

Just how boned are you? Markiplier takes over as dictator of the show with a tier list like no other! WARNING: wear headphones unless you want judgemental glares from friends, coworkers, & your pets!! Check that your fly is zipped & all bits are contained before enjoying this indecent episode! Oh & go buy some GMFST merch as this episode is sure to cause GMFST to be demonetized! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Bargaining, Billionaires, & Baseball... Your host, Tyler Scheid is joined by former MLB player turned content creator, Trevor May! Together they slide into the innings & outs around the big business of professional sports, specifically Major League Baseball (the MLB). Tune in as they run the bases of salary caps, player pay, franchise values, & the possibility of a lockout. There's a lot to learn & these two really hit a homerun with their combined knowledge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Happy Singles Awareness Day! While Markiplier is away, Tyler Scheid is joined by... YOUR NEW DAD!! Wait... new dad!? It's the amazing Maisie Lynn! Together, they aid all you fellow singles, & taken folks, as they find & breakdown the perfect sports romance movies & books to enjoy this Valentines Day. Get yourself some flowers, buy a friend some GMFST merch, curl up on the couch, & decide which sports rom-com is perfect for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


2025 had some wild, wacky, & wondrous sports moments; from hot air balloon soccer to hockey hijinks to amazing athletic feats. To showcase these moments, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier look back through each month of 2025 & showcase "TYLER'S" favorite moments. Expect the unexpected, grab some new GMFST merch, & skate your way to r/GMFST to share your favorite sports moments of 2025! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Where in the universe is Markiplier? While Tyler Scheid holds down the fort in the GMFST studio, Mark escapes a blood ocean to wander the world in search of sports news. From the Winter Olympics fiascos to ferocious fish, Mark’s on one incredible adventure! Grab your tickets for Iron Lung while you tune in to this wild episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


The editors, Nervly & Lixian, are back for another magnificent episode. Oh! & your hosts Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are there too… It’s a wild ride of sports AITA discussions, wilderness survival tips, EXTREME badminton, & childhood sports stories. Make sure you have your trusty pocket knife, or tactical shovel, & scout out a comfy place to enjoy the chaos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


It’s episode 200 of GMFST!! For this momentous episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier talk all things 200 in sports, then share some memories of GMFST’s origin & beyond. Share this moment with your friends & celebrate this special occasion!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Merry Christmas! It’s Christmas Day so of course it’s time to OPEN PRESENTS!! That includes Tyler Scheid & Markiplier! Join in as your holiday hosts swap presents & share their stories from Christmas past. With topics ranging from winter snow days to sports in space, you never know what holiday magic comes next! Have a very Happy Holidays & enjoy this extra special dose of Christmas cheer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Surprise & Merry Christmas Eve! After a jolly a ho ho ho from Tyler Scheid & a grinch greeting from Markiplier, your festive hosts break down the crimes & athleticism of Santa’s journey to deliver presents & coal around the world. Leave out some milk, cookies, & candy canes for Santa & his elves while you let this episode lull you to sleep as you wait for him to break into your home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Don’t worry, you’re not seeing, or hearing, double! There’s two very special guests joining Tyler Scheid & Markiplier all the way from Portugal! Please welcome Lixian & Nervly, editors extraordinaire, as they find themselves in a battle of sports not knowers vs the sports knowers! From American sports to GMFST lore, our intrepid editors are put to the test! Which team will prevail? Pick a team, play along, & share your score at r/GMFST! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Talk about going above & beyond to not be the assholes! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier recorded this during a holiday & sacrificed their minds & bodies to bring you the most important news... IRON LUNG IN THEATRES with TICKETS ON SALE NOW! Don't gamble & wait for someone else to contact your local theatre to offer Iron Lung. Grab your popcorn & tickets, while judging if these sports players/parents were the assholes or not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


What came first, the ball or the floor? What happens when ball meets floor? Well that's precisely why this episode exists! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier sweep the floor with knowledge & stick their noses into the professional & recreational sport of floorball! Rambunctious redditors, heart surgery sutures, balls & sticks are all included! Tune into the new merch at Store.gmfst.com as you get floored by this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


It’s time for turkey, taters, & tears… HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Go grab a box of tissues because Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are sure to make you cry! From the current status of sports-related legal battles heading to the Supreme Court to what your hosts are Thankful for, every second of this week’s episode is worth tuning in for. Be kind to yourself & others, try to do one nice thing for someone, & enjoy this highly heartfelt episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


From the World Series to an out-of-this-world Halloween pumpkin carving, you never know what will come across the desk at GMFST! Like CRIMES! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are back in studio together & as such it's time they deep dive into the events of late. Don't be a robot, & just say NO! to sports betting while you "enjoy" the latest happenings in the world! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Sports, Athleticism, & Animation collide! How? Alejandro Potter -an artist & animator for Infinity Ward- joins your host, Tyler Scheid, to talk about just that. From refreshing childhood core memories & super hero look-alikes to their take on the hottest male celebrity, you never know what twist, turns, tackles, & talks will come next! Squeeze into a mocap suit, hop into your gym, & see how much you can do while enjoying this highly animated episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Exploding microwaves, a time-traveling Tom Brady, broken bones!? After sharing misfortunes in their lives, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier tell the tales of sports history where fans have truly & completely affected the game. Don’t stub your toe or explode your leftovers while being distracted by this hilarious episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


