On today's MJ Morning Show:

Women driving toy cars the length of the state of Florida

Morons in the news

Chipotle cost per bowl

Delta flight - Passenger sneaks on with photo of boarding pass

Passenger dragged off flight in headlock

MJ's toothpaste issue

Jackwagon Jury - We took calls

Divorce attorney ranks top occupations likely to cheat... We took calls.

Women file lawsuit against one guy they all dated

University offers class about Weird Al's music

Bruce Springsteen looks like a female actress?

Michael Jackson's son and mother in a lawsuit against one another

Restaurant bar serves alcohol to kid by mistake