My Therapist Ghosted Me

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Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed.

"My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com

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314 episodes

MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"

This week, a love bombing farmer withdraws contact after a screenshot alert. Plus, who got Oasis tickets and collabs that will last beyond the grave. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

22m
Sep 04
Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar

With Spencer having completed a remarkable feat, a response from Vogue & Joanne is only right. Plus, the Oasis comeback, Macklemore and whether or not Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are a thing any more. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

40m
Aug 30
MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"

This week Vogue and Joanne help a listener who may just be being strung along by a married man... Plus, Ryan Reynolds' exes, and Pierce Brosnan. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

23m
Aug 28
Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure

This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingenious salad bars & finally discuss the Molly Mae and Tommy Fury break up. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

43m
Aug 23
Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure

This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingenious salad bars & finally discuss the Molly Mae and Tommy Fury break up. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

43m
Aug 23
MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."

In the interest of ever-broadening their horizons, Vogue & Joanne have an email from someone making the case for the dating app aimed at 'open minded individuals', this week. Plus, Edinburgh, hypnotherapy and dreams. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

21m
Aug 21
Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face

Vogue & Joanne give their closing thoughts on the Paris Summer Olympics and Joanne enjoyed them so much, she's off to Paris. Plus, a tattoo and some strong thoughts on boxed wine. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

36m
Aug 16
MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."

Never underestimate the power of a curly blowdry. Here endeth the lesson.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

18m
Aug 14
I'm Really Feeling Myself

It's important to give yourself credit when it's due, and Joanne is feeling herself at the moment. Plus, huge love for the Olympics, ayahuasca and tooth gaps. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

44m
Aug 09
MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"

This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, stolen goods and what to do to get over someone.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

22m
Aug 07
MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"

This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, stolen goods and what to do to get over someone.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

22m
Aug 07
Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics

It's an outrageous one this week. Liam Gallagher, Kim Cattrall, Russell Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi and a couple of Olympians who've made Ireland proud. Plus, adoption, aliens, wax works & 5K a day.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

42m
Aug 02
MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"

This week... A first date story that's either wholesome and old school, or a red flag. You be the judge! Plus, London Taxi's for personal use, going out whilst staying sober and some serious hypnosis sessions. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

19m
Jul 31
Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives

This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World, pregnancy p*rn, blocking exes and some recommendations for the Edinburgh Fringe. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

45m
Jul 26
MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"

This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

19m
Jul 24
It's like in Sex & The City...

There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to Sex & The City. This episode is proof. Meanwhile, Vogue isn't sure what a duck is and she sat on a bee. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

43m
Jul 19
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."

This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting stories from the emails. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

19m
Jul 17
The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah

It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, but she might become a 'pub quiz person'.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

40m
Jul 12
MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."

This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a booty-call ghosting, a boyfriend who won't shut up and another sexy greyhound. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

19m
Jul 10
Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work

It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning of the week, then Joanne's laptop died forever, followed by the rest recorded on Thursday. Wild. Contained within are Vogue's Glasto antics, Joanne's Taylor antics and even more lost airpods (from BOTH parties this time...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

40m
Jul 05
Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work

It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning of the week, then Joanne's laptop died forever, followed by the rest, recorded on Thursday. Wild. Contained with in are Vogue's Glasto antics, Joanne's Taylor antics and even more lost airpods (from BOTH parties this time...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

42m
Jul 05
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"

This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

21m
Jul 03
Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots and Gay Animals

Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne muses. Meanwhile Vogue discovers homosexual wildlife and we have a good old rummage around the latest celeb goss including Pink's not-so-flattering flying routine, Taylor Swift mania and Brittney's give-a-sh*t reaction to JT's recent arrest. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

47m
Jun 28
MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."

It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party and Joanne throws down the gauntlet for an Uber-off.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

22m
Jun 26
Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts

Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the results, but she's noticed a lot of rough and ready football fans about and that's enough for her. Meanwhile, Vogue is considering hypnotherapy, but she needs to get her moneys worth.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

40m
Jun 21
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."

How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbed by the Pope. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

21m
Jun 19
Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends

Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue in Tanzania and Joanne in London, there's plenty to catch up on, including Vogue's hairstyle choices and how it went when TRINNY came to visit. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

38m
Jun 14
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"

This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

20m
May 29
Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se

Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got some celebrity selects to cheer her up.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

47m
May 24
Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se

Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got some celebrity selects to cheer her up.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Thank you!

47m
May 24