There’s a ghost in the GMFST studio!?!? Add it to the list of sports hauntings as Tyler Scheid & Markiplier trick & treat you with this Halloween special! SPOOKY!! Leading in with discussions of scarily bad teams & an oddly missing person in the news, your hosts recount chilling tales of sports curses & hauntings! Don’t taunt or torment the sports ghosts while listening to this spooky episode, & have a Happy Halloween! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


News, TikToks, & debating if a$$hole or not, GMFST is your one stop listen for all things sport! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tackle the dangers of football, quiz you on the sounds of sport, & then pass judgment on AITA reddit posts. Post your favorite twonus annus:hockey edition ideas in the official subreddit, submit your “am I the asshole” sports edition links, & don’t dislocate anything while laughing at this hilarious episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Sex, Coxswains, & more sex… wait, what’s this podcast about again?! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier talk about why smaller often equals cute/cuter?? Then they Wade right into the sport of rowing, the Head Of The Charles Regatta, & the boat’s crew from bow to stern! Grab an oar or two & row in time to the sultry sounds of this episode while getting the best workout of your life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Knights, jousting, & horse poop, oh my! Ye olde hosts, Lord Tyler Scheid & Sir Markiplier, speaketh the word on sports before time travelling back in time to the medieval era. From cod piece fashion to Sonic the Hedgehog jousting, they cover it all, & just like a battle, you never know what will happen next! Don your armor, grab your favorite polearm, & prepare for battle with this buhurt episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


It's time to address something important! GMFST is a podcast for everyone because there is a sport for everyone! With sole hosting duties, Tyler Scheid is joined by Steven Spohn, Director of the Nancy A. Lieberman Back to Life Center at Mount Sinai & literally the coolest Rocket League player! Together they discuss the barriers people with disabilities face & what adaptations can be made to make sports more accessible. Go & tell your friends 3 things you like & tune in to this incredible episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


You’ll leave this episode really having felt it! With new women’s sports leagues, a hospital visit, & trauma detecting technology, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier tackle all the updates in sports. Wait…Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are now engaged?! Pop in a mouthguard & keep an eye out while you listen to this explosive episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Ever worked up a sweat playing Guitar Hero? Imagine the workout professional musicians go through with each performance! To give you an idea of the athleticism of musical performances, your host, Tyler Scheid, is joined by Boy Hero, aka Dan Rudd! Practice your favorite instrument, run a spartan race with instrument in hand, & rock out to this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! After sharing what’s going on in their lives & a grocery shopping tip, your hostsTipsy Tyler Scheid & Maudlin Markiplier stumble into pub sports! From the REAL sport of dwile flonking(yes, it IS real, invented in the 1960s), cornhole, darts, & more, your hosts knock back one after another! Make your favorite cocktail, share it with a friend, & enjoy this bullseye of an episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


It’s time for a riot! Chaos rings in the studio as your hosts, Markiplier & Tyler Scheid, recount an ancient riot & sling insults as they discuss the art of sports rival trash talk. From Mark’s murderous mutterings to Tyler’s terrifically terrible trash talk, you’ll need ice for the epic burns these guys put on each other & you! Think of your most creative trash talk & post in the GMFST subreddit while you experience this riot of an episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


From the Fyre Fest of baseball through Tom Brady’s terrible advice & into Bill Belichick's career & dating choices, your sweaty hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, toe the line with various updates on all things sports! Grab a bunless hot dog, serve your tea on the subreddit, & tune in for the new, but old, news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


Do the numbers add up!? Wait, this isn’t a math podcast… After some calculations, corrections, & echolocation, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into the $$$!! From the “PAY US WHAT YOU OWE US” WNBA all-star game into a discussion on athlete pay for the pro sports leagues, & to WNBA history, your hosts cover it all. Look how cute doggo cohost Henry is!! Send out the call to your friends as you get them to listen to this numbers-filled episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


4-legged shadows have entered the studio alongside your wonderful hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier. Who could they be? Well Chica & Henry of course! Tune in as these 4 fabulous creatures tackle topics of speed, poles, & holes! From Angel Reese's improvements to winking at your "friends" you are sure to have a fun informative time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


History is full of wild stories, so you know sports history has to have some great ones! From a 3 team baseball game to 10 cent no limit beer for fans, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier embark into the stories of old, America's pastime, BASEBALL! Learn about ravens vs crows, who's getting cancelled... WAIT! Are we getting cancelled!? Tune in now to find out, can you save us?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


A sport Markiplier actually knows & competed in & Tyler Scheid didn't?! It's time to hit the Track... & Field! After some news & a confession of sorts, your hosts get into the details of some of the oldest sports in history! From ancient Greece & the Roman empire into today's USATF Outdoor & Para National Championships, they cover it all! So launch your shot, hurdle the obstacles in your path, & sprint your way to this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices