Selling Out manner! Your body ain't ready. Well, unless your nipples are the size of dinner plates. In that case, you we're born for this.  Hey, Hey, click play! Visit our partners northlandvapor.com alpinehemp.com USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 for 19% OFF AT BOTH SITES deathbygummybears.com wonkyweeds.com spunklube.com CONTACT THE SHOW! sellingoutshow@gmail.com or @sellingoutshow on Insta and Twitter

1h 3m
Jul 24, 2022
Anton Aardvark Ate Some Shrooms

Leading off this luscious new episode of Selling Out Show: Dave is overly perturbed by fellow parents at 3rd grade graduation, Nate follows that up with how he favors fungi and details a trip with shrooms where he might've met god, What we've been watching- Dave is none too happy with Jurassic World Dominion and the new Dr. Strange, All time worst places to sleep (yes, they're that bad), PLUS Nate's Notes brings up Bands that turned out to be bad guys.  All this and a whole lot more in the superior Selling Out manner. Hey, Hey, click play! Visit our partners northlandvapor.com alpinehemp.com USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 for 19% OFF AT BOTH SITES deathbygummybears.com wonkyweeds.com spunklube.com

1h 35m
Jun 27, 2022
Yothers in the Hall

On this one we are talking the Kids in the Hall return on Amazon Prime, ultimate fiber fumble, the rise of dead media, apologize to Tina Yothers, banning inedible things PLUS Nate's Notes wants to retire the Red Hot Chili Peppers All this and a whole lot more in the superior Selling Out manner. Hey, Hey, click play! Visit our partners northlandvapor.com alpinehemp.com USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 for 19% OFF AT BOTH SITES deathbygummybears.com wonkyweeds.com spunklube.com

1h 16m
Jun 02, 2022
Pucker Up Bruce Vilanche

Powder my plums and twist my twig...we got a jam packed show for ya this time out! Billy Ocean vs Michael McDonald, being a sissy on the slopes, tik tok dogs, off to Mexico, grown men buying comicbooks, movie genre generational gap, big brands out there burning money PLUS: losing the lust for writing lyrics All this and a whole lot more in the superior Selling Out manner. Hey, Hey, click play! Visit our partners northlandvapor.com alpinehemp.com USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 for 19% OFF AT BOTH SITES deathbygummybears.com wonkyweeds.com spunklube.com

1h 22m
May 09, 2022
VaCaTioN

Hooo Doggy! Ever hear about those dummies who agree to attend a timeshare seminar for a discounted trip? Yeah, well... Dave did it, and has nothing but bad things to say about the company Bluegreen Vacations. PLUS: What not to do at the Alamo, the true value of a photograph, failing at social media, 80's movie remix, goth bathrooms and Nate's Notes sounds off on straight edge.  All this and a whole lot more in the superior Selling Out manner. Hey, Hey, click play! Visit our partners northlandvapor.com alpinehemp.com USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 for 19% OFF AT BOTH SITES deathbygummybears.com wonkyweeds.com spunklube.com

1h 14m
Mar 30, 2022
Death and Texas

Ep.#78 Death and Texas: So, uhhh, jeez...where to start? On this show we get ornry over a story about a woman addicted to the Ukraine war, why book bannings are bonkers, funeral fantasies, the untimely passing of artist Mark Lanegan and his influenece on Nate's recovery, PLUS we're not done after all that! Dave continues his HULU hullabaloo and engages in some sloppy, yet satisfying TV talk. Continuing in the fine Selling Out tradition, we bring the conversations bound to make Babushka blush! VISIT OUR PARTNERS NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 TO SAVE 19% OFF YOUR ORDER AT BOTH SITES WONKYWEEDS.COM DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM SPUNKLUBE.COM

1h 19m
Mar 07, 2022
OUR FINAL SHOW...of February...2022, yeah

We've come correct this episode with our limber language to talk about love, Pam & Tommy on HULU, weird sex shit, social media regurgitation, NFTs, Jackass, maturing music tastes and a whole lot more!  VISIT OUR PARTNERS: NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 FOR 19% OFF YOUR ORDER AT BOTH SITES DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM SPUNKLUBE.COM

