A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.

Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.

COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE

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COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)

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Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko. 

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