Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports


On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now* PMT.

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978 episodes

Broncos HC Nathaniel Hackett, Grit Week Recap And Denver Airport Review + Mt Rushmore Of Candy

The boys climbed Everest (equivalent) (00:03:09-00:04:28). Grit week has to come an end and we recap an awesome week in Colorado (00:04:28-00:11:11). Fyre Fest of the week (00:11:11-00:25:13). Broncos Head Coach Nathaniel Hackett joins the show to talk about his incredible path to Denver, Blake Bortles, the key to offense and his love of Star Wars (00:25:13-00:54:30). Denver Airport review (00:55:45-01:16:53) and we finish with Mt Rushmore of Candy (01:16:53-01:32:04)

1h 35m
Aug 12
Jake Plummer Live From His Mushroom Farm, Hard Knocks, Grit Week Midweek Recap + Mt Rushmore Of Universally Loved Things

Hard Knocks is back and Dan Campbell is the absolute best. We recap Hard Knocks and talk about Grit Week 3 days in (00;02;55-00;18;42). Kevin Durant wants everyone fired and Roquan Smith notes app’d the Bears (00;18;42-00;29;16) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Beth Mowins game being done and Colin Cowherd still pretending to not know who we are (00;29;16-00;52;41). Jake Plummer joins the show live from his mushroom farm and we talk about his career in the NFL, being 100 seconds away from a national title at ASU, Pat Tillman and his mushroom farm and growing business (00;52;41-01;48;14). We finish with Mt Rushmore of universally loved things (01;48;14-02;11;08)

2h 13m
Aug 10
Aaron Rodgers, Grit Week 2022 + Mt Rushmore Of NFL Coaches You Want On Your Side In A Fight

We got him. Aaron Rodgers on the pod. Welcome to Grit Week 2022. The boys are in Colorado dealing with oxygen deprivation and catch up on travels and Pete Rose having himself a day (00;03;33-00;17;29). Who’s back of the week (00;17;29-00;34;15). 4X MVP and possibly one time felon Aaron Rodgers joins the show live from Green Bay, we talk about how he should be in prison, the time he almost quit football before college, his tormenting of Big Cat, the “I fucking own you” moment, playoff failures and smashing the Bears every year and tons more (00;34;15-01;26;03). We finish with Mt Rushmore of NFL Coaches you’d want on your team if you were in a fight (01;26;03-01;49;58).

1h 53m
Aug 08
NFL Preview With Comedian Stavros Halkias, Football Is Back, Mt Rushmore Of Breakups, Fyre Fest Of The Week

Football is back and so is Mark Davis who dominated wings in everyone's face in Canton (00:00:49-00:04:44). We have a fake technical issue and then talk Vin Scully and Billy got dunked on playing pickup basketball (00:04:44-00:25:18). Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL Season based purely on how well the quarterbacks and coaches of each team fuck (00:25:18-01:21:27), we then do Mt Rushmore of breakups (01:21:27-01:45:46). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:45:46-02:04:34:04).

2h 9m
Aug 05
Cincinnati Head Coach Luke Fickell, MLB Trade Deadline, NFL Suspensions + Mt Rushmore Of Fruit

MLB Trade Deadline happened and Juan Soto is now a Padre after a blockbuster deal (00:03:35-00:19:17). Deshaun Watson was suspended and the Dolphins lost draft picks for tampering (00:19:17-00:37:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a deep dive on Batgirl and we introduce our new Producer Max from Philly (00:37:05-01:10:12). Cincinnati Head Coach Luke Fickell joins the show to talk about his incredible 2021, being Mike Vrabel's roommate at OSU, recruiting in today's CFB era, Football and more (01:10:12-01:45:48). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Fruit (01:45:48-02:13:00)

2h 17m
Aug 03
Jake Arrieta, Mt Rushmore Of Training Camp Cliches Plus 2 Show Announcements For The Future

