On today's MJ Morning Show:

How often should you wash hair

Morons in the news

No April Fools' Day pranks on MJ Morning Show

Roxanne's Q-Flex

Recap of Fabio re-creation

Total eclipse coming to Tampa... in 21 years

Biscuit joke

Fester's bit pitch

Electric scooter rules in Tampa

Office romance shenanigans stories

The duck... adopted by Randy

Stealing Easter egg off a porch

Walmart theft... woman was just playing '21'... what is that?

A large saw blade flew off a machine and hit a building... JUST after a man walked in

Audio: The last guy to cross the Key Bridge

AT&T data stolen

Diddy news

7-11 April Fools' Day joke

April Fools' Day jokes that didn't do so well

Death of Twitter/X

E-mail from a listener about golf carts

Roxanne on the rise

Car towed from an apartment in Texas over a typo

Madonna Clock Watch Contest

NFL player turned himself in here in Florida