On today's MJ Morning Show

Red Lobster

Morons in the news

A Spring Break destination is trying to keep those spring breakers away...

Mother poses as student and attacks a teacher?

FedEx story in MJ's neighborhood... we took calls

Men are paying up to $5,000 for surgery to alter their nipples... MJ spoke to his plastic surgeon brother

Publix is scaling back on... scales?

Mickey's Subs

Restaurant prices are up 5%?

AT&T recap... we took calls

63% of people on dates will do this on a date

Sitting in traffic connection to dementia

Viral hoax.... this just isn't going to happen

Tampa 'media consultant' married to a Tampa City Council member is facing serious charges

Andy Cohen facing lawsuit

Gwen Stefani doesn't want to hear her No Doubt songs

Steven Tyler - SA lawsuit was tossed by a judge

Wendy Williams health update

Sherri Shepherd in the news?

Reddit subgroup tells us about people who use the word 'buddy'