Football is back again. We talk some story lines from the last week plus Breaking News on a show announcement and our new Pardon My Cheesesteak brand. (00:02:51-00:27:03) Mt Rushmore of training camp cliches. (00:27:04-00:47:09) Who's back of the week including celebrities flying PJ's and Tony Pizza. (00:48:21-01:09:53) Jake Arrieta joins the show to talk about MLB trade deadline, where Soto will end up, Owners not ponying up, and a very dumb baseball idea. (01:10:50-01:49:53) We finish with a show announcement for the future. (01:51:33-02:05:07)

2h 8m
Aug 01
Craig Kilborn, Football Is Back + Mt Rushmore Of Ways To Say Goodbye

Football is back and we have training camp to talk about. Kyler’s insult contract plus Russ Wilson is more and more a robot every day. (00:02:23-00:19:55) Mt Rushmore of ways to say goodbye. (00:21:04-00:41:15) Craig Kilborn joins the show to talk about his new podcast, his career in sports and late night television and all time Clint Eastwood story. (00:42:08-01:23:54) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:25:19-01:40:46)

1h 43m
Jul 29
The 2022 Takie Awards With Special Guest Presenters Presenting 26 Awards Including Blake Griffin & Blake Bortles Competing In Blake Of The Year

-Worst Collector of the Year -Twitter Reply Guy of the Year -Wild of the Year -Suspension of the Year -Worst Take of the Year -Text Meant to be Sent to Somebody Else of the Year -League of the Year -Retirement of the Year -Southerner of the Year -Dad/Grandfather of the Year -Beef of the Year -Comeback Meme of the Year -Got That Dog In Him Haver Of the Year -Friend of the Year -Lib of the Year -Tommy Lasorda Still Alive Person of the Year in Memory of John Madden  -Longest Injury Recovery of the Year -Alpha of the Year -Slap of the Year -Trend of the Year -Ratio of the Year -Preemptive Take of the Year -Blake of the Year -Listeners of the Year

2h 12m
Jul 27
Comedian Andrew Schulz, Paddy The Baddy & Meatball Molly Rule + Mt Rushmore of Worst Gifts

Paddy the Baddy and Meatball Molly saved the sports weekend plus Aaron Judge 62 and more new helmets. (00:02:25-00:19:04) Who’s back of the week. (00:19:05-00:31:57) Andrew Schulz joins the show to talk about his new special, Alex Jones, The Knicks, Ted Bundy & more. (00:33:27-02:11:58) We finish with Mt Rushmore of worst gifts (02:13:13-02:43:15)

2h 46m
Jul 25
76’ers Georges Niang, Mt Rushmore Of Foods That Begin With T and Fyre Fest Of The Week

The Espy’s happened. LIV your is trying to steal Charles Barkley from us and Kyler Murray gets a new contract. (00:02:39-00:15:18) Mount Rushmore of Foods that begin with T. (00:16:54-00:36:55) Philadelphia 76’ers Georges Niang joins us in studio to talk about his path to the NBA, getting the nickname Minivan, Iowa State and tons more. (00:38:06-01:24:05) We wrap up with Fyre Fest and an all time day for Hank. (01:25:21-01:44:09)

1h 47m
Jul 22
Ray Romano, Baseball Is Back + Mt Rushmore Of Spoilers

Baseball is back after a very fun All Star Game. We have a few old man takes about the Home Run Derby. (00:02:22-00:20:12) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Elon Musk's gross body and Everest Equivalent mountain climbing. (00:21:21-00:41:05) Ray Romano joins the show to talk about his career, the Jets, breaking news to him about Zach Wilson and tons more. (00:41:56-01:16:32) Mt Rushmore of Spoilers + Guys on chicks. (01:18:19-01:54:06)

1h 57m
Jul 20
Frankie Muniz, The Open Championship + Billy’s Return For Mt Rushmore Of Things That Kick It Up A Notch

