Well,

Dude I'm so disappointed. Y'all are fuckin' YOCKY. Not even yucky no more y'all yucky What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanna have a shit life, cool, but keep us out of it. We're the good ones. Leave us alone. This one hurts. This one hurts for real.

Also, if you (one of the good ones) wanna come tell your story, you're more than welcome.