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(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not be named, her best friend Marissa, and the dozens of Uber drivers who will be waiting to drive her to her eternal destination. Funeral will be held everywhere, as Ava knew everyone. In real life you can follow Taylor Graves on TikTok and Instagram (@tayleeg). Next episode Thursday!
(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despite always running away, Gladys never ran from the innermost feelings tucked away in her heart, changing societal values and legal rules regarding marriage and divorce in the state of Ohio. Funeral services will be held at LeBron James' house. Dinner will be served at 7pm sharp. Don't be f***ing late.
(1966 - 2024) Craig Foibles, famed woodworker who won recognition for his life-size replicas of weapons of antiquity, passed away in an exceptionally unnatural way last night on the boat he built for his mother. Encouraged from a young age with a hefty parental investment, Foibles wandered his way into an industry that valued the artistry of his woodwork more than the functionality. Despite his frequent pushbacks against being influenced, Foibles came under the patronage of famed collector-billionaire Uncle Mike: a collaboration that led to some of the greatest wood-weapons ever made by mankind. If you'd like to give back to the Foibles family, please purchase his posthumous self-help book where half the pages are empty. New episode Thursday! (and in real life, you can follow Tom Mezger on Insta @tmezmoney and see him in The Trojans at Loading Dock Theater on May 18th and 19th)
New episodes every Thursday!!!
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Season Five premieres Thursday, February 15th!!
a creepy tale about love, the search for a significant other, and the beheading of ex-wives. We'll see you soon for EXIT INTERVIEW Season Five. happy halloween !!!!!
We'll see you in November for Season Five...
(1995 - 2023) Antonio James, the man with two first names, died yesterday in front of Anderson Cooper and a bunch of knife-peddling ghosts. A fanatic of Presidential Tenders and Vice Presidential members, James will forever be known as a Washington, D.C. novice turned political supernova, an undecided think tank participant who took the capital city by storm, a high school hero who hated his high school friends. Feared by inanimate objects and robots everywhere, the one day reign of Antonio James will either be written about in history as a one-off anomaly, or as a trailblazing meteor destined to make the future. (IRL you can catch Tucker Iverson at his monthly show "Work/Life Balance", or his NYC-based improv team Go Dummy).
Vacay time for your two favorite podcasting deities. We'll see you next Thursday!! Subscribe to our Patreon if you wanna hear some exclusive EXIT INTERVIEW episodes....just search EXIT INTERVIEW on Patreon.com.
(1996 - 2023) Anya Swiss, world-class pilot and fleshlight model, died a few days ago in her own vaginal cavity. Yes, you read that right. She died in a model of her own making. Ms. Swiss, known as the top airline pilot for Wow Airlines, will be forever remembered for her contributions to the sky, her innovative no-wheel flying techniques, and her collaboration with Elon Musk. Her funeral will be held Thursday, where her ashes will be fired out of a fleshlight cannon. New episode next Thursday!
A special episode from the God of the Underworld
(1989 - 2023) Thom Popelinus, pronounced Thom Popelinus, died about 24 hours ago after telling just one too many jokes. Remembered as that guy who walked down Main Street stealing other people's dogs, Thom will forever be associated with the two unequally handsome twins who created humanity's greatest invention: The Waffle Maker Maker. Known for his one kinda chill dog Kimmet (pronounced Kimmet), and his other yappy monster beast Kiplan (pronounced Kiplan), Thom will be commemorated at the 2024 Westminster Dog Show during halftime. His funeral arrangements have been made by Mailman. You can catch Ian Levy in real life on Instagram @ianlevyverified. New episode next Thursday !!
Subscribe to hear The Grand Delilah (episode two) in September, only at patreon.com/EXITINTERVIEW : a couple whose relationship is on the rocks. An old, forgotten hotel. The city of Philadelphia. What more could you want from a story? What more do you need? Buy some merch while you're at it. See you next week.
Listen to Shenuque Tissera's podcast "My First Dungeon" on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!!!
(2011 - 2023) Twitter, the human embodiment of the social media app Twitter, died yesterday after being betrayed by both her friend Instagram and her adoptive father Elon Musk (pronounced Elon Musk). Although no one knew of her existence, she played a role in each of our tweeting lives, ultimately dying without ever speaking for herself. Twitter will be remembered by her friends Etsy, Venmo, and Facebook, and her funeral has already happened - somewhere in the World Wide Web. New episode Thursday.
(2001 - 2023) Steven Shkreli, the young founder of Soldman Gachs II, died last night after a classic sticks-n-stones battle over the soul. A titan of the Wall Street/Another One industry - and progeny of a famous financial family - Steven will forever be linked with his older brother Martin, his ruthless merger philosophy, his use of of LLC's, and the single donation he made to that orphanage down the street. He hopes this podcast finds you well. Steven's funeral will be held on Tuesday at the local Chop't, with a wordless live performance by Drake. New episode next Thursday.