1h 14m
Feb 16, 2022
GOULASH PIRATE

First show of 2022 is a good'un! We are talking call girl christmas presents, plastic addictions, up to no good at the nudie bar, vinyl collecting and a whole lot more! Chock full of audio goodness here, click play! VISIT OUR PARTNERS: NORTHLANDVAPOR.COM ALPINEHEMP.COM SAVE 19% AT BOTH SITES WITH COUPON CODE SELLINGOUT19 DEATHBYGUMMYBEARS.COM WONKYWEEDS.COM SPUNKLUBE.COM

1h 14m
Jan 19, 2022
Salvation at the Dew Drop Inn

Brandy new and just for you! Nate has returned to talk wrapping dogs in velvet, overactive salivary glands, the Salvation Army scam (that just sounds catchy, it's actually about how they use addicts for underpaid labor, wait...that IS a scam!), negative thoughts out to nuke good vibes and the innapropriate way to deal with them, holiday gifting and no longer being hip to hard core. Plus, we throw in all of our other shenanigans free of charge!  Visit our partners: alpinehemp.com northlandvapor.com save 19% off your order at both sites with code sellingout19 wonkyweeds.com deathbygummies.com spunklube.com 

1h 13m
Dec 09, 2021
TURKEY TIME MACHINE

GOING BACK IN TIME TO 2019 AND REVISITING A HOLIDAY STAPLE: We've cooked up a buffet of buffoonery with all the fixings! Dave is joined by guest host Toby to talk living in Texas (3:50), play a hilarious game of Jive Turkey Trivia (7:29), a belly busting brainstorming session on how to make Thanksgiving more marketable (18:43), plus what NOT to be thankful for this holiday season (33:19). This show is guaranteed to be more fun than a can of cranberry sauce spilling all over your creepy uncle who flew in from Cleveland. Click play and have a few laughs on us. Don't worry, we'll tidy up.     Yes, this was a reposted show. A great one. Gobble Gobble. New Ep coming soon.  SHOP WITH OUR PARTNERS   -www.alpinehemp.com http://www.alpinehemp.com/ for a wide variety of all natural, CBD products at GREAT prices! Use code sellingout19 for 19% off!   -Northland Vapor for all of your vaping needs use code: sellingout19 for 19% off! www.northlandvapor.com http://www.northlandvapor.com/  -Spunk Lube amazing sex is just a squirt away with the best lubricant on the market Buy three get one free! www.spunklube.com http://www.spunklube.com/

49m
Nov 19, 2021
Halloween Hullabaloo 3

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1h 13m
Oct 27, 2021
Return of Big Toe Thumb/World WHOA Web/Toby Hates Hulk Hogan

Nate is away on holiday, so Dave can freely discuss his disgust of big toe thumbs with guest Toby. Again you say? Trust us, there's a reason the stubby bastards are back. We also talk about the cesspool called the internet, being kind to Alexa to avoid electro shocks, eBay being bunk and wrestlers for some weird reason. CLICK PLAY Visit our partners: alpinehemp.com northlandvapor.com save 19% at both sites by using code sellingout19 spunklube.com

1h 1m
Sep 23, 2021
Woof! INTO THE WEEDS

HELLO! Dave got adopted by a dog, stupid characters we create to fill the void, Nate uses a live set from to kill delta doldrums, PLUS all the usual Selling Out shenanigans you've grown to love. CLICK PLAY Visit our partners alpinehemp.com northlandvapor.com SAVE 19% at both sites with coupon code sellingout19 spunklube.com

53m
Sep 01, 2021
oh SHEIT

I just over indulged myself with a large amount of soup, making show notes incredibly hard to write. But, I'm a warrior so I will press on...my keyboard. What happens on this glorious new episode of The Selling Out Show? For starters, Dave breaks a decades long personal streak that involves public rest rooms, the gents wonder if education is wasted on the young which turns into being pissed over the frauds at Fox News, and Nate takes a look at the public stigma of being a poseur. Included in that discussion are the band Tramp Stamps, Tekashi69 and Steely Dan (well, kinda). Listen to the episode, your brain stem will thank you. SHOP WITH OUR PARTNERS: northlandvapor.com alpinehemp.com use coupon code sellingout19 to save 19% at both sites spunklube.com

1h 2m
Jul 31, 2021
Alien Bunny Love

Hillbillies invading Dave's vacation, Aliens invading Earth, Bunnies invading each other, Music genres invading Nate's geriatric sensibilities...whew, I really suck at writing episode synopsis! It's great, hit PLAY Visit our partners: alpinehemp.com northlandvapor.com use code sellingout19 for 19% off at both sites! spunklube.com

