Therapy Gecko

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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473 episodes

“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”

A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly. Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions. I love eating dirt. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 20m
Dec 07
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag." The printer is jammed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 7m
Dec 03
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself. This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 10m
Nov 30
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”

I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic.  We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards. I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 29m
Nov 26
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”

A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 21m
Nov 23
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”

A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer. It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 12m
Nov 19
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”

A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.  Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode. Does anyone have a AAA battery? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 23m
Nov 16
“I’M AN ESCORT”

A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law. Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 24m
Nov 12
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”

Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or not to leave behind their life in remote Appalachia, and we read some viewer mail.  Please tell me you have the keys. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 12m
Nov 09
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”

A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.  Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 12m
Nov 05
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”

A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 19m
Nov 02
“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”

A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of ourselves we must invoke to navigate life. Don’t take more than 40 napkins. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 34m
Oct 29
“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”

A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller is plagued by mice.  It is time to look at a bug. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 22m
Oct 26
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”

A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience. Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 9m
Oct 22
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”

A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me. The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 15m
Oct 19
“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”

We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer mail again. I like reading viewer mail. Send me some at therapygeckomail@gmail.com Don’t open that can. I am a gecko.  Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/ GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 10m
Oct 15
“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”

A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail. I am the captain now. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 40m
Oct 12
“I HAVE A FART FETISH”

A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail.  It is time to do karaoke with a rock. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 14m
Oct 08
“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”

A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails.  The Blue Man Group is coming over to play checkers. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 19m
Oct 05
GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL

Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling of being accepted after wearing make-up, lab mice, having 11 different jobs, and more. I also read some spam emails. Some of them are funny. I think it was a good geckmail episode. Listen to it. Just listen to it.  Time to make dinner for Harrison Ford. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 15m
Oct 01
“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”

A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape their troubles by going to Germany. Get in the pool. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 11m
Sep 28
“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”

A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final caller from the previous episode gives us an update on her soul quest to NYC. I am getting married to a bottle of water. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 13m
Sep 24
“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”

A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the first using his own experience, a caller tries to network for the first time, and a final caller makes a push to improve his social life. Do a backflip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 31m
Sep 21
“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”

A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It’s one of my favorite calls from this podcast. He discusses some of his most intense moments from living on the streets, as well as what caused him to finally put down his nomadic lifestyle.  Take a listen. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 59m
Sep 17
"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"

A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years. It’s perfectly fine to play 6 hours of Tetris every day. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 5m
Sep 14
GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”

I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things. I love reading mail. Please go with me to the big dance. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 8m
Sep 10
“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”

A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller has a life changing accident.  I am the Connect 4 champion of Wisconsin. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 28m
Sep 07
chatting with aldn as geckos

In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more. He is a nice guy. Check out aldn’s stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@hereisalden_ https://www.instagram.com/hereisalden/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/2GUw9Wzha61PkZoRVv1PDD See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 3m
Sep 05
“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”

A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay. It is time to use the bathroom at Paul Simon’s house. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 14m
Sep 03
“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”

A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and a final caller has regrets about monetizing his hobby.  It is time to destroy a magnet. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 21m
Aug 31