My Therapist Ghosted Me

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Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed.

"My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com

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369 episodes

Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups

This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, getting to know the local wildlife. In case you missed it... An all female crew went to 'space' and the internet had a lot to say about it... Reaction here. Plus, tea-making, breakup revenge (a fave topic) and Coachella. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com Vogues Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williams This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

45m
Apr 18
MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"

Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they discuss losing your luggage, Katy Perry going to Space, and a wedding dilemma Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com Vogues Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williams If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

26m
Apr 16
Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus

After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back—broadcasting  from the glamour of St. Barts and the chaos of NYC. Vogue talks self-validation and Joanne is planning to start sewing... WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS WHITE LOTUS SPOILERS!  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com Vogues Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williams This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

47m
Apr 11
MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"

News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on , and together the ladies help a listener whose fiancé looks like the Comic Book Guy from . If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com New Season of MTGM will be back on Friday, 11th April 2025 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com Vogues Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williams This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

22m
Mar 26
The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging

Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo—and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going to start dogging. That’s the tweet. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com Vogues Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williams This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

37m
Mar 21
MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"

If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she would have gotten one ages ago! Plus, Vogue reads a question about liking an ex's Facebook message from 13 years ago. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com Vogues Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williams This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

22m
Mar 19
Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan

Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3 Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and together they've decided to take up acting classes so they can get cast in —because who wouldn’t want to live at The Four Seasons for six months?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

44m
Mar 14
MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"

Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to Joanne. Plus, an update on an email from a couple of weeks ago... What's happened now?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

23m
Mar 12
Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley

Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vogue isn't too bothered, but she is very concerned about having to sit next to a dead person. Fair enough. Plus, the MTGM take on Ozempic and have you written a will yet? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

44m
Mar 07
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"

Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whether it'll last, but it's something to do. Plus, a couple of fantastic emails about a dating fail (classic) and someone who seems to be turning her BF into her Dad... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

21m
Mar 05
Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off

How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracked the mystery of the spinning Taoisigh and Vogue is forced to defend her 'bra size' once and for all. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

43m
Feb 28
MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."

Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that goes. Plus, eye bags, a negroni and some melatonin. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

22m
Feb 26
Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy

Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away from the slopes, Joanne turned down a PR opportunity and it was probably for the best... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

41m
Feb 21
MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."

This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY going on every month. Do we all actually know enough?! Plus, a listener who thought she'd made a connection online, which turned out to be something different. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

20m
Feb 19
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered with love... Sort of. Also, Vogue bought a glass of champagne this week and wished she hadn't. Plus, your "when I knew I was the problem" submissions and why the scooter might have to go. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

45m
Feb 14
MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."

Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the opportunity to do the annual test of whether or not Joanne can correctly remember Otto's birthday. Plus, the American woman in Pakistan and a party boy who goes off grid for 24 hours at a time. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

23m
Feb 12
God Bless...

Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did Joanne take in Cape Town and how much did it cost? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

38m
Feb 07
MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"

As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni... Oh. My. Word. Plus, should you call it quits if he doesn't want to get married and what are Joanne's tips for playing the apps?? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

21m
Feb 05
Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times

Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's not on. Joanne, still in Cape Town, has a great idea for Valentines Day and Vogue stacked it on a run in the park. Plus, an embarrassing encounter, J-Lo & Kevin Costner and the wonderful Gearóid Farrelly on Dancing with the Stars! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

46m
Jan 31
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."

Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics are live and the pod is recording. WHY NOT?! Plus, a devilishly sweet revenge story and a troubling email from a girl with some very legitimate concerns. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

21m
Jan 29
Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs

There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. Meanwhile, back in the UK, Vogue might have some explaining to do to her kids. Plus, the Wandsworth Prison scandal, the Brad Pitt scam & where Vogue's uncanny impression of Sandra came from. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

43m
Jan 24
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."

Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fancy, it's a bit much. Plus, a husband who didn't deserve the heat and some advice from a listener who might actually be onto something! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

19m
Jan 22
TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet

The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge accusation flying around on TikTok, the queue for Bonnie, more cheating husbands (always), Vogue's dry January fail and whose rating is better on WikiFeet. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

41m
Jan 17
MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."

How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

20m
Jan 15
Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps

It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find out what happened when Vogue was spied on by a neighbour and why Joanne might need more than board games to keep herself out of trouble.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

38m
Jan 10
MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."

An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows to be more Joanne and Joanne is fielding questions about varicose veins. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

23m
Jan 08
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally

The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Joanne has tales from a mad Christmas lunch whilst Vogue plans to spend it all alone next year. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

41m
Jan 03
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."

It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for long. This week, they look ahead to their resolutions for 2025 and Vogue throws away a belly button. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

21m
Dec 18, 2024
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan

There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied in the end and it was back to business. WHAT has happened with Barry & Sabrina, why are people mad for the hot assassin and will Joanne's Christmas present war ever end? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. 

43m
Dec 13, 2024
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."

When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it actually matter?? Plus, narcissistic personality disorder and why we should all be reading Waterford Whispers. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

18m
Dec 11, 2024