Therapy Gecko

Lyle Drescher

About

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 9pm EST. I am a gecko.

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292 episodes

“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”

A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video [here]. Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

52m
Mar 27
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF

A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Mar 24
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT

A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life. Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness. DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

52m
Mar 20
THE PEPSI QUEST

A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad. Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling. Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up. Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

53m
Mar 17
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS

A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

53m
Mar 13
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”

A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

55m
Mar 10
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”

A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop. Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 4m
Mar 06
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”

A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams. I hope the waiter will take our order someday. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

59m
Mar 03
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBIT”

A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

52m
Feb 28
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND

A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun?   Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

51m
Feb 25
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”

A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better. Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex.   Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

56m
Feb 21
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

I am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women, anal infections, astrology, rhino sex, peeing in the shower, and more. Doja Cat is a Grammy winning rapper and musician and one of the biggest commercial recording artists of the 2020s. In 2023 she was listed as one of TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

2h 11m
Feb 18
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”

An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation. Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by a medical condition, and a final caller meditates on whether or not he’s a sex addict. Roll a 9 or higher to have a good day. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

49m
Feb 14
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”

After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 11m
Feb 11
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”

A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Feb 07
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”

A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around. Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend.
 Color within the lines. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 0m
Feb 04
“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”

A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners. Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage. Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

51m
Jan 31
“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”

A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success. Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose????? The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Jan 28
I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com

https://therapygeckotour.com/ 3/3 PHOENIX AZ 3/5 LOUISVILLE KY 3/6 ST. LOUIS MO 3/13 ORLANDO FL 3/14 TAMPA FL 3/15 BOSTON MA 3/27 DENVER CO 4/2 SYRACUSE NY 4/3 ALBANY NY 4/4 HARTFORD CT 4/24 LAS VEGAS NV 4/25 SALT LAKE CITY UT 5/9 MIAMI FL 5/28 NASHVILLE TN 5/29 HUNTSVILLE AL 5/30 CHICAGO IL 5/31 MILWAUKEE WI 6/1 DETROIT MI 6/5 SAN JOSE CA 6/6 SAN FRANCISCO CA 6/7 PORTLAND OR if you don't see your city on here please go to the link anyway and RSVP with your phone number so I can text you when I have ticket link. I'll be announcing a ton more dates in the second half of the year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

3m
Jan 26
THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY

A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

53m
Jan 24
“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”

A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Jan 21
“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT”

A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex. Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life. I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 3m
Jan 17
“I AM A BRONY”

A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan. Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel. Keep your feet and feet inside the ride at all times. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 6m
Jan 14
“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE”

A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes. Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows. Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

58m
Jan 10
“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 0m
Jan 07
“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”

A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US. I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.  I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0DY1pw3dugoZ43Gdu0YtrhB4huNPIf5QCexJKXC2HXP9Fgw/viewform SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 1m
Jan 03
"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"

A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation. Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes. I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko.  I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0DY1pw3dugoZ43Gdu0YtrhB4huNPIf5QCexJKXC2HXP9Fgw/viewform SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

58m
Dec 31, 2023
“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?”

A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone. Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008 Blow off all your errands. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0DY1pw3dugoZ43Gdu0YtrhB4huNPIf5QCexJKXC2HXP9Fgw/viewform SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

55m
Dec 27, 2023
“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID”

A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.   Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.   COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile   COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008 Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko.  I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0DY1pw3dugoZ43Gdu0YtrhB4huNPIf5QCexJKXC2HXP9Fgw/viewform SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever  

1h 2m
Dec 24, 2023
“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF”

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy. Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job. Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting. Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMU It feels nice to touch giant rocks. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0DY1pw3dugoZ43Gdu0YtrhB4huNPIf5QCexJKXC2HXP9Fgw/viewform SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Dec 20, 2023