We Don't Have a Podcast Yet

Nathan P. Woodard and AJ Estes

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Nathan and AJ bought a bunch of fancy podcast equipment and figured the ideas would be the easy part. Now every week they’re forced to brainstorm what the podcast could be, with help from listeners and their artificial intelligence, the Pod-Tron 4500. It’s not a podcast yet, but you can listen anyway.

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312 episodes

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Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: We Don’t Have a Podcast Yet Babies - that’s what faith is all about Podcast 2000 - this is a slightly different idea Extended Podcast Universe - “don’t tread on me” The Pulitzer Wurlitzer - I’ve immediately broken my “no drone strike” promise The Mopstar - it’s Spanish for “Joseph Butter” Mortgage in the Time of Video Games - much like a little Italian plumber Camp Monsterson - it’s just Westworld Babies Free Beer and Hot Wind - Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson are back

58m
May 22, 2023
Italian Dracula

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: How to Remember Things - lowrider Santa is here to help you get your wife’s prescription The Idle Invisible Hand - not now, ghost! Superpresident Lab - who will get to the stovepipe bra first? The Rain Stick Podcast- just like in the Bible Bottoms Up! Wingo Akimbo - you’ll be saying it on your deathbed Call Your Killers - grandpa knows how to say Pokemon Lost Idiot - great now we got sleestaks Sore Histories - moon vs whale

1h 5m
May 08, 2023
Top Tens Take Two [PATREON PREVIEW] - Least Popular Alcoholic Beverages, Summer Jobs

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7m
May 01, 2023
Go, Granny Vedder!

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Taboocast - we’re being bullied by Spotify Top Ten Take Two - “YOU’RE GETTING DUMBER” Our Next Comedy Album: All Crowd Work - do you want any faberge eggs? Lil Ron Hubbard’s Cupboard of Peculiarities - he’s eight inches tall rising up out of the drawer like Dracula StrangerTalk - “comedian stalks and murders heckler” This is No Ears Podcast - OJ Sampson? The Osteoporosis Chronicle - we’re getting into the brittle mindset The Armchair Sneetch - “The Three-Goatse Problem”

54m
Apr 24, 2023
Nasty Nate and The Grub [PATREON PREVIEW] - Finger Powers

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6m
Apr 17, 2023
Papa John's Bastard Children

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Test of Time: Clock’s Ticking - it's just one femur What’s Next After AI and Beyond? -  Gold 4 Cash Mister Critical - check out my Wallace Shawn action figure Shock jocks for kids - The Grub loves his baby poop Dr. Demand - shall I compare thee to a cherry pie? Covertown - more like Worse Company Too Gross & Too Close to Fucking Crazy - Slimer? That’s real Italian. When Thoughts Kill - we’re taking the Papa down with us

52m
Apr 10, 2023
BONUS: Weenie Boy Special

It's Hot Dog Week and we're inventing a whole week's worth of new hot dogs and we're gonna make them and eat them.

56m
Apr 07, 2023
Some of That Cancer Water on My Beak

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Controversial Hall of Fame - this is well within the parameters The Interview, by Proxy -  hanging out at the clown judge coffee shop Podcast for the Treatment -  I saw the sweaty boys on the elevator Funny Podcast Games - we’re your grandsons Not So Funny Podcast - we’re members of the press This Week In Creepville - “please Spider-Man I’m shy” Weenie Boy Special -  I call it Nathan’s Infamous Unfuck the Real Illusion - he’s the best lawyer in Space Boston

54m
Mar 27, 2023
I Wish I Could Give Less Than One Star [PATREON PREVIEW] - Hot Beer at the Cow Farm

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5m
Mar 20, 2023
Dead Uncles to the Front of the Line