(1997-2023) Lucas Maraschino, future martyr for a new religion and high school co-ed field hockey star, died yesterday after being spiced out of his mind. A senior boy’s boy and aspirational prankster, Lucas will be remembered for his loitering of the high school parking lot, his single fingernail nail polish application, and his dedication to his boys Brendan and JT. His funeral will be held in the Mangled Church this evening. New episode this Thursday!
(1989 - 2023) Kevin Plum DDS died last night, hoofs and all, in the hometown state he grazed on and braced on: sweet home Nebraska. Known for his acceptance of his mother's vanity-saving invention "the moving brace", his innovative dental practice hired people literally off the street and changed the course of many a molar. In recent years, Dr. Plum reached the zenith of dental fame, landing spots on People Magazine and The Seth Molar Show. He had quite the life - starting off his human career as an animal and ending as a dental deity. He will be remembered by his six sorta-feral siblings, his parents, and some weird antelope named Judy that keeps yowling his name. New episodes every Thursday. Thank you to Sam Myers!
bootsthehousedownslayqueen. Featuring Chris Quazzo (IG/TikTok/Twitter @quazzmodo), Tricia Crimmins, Ian Erickson, Liam Faigen (IG/Twitter @liamfaigen). Happy Pride....we'll see you next week!
Dan Kuan Peeples, John Goodman, Will Koller, Tricia Crimmins, Jonah Greenawalt. Theme song by Aaron Shapiro. New episodes every Thursday.
The pod from God and the Devil is back - with all new guests, all new improv, and a looming existential threat that might bring down the entire afterlife. New episodes every Thursday starting June 15th. Listen anywhere you listen to podcasts.
Thank you all for Season Three. We'll see you in May for Season Four of Exit Interview.
(1980-1995) - Maxie Orgoin, 15 year old with robust spoken word abilities and a sonorous droning monotone voice, died last night trying to defy both a genetic prophecy and the expectations of the adults around her. A camper at heart, but a counselor by trade, Maxie was ready to party and also that other thing. She will be remembered by her tattooed friends, by her father Garlance (yes, that Garlance), and by her 1995 technological instruments. Her Drown A Bunch of Kids chromosome will be sold at auction by Katie Couric and Josh Groban in order to pay for her funeral. Siamsoing, Pennsylvania Garlances Spoken Word
(1925 - 2023) Little Sheila Rosenmeyer, damn near a centenarian, died last night outside her own home on the way to being published as a book. In a life that spanned the width of the 20th century, and punctuated by years filled with historic events, Little Sheila was best known as the large-headed amish retiree of Yonkers. Born in the year of The Great Gatsby, married on the day President Kennedy was assassinated, and buried during the Covid-19 pandemic, Rosenmeyer left behind no will and no modern tools. She will be published by the F. Scott Fitzgerald estate in June of 2025.
(1992 - 2023) Martha Josephina, the darling of the Saturday Night Fever Anniversary Tradition and husband to that Honey Baby Sex Guy, died last night during her town's first annual Saturday Night Fever Celebration that maybe was a setup for a criminal sting operation. Josephina, mother of six kids pre-k, was known to rattle the house: scaring both neighbors and family members alike. She ostracized her apparently less-talented children, and had a penchant for holding personally intrusive people in her social orbit. Her funeral will be paid for by Bob's College of Nollege, and her one successful daughter Julie will give the eulogy.
Kenneth Cooperman (1975 - 2022) and Ollie Cooperman (1975 - 2022), twins at birth but opposites till the end, died without ever leaving their home state of Florida and without ever not loving the same woman. Tallahassee natives who had different interests but the same trivia team, the brothers Cooperman could be seen never together: Kenneth always shredding the Gulf of Mexico on his hoverboat "Sleek Ocean Sleeker #445", and Kenneth tucking himself into a corner of his home library to dive into a book. Which is why their death at the same time and place seems so strange...so strange...donations to be Zelled to the Farley Brothers, not for a boat, but for a name.
(1994 - 2023) Karen (no, not that Karen) died. She didn't want to be known. All she wrote in her will was one name: a name that sends shudders down this humble obituarist's shoulders, a name that tingles my mind and stretches my spine, a name that resounds in my mind even as I type these words, a name that you all must already know..... the name of our beloved leader: KARL.
(1981 - 2022) Ralph Clemens, known as the talent behind Ralph Clemens, LLC, died last night doing what he loved: ignoring his family and indulging in his work on the stage. Known for his sharp fingers and bonsai-like wit, Clemens is credited for ushering in a new era of theater involving detailed live hedges, flowers, and greenery - inspiring a generation of niche live performance laborers. Unfortunately, however, there's no sunlight in a theater. His family business, although slightly wilted, is still alive and well. Water them on their GoFundMe page or find their website using that strange Pappy GPS.
A trio of prayers, intertwined. Listen along as God, the Devil, and Jesus Christ fulfill their New Year's Resolution and change the lives of a family of faithful down on earth. New episode next Thursday !
