Report: FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago After Tip That Parents Were Protesting A School Board Meeting There - Babylon Bee

“When we received an anonymous tip that parents were assembling to criticize public school curriculum and policy, we sprung into action – we should have confirmed the veracity, but didn’t want to risk any of these potential terrorists escaping.” Garland spoke at a press conference today, adding “We take these threats very seriously.”