52m
Jul 20, 2021
Hobbies and Hell

Oh yeah, baby! The Selling out boys are back to ballyhoo about bizarre condiments, feeling sorry for sand, staying away from the sea, spoiled kids in the summertime, the dilly on dog shows, stupid pet tricks, falling in love with soapmaking, tales of a true crime heckler, and *whew*, if that wasn't enough, Nate's Notes GOES TO HELL...seriously....kinda....maybe? SHOP WITH OUR PARTNERS: www.northlandvapor.com www.alpinehemp.com Use code sellingout19 to get 19% off your order at both sites www.spunklube.com FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA @sellingoutshow

1h 9m
Jun 23, 2021
Gleaming the Tube

On this brand spankin' new episode of the world's greatest podcast, we discuss Dave's transformation into a slug thanks to streaming services. He's come up with a laundry list of shows bound to make you put on stained sweatpants (optional) and forget about the outside world. But that's not all folks! Nate also explains why Seinfeld and the Simpsons are prison staples, PLUS the sex appeal of a shiny new bass guitar.  Of course, in the Selling Out tradition, we also pack this episode full of banter that'll make Nana blush. CLICK PLAY Visit our partners: alpinehemp.com for all your cbd needs northlandvapor.com for the best e-liquids on the market USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 FOR 19% OFF YOUR ORDER AT BOTH SITES spunklube.com

42m
May 20, 2021
Devito's Pancake Ass Dragged Off To The Icy Depths

Movies, Music, Massages and...Mayhem! On this episode we hand out media mulligans. What film/series would be best served by a chance to start a season over? Nate details a memorable massage performed next to a microwave, PLUS remebering the days we were too cool for classic rock. Extra bonus, we talk Batman Returns, Jaws 2, Medicine Man, Seattle bands, Winger, Stryper, Assless Ass and so much more! Visit our partners: alpinehemp.com northlandvapor.com use code sellingout19 for 19% OFF your order at both sites spunklube.com

58m
Apr 27, 2021
Danzig Pandemania

This episode is packed tighter than a drug smuggler's rectum! We're talking the new methamphetamine known as Glenn Danzig memes, precious moments ruined by social media, socially distanced ski trips, virtual school venom, the streaming tv scam, PLUS a lust for live music and the return of the Tribe.  Visit our partners: Alpinehemp.com Northlandvapor.com use code sellingout19 for 19% off your order at both sites! spunklube.com

53m
Mar 17, 2021
Scumbags

On this episode of a podcast with a purdy mouth: Dave is heated over the cold in Texas. He rages over the statewide failures related to the snow and lets it all out on the representatives of the Lone Star State. We also discuss the death of Larry Flynt, mummified masturbators, and Nate's Notes details the decades long descent of Marilyn Manson. And hey, while you're here, check out our awesome partners: Alpinehemp.com Northlandvapor.com SAVE 19% AT BOTH SITES WITH CODE SELLINGOUT19 spunklube.com

47m
Feb 24, 2021
Show 63 Valentine Vivitrol

Love is in the air... and it stinks! Or does it? It's Valentine season and the Selling Out Show gives their definition of love, discuss blowing up buttcheeks with a Vivitrol injection, #boycottbigholidays, and the trouble with writting a ditty for that special someone. Plus, we may have been ghosted by Toby! Listen up buttercup.

46m
Feb 08, 2021
Ep.#62 Polly Ticks

We...are...BACK! So, anything crazy happen lately? On this episode the Selling Out crew discuss the riot at the US Capitol, play a gameshow piping hot with political trivia called "Hail to the Beef", take a look at the life of MF DOOM, plus Genghis Khan geneology, chapped hands and Jimmy Dean.  VISIT OUR PARTNERS northlandvapor.com alpine hemp.com USE CODE SELLINGOUT19 TO SAVE 19% AT BOTH SITES spunklube.com Follow the show on social media! Twitter and Instagram: @sellingoutshow FB: sellingoutshow1 email: sellingoutshow@gmail.com

51m
Jan 20, 2021
Ep.#61 BACON!

Hello galaxy! On this little ditty we discuss struggling with creativity, how to cure a hangover, having a piss poor vocabulary, toxic teenage angst in music form: NIN vs Alanis Morissette, double standards and just how many dicks are too many. So strap in for another wild audio experience from your pals at The Selling Out Show. 

1h 10m
Nov 30, 2020