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: You Matchmaker You, America - slime the new king and queen Podsaurus - John Thomas? Never Don’t Get It Again - Megasoreass, of course I Wish I Could Give Less Than One Star -  it’s a truly unfair system Tugboat - he’s too cute Have a Nice Beard - Burt Wonderstone didn’t have a beard Late Guy Radio Hour - it’s like this every day Mellow Andy - dogs with sunglasses only want one thing

1h 2m
Mar 13, 2023
The Itty Bitty Hitty Subcommittee [PATREON PREVIEW] - Leave Me Alone

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5m
Mar 07, 2023
The Coital Tornado

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: This Shouldn’t be News to You Worms - giving Bezos way too much credit Just DON’T Add Water (The Great Mashed Potato Experiment) - wait, there’s NOT a good one? Please Take My Seed - maybe this is the good one The Itty Bitty Hitty Subcommittee -  we’re expanding the Magic Mike franchise Dan Legends - sounding like Bob Dylan trying to get out of bed Aaron Carter and Media and Media and America - “talk about a body count!” Shandar Get's Shit Dusted - move over, Cocaine Bear If Me Smarted - it’s easy to research

1h 3m
Feb 27, 2023
Chicken Sucka

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Open Records Repodquest - ask the government if we should try chowder Hear Ye, Hear Ye - what was Rax up to? Have You Heard the One About the AI That Writes Jokes? - he’s just a shitty reddit guy Harbor Frieght Video Review Podcast - don’t tell us how to run a cornfield, Leroy Deathpat - give the baby dummy a doorknob hole Dip Your Own Balls - I’m a pervert for you guys What an Oral Dickstart This Is - there’s a lady doing stuff Nice Bird - we’re revealing the government’s blood secrets

56m
Feb 01, 2023
What Was a Hammer [PATREON PREVIEW] - Slay the Tow Mater

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4m
Jan 29, 2023
Amish Sodastream Laws

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Maybe It’s Cancer - we’re gonna have the coolest laser tag in town Smoke ‘em If You Get ‘em - these ones are the real Dutch Masters Wokebait Studios - I regret this idea Barely Scarely - wolf man is here to borrow your pinking shears No Show - slow it down and add the epic taiko drums What Was a Hammer - I guess we’re having sieve cakes Bigfoot: Terror In Golf - he’s mixing Hawaiian Punch and Coca Cola NBA Train - Joey Chestnut has eaten the power pellet

1h 7m
Jan 24, 2023
Nighttime Prayers [PATREON PREVIEW] - Time prayer

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8m
Jan 23, 2023
AJ's Alligator Wife

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Montage Triage - tell us the story again grandpa The Freakshow - as a man with a monkey face this is offensive Cloudbusters - their goal wasn’t slime Nighttime prayers - Tom Cruise: Prayer Warrior Bitch Guy Radio - Freddy has no class Antici…pant - there’s an epistemological crisis of parachute pants Partially Animal Podcast - they let the triffids have their own day We King It - don’t eat that leftover burger Joe

1h 9m
Jan 17, 2023
Creamed Cream [PATREON PREVIEW] - French to English translation of an alien romance novel

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6m
Jan 16, 2023
A Day at the Dog Park

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: “Lost” in the Mail - inmates please go across the street We Don’t Have a Podcast Yet Miami - I’m gonna feed the alligator some of this sandwich Creamed Cream - no mention of the Hunchback Interview with the Umpire - he’s sipping on that coconut full of blood My Face Serial Kill You - AJ doesn’t like the evil eye Today in True Crime in Techniques - I’m doing true crime over here Crime All Town Dicks Podcast - Vincent Price has gathered them all here Working Death - did you guys hear about the gorilla?

1h 9m
Jan 09, 2023
2023 BINGO

It's that time of year again folks: 2022 has failed to defeat most of us and we're looking back at the predictions me made for last year, and making some educated guesses about what's in store for 2023.  If you'd like to play along you can tag us in a photo of your 2023 bingo card on any of the social medias, we're @wdhapy

1h 15m
Jan 03, 2023
Greatest Hits Volume 4

Oops! We did it again! Another collection of favorite goofs and gags for you to enjoy and reminisce about the good old days when you could hear AJ's chair audibly creaking all the time. If you want more great content go to www.whitehouse.boats and subscribe to our Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes every week!

