On today's MJ Morning Show:

Listener clues MJ in on a great new song

A nursing home with a happy hour?

Morons in the news

David Portnoy is in town, and it doesn't impress MJ

Supermarket cashier got aggressive with a customer

Roxanne says the register divider should go the long way down the conveyor belt... We took calls

Time change this weekend... "Everything you need to know"

Women in Florida pay more than men for auto insurance... We took calls

Women do more free housework than men

Look out for catkins all over your car

Froggy is having something new installed on is lawn

"Rust" 'armorer' found guilty

Eating carbs makes you ugly?

Is Baker Mayfield ready so sign with the Bucs yet?

Uptick in cosmetic surgery linked to social media

How many pierogies were downed in two minutes by the master, Joey Chestnut

Squatter stories in the news and from listeners

Guy claims he was just flirting when he made a bomb joke at an airport

Ground cinnamon recall

50s themed diner in Hudson needs more customers!

An Ohio Chick-fil-A owner is in trouble!

New Jersey cops are looking for a guy who went into a market and stuck his head into a pickle jar

An anchor used an outdated racial term in a  news report...