Therapy Gecko

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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374 episodes

GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t follow the instructions. But it’s okay. He will be fine and so will I and so will you.  Email topics involve pet birds, being tricked by Facebook, hedonistic lifestyles, horrors of sorority life, and more. I am a gecko. May Christ save us all. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 15m
Jan 05
“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more. This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 3m
Jan 01
GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”

I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on all of this. I am a gecko. Hail Satan. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 18m
Dec 29, 2024
“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own.  Can I borrow a pencil? I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 15m
Dec 25, 2024
“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work.  This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 18m
Dec 22, 2024
GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake frosting snack hacks, and a bunch of other things that I hope you enjoy hearing about but I won’t be too upset if you do not. I am a gecko. Hail Satan.  See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 22m
Dec 18, 2024
“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final caller ponders what to do next in their life.  No pulp. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 3m
Dec 15, 2024
GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES”

I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and other stuff that you’ll have to listen to find out about. I like doing geckmail. I hope you like it too. Hail Satan. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 31m
Dec 11, 2024
“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN”

A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike.  How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 15m
Dec 08, 2024
“I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO”

A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad. Afterwards a caller freshly out of high school tries to build a better life for himself and another caller tries to make it out of Ohio. Can you come pick me up from the Home Depot? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 9m
Dec 04, 2024
“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together.  I sometimes wonder what raccoons taste like. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 9m
Dec 01, 2024
THE ICE CREAM QUEEN

A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should join the military.
 Everything will maybe be fine. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 8m
Nov 27, 2024
FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos.  We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagues. We also talk to each other about UFOs and ET other cool stuff. It was fun. You’ll have fun. I love chewing on bottle caps. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 1m
Nov 24, 2024
“I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”

After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate.  Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a final caller ponders how procrastinating is preventing them from locking in on their voice acting career.  I think ghosts should pay rent. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

59m
Nov 20, 2024
“I GHOSTED MY GF”

A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend. I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 1m
Nov 17, 2024
“I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING”

A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth. Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a final caller contracts an Victorian disease. I think someone is at the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

57m
Nov 13, 2024
“I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN”

A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.) Then a final caller speaks about how his fracturing friend group has ignited some existential dread that he may fix by going to Alaska. Are you in line? I am a gecko. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

59m
Nov 10, 2024
GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”

Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 7m
Nov 06, 2024
“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

56m
Nov 03, 2024
“WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL”

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together. Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain. Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 4m
Oct 30, 2024
GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR”

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing in the airplane sink, being in debt, burying a hedgehog, and other stuff. Hallelujah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 19m
Oct 27, 2024
“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS”

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago.  Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace. It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

51m
Oct 23, 2024
READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone)

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 35m
Oct 20, 2024
OCD AND SKATEBOARDING

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard. Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation. Break your mirror. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

59m
Oct 16, 2024
“I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA”

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Oct 13, 2024
“DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE”

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment. Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s. Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

1h 1m
Oct 09, 2024
THE BENADRYL GNOME

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life. Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a trans cat.  I feel underdressed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

51m
Oct 06, 2024
“DO YOU EVEN LIFT?”

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe.   I am going to watch the fish.  I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

54m
Oct 02, 2024
“I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE”

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake. Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer. I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

58m
Sep 29, 2024
THE WET HOG

A caller has difficulties with his motorcycle, I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene. I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever

53m
Sep 25, 2024