53m
Dec 19, 2022
[UNLOCKED] The Time Garage

Hello friends! We took the rest of the month off to do holiday stuff and work on our upcoming Holiday Special, in the meantime here's a classic PREMIUM episode for free, The Time Garage: a Sleep Podcast. Subscribe to our Patreon and get great bonus episodes like this one every week at www.whitehouse.boats HEE HAW AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

1h 8m
Dec 17, 2022
Greatest Hits Volume 3

WE'VE DONE OVER 300 HOURS OF RECORDING AND WE STILL HAVEN'T GOT A PODCAST YET, BUT WE'RE NOT GIVING UP AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. HERE'S A COMPILATION OF SOME OF OUR FAVORITE MOMENTS FROM OUR SEARCH FOR THE WORLD'S GREATEST PODCAST.

56m
Dec 12, 2022
They Need That Kampf

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP tel:7027632277 and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Child Pawn - look out he's got a flaming dice tattoo Uncle Goose’s War Stories - we’ve got too many Hitlers True Noncrime - just got Starbucks, yum! The Instruction Manual - just make it into a LLANNGEN Method and Red - who’s the Mister Drysdale? The Oranger Close West Wine True Crime Podcast - it’s hitting all the notes It’s Deep Bro - is it my car yet? I Tell Show - the webbed feet!  No Funny! - we’re halfway there

54m
Dec 05, 2022
The Podcast of Kings [PATREON PREVIEW] - inventing new foods

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6m
Dec 03, 2022
This Is My Nightmare for the Hulk

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP tel:7027632277 and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Fortunes Told - look to your left, now look to your right The Podcast of Kings - who gets to eat the beagle? Who Were Those Masked Men? - now we got a German daddy Racism Rebooted: We’re Changing the Rules and You Love It! - it’s a tired trope, leave us alone Huberman Dot Com - Andrew had to sell his black light Game of Mario - do I get to heal people? Harvesting - look at me I’m Caleb Grossman What Crashed: The Daily Stoic - don’t tell George C. Scott The Dollar Worth of Games - he was Hot Rod’s dad

1h 4m
Nov 29, 2022
The Bill You [PATREON PREVIEW] BullyPass

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7m
Nov 28, 2022
Malcolm Gladwell's Barbarian Babes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP tel:7027632277 and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats http://www.whitehouse.boats/ for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Book Cover Awards - The Thiccness Quotient Andrew Estes's Pantry of the Paranormal - what if I told you that Englishman’s bones are terrible for making bread? Powdered Hands, Chalky Balls - hurry up other people wanna knife fight Breaking News - don’t mess with The Green Gable Gang Working Death - Gordon! Phoebe’s Like Tyson - she’s getting the face tattoo Good Save It All - you think that’s curds you’re eating now? The Bill You - “for services rendered”

59m
Nov 21, 2022
The Freeform Jazz Hour [PATREON PREVIEW] - Chariots of Fire

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4m
Nov 12, 2022
More Cluckin' for the Fuckin'

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP tel:7027632277 and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: When You’re Clown on Your Luck - it’s somebody’s thing Unscripted with a Cryptid - you can’t watch the dubbed Inspector Gadget Spec Ads - the Colonel is crazy for this one The Freeform Jazz Hour - it feels stupid to even keep suggesting ideas after this one Dream Explanations - someone make the panda siren real This Past Week In America Podcast - my birthday is in January someone please get me the Hornets starter jacket Have Form - the greatest gimmick of all time: eggs Terry Carnation - our idea is always better All In My Favorite the Shadows - it’s poker in the dark

1h 4m
Nov 07, 2022