Take this as your invitation to the "Sweet Week 16 Coming Out Party" show.

There's plenty of instant gratification on this heavy duty Saturday, with 11 games on tap, including what could be a pretty entertaining skirmish in Cleveland, as the Saints try to stave off almost certain elimination by the shores of Lake Erie. There's also a somewhat desperate Giants squad looking to secure some breathing room against the always vulnerable Vikes, Dallas not wanting to take a chance with Gardner the QB, and in what looks like the barn burner of the day, the Raiders and Steelers going at it on the 50-yr anny of the Immaculate Reception. Then there's some somewhat savory, leftover Sunday action, headlined by the Pack vs. the Fins in what could be, who knew, Aaron's last gasp before ringing in the New Year, followed by Old Man (Brady) doing some coyote ugly? QB'ing in the desert... we may need some peyote to get through this one.

As refreshments, we'll have some Dean Martin Roasters, and go old school for some Ferrell fraternizing. Plus another presser that was like pulling teeth with ventriloquist Bill; why didn't he just say we're on to Cincinnati (that's who they're playing this week, isn't it?)

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