On today's MJ Morning Show:

Pat George giggle

Clowns

Morons in the news

A calculator theft ring?

School fools

MJ is going to see cobbler Jim McFarland

Roxanne - Rise up for Downs Syndrome

MJ's Gatsby on Instagram

Fart spray causes evacuations and hospitalizations at school

Airplane loses tire, falls onto cars below

Carbs make you look uglier, but what foods make you look better?

Spring break - Miami has a video to keep people away

Another toe licking high school incident?

Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul

Women - Where is your 'Me' time location? We took calls.

Wrong way crash in Tampa

Gandy Blvd. racing crackdown

ATM nationwide crime spree using a new method

Behind the scenes... MJ Morning Show will be getting a new studio!

Some die-hard sports fans may lose fingers or toes

Brittany Mahomes' pelvic floor is in the news

Women took a body to the bank.. think "Weekend at Bernie's"

Ex-girlfriend broke in and did some damage... what is pickled pork juice?

Harrison Ford again told the story of what music plays when he gets a colonoscopy

Does Daylight Saving Time lead to surgical errors?

Oprah will have an Ozempic TV special