Cam Smith wins the Open Championship robbing it from The feel good Rory McIlroy storyline. We get a comment from Cam for all the AWL’s live from Scotland. (00:02:34-00:27:59) Who’s back of the week including Fox making the worst graphic ever and Lebron at the Drew League. (00:29:23-00:41:26) Frankie Muniz joins the show to talk about his career as a child actor, race car driving, clapping back at people on twitter and tons more. (00:42:57-01:22:56) We finish the show with the return of Billy Football from his 1 month suspension and the Mt Rushmore of things that kick it up a notch (01:24:15-01:51:57)

1h 54m
Jul 18
Open Championship With Shane Bacon, Mt Rushmore Of Worst Golf Guys With Frankie & Trent + Fyre Fest Of The Week

It’s the dog days of summer and PFT has decided to defend Tom Brady plus Tiger might be cooked. (00:02:15-00:16:42) Golf Channel’s Shane Bacon joins the show to talk about St Andrew’s, his time caddying there, what happened to Tiger on Thursday and more. (00:17:52-00:47:10) Mt Rushmore of worst Golf Guys with Frankie and Trent from Foreplay (00:47:12-01:34:28) and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week (01:35:59-01:46:46)

1h 50m
Jul 15
Joey Chestnut, Adam Schefter Adds Us To His Chocolate List + Pardon My Bake Mt Rushmore Of Fun Facts With Rone

How did you improve your legacy today? A discussion. We talk about Adam Schefter’s Washington Post profile and call him to be added to the Chocolate List. Pujols is in the HR Derby with a whopping 6 Home Runs. (00:02:48-00:07:39) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Universe and People Getting Got. (00:07:40-00:47:18) Joey Chestnut joins the show to talk about his victory, his toughest challenge, finally going up against Kobayashi again and what he could’ve done to that protestor if he wanted to. (00:48:25-01:21:23) We finish with Pardon My Bake with special guest Rone, the Mt Rushmore of Fun Facts/Things People Forget (01:22:28-02:18:57)

2h 21m
Jul 13
CFB Realignment With Andy Staples, Djokovic The GOAT, Zach Wilson May Have That Dog In Him Plus Mt Rushmore Of CFB Traditions

Novak Djokovic is the one true GOAT and we talk a little tennis. (00:02:29-00:07:34) Baker gets traded to the Panthers and Zach Wilson may be banging his mom's best friend. (00:07:35-00:20:05) F1 talk even though we didnt watch the race. (00:20:06-00:22:00) Who's back of the week goes sideways into a hypothetical Lebron/Steph vs Magic/MJ debate and Brett Favre is open to being the Color Analyst on MNF. (00:23:30-00:45:27) Andy Staples joins the show to talk CFB realignment, whats going to happen to Notre Dame, and how the Big 12 may be in a great spot going forward. We finish with the Mt Rushmore of College Football Traditions. (00:46:27-01:44:50)

1h 49m
Jul 11
Brand New 3 Hour Dungeons And Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign for the first time in over a year. Joined by Nick Turani, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.

3h 16m
Jul 08
Billy Mitchell, Joey Chestnut Is The World’s Greatest Athlete, KD To The Warriors? Plus Mt Rushmore Of Arcade Games

Joey Chestnut is the worlds greatest athlete and our nation’s greatest American. (00:02:06-00:06:23) Funniest places for KD to end up plus CFB realignment. (00:06:28-00:32:58) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a mishap on the Pardon My Take group text. (00:34:26-00:56:57) Billy Mitchell, the world’s greatest villain, joins the show to talk about King of Kong, winning Video Game titles, his hot sauce Kingdom and the Mt Rushmore of Arcade Games.(00:58:09-02:00:58) We finish with Guys on Chicks (02:02:25-02:12:29)

2h 15m
Jul 06
Actor Chace Crawford, B1G Adds USC/UCLA, KD Wants Out & Mt Rushmore Of The Boys With Will Compton

The Big Ten has added USC and UCLA and chaos is back in College Football. (00:02:16-00:23:06) KD Wants out of Brooklyn and NBA Free Agency has begun. Actor Chase Crawford joins the show to talk about The Boys, acting in NYC and Hollywood, his brother in law Tony Romo and tons more. (00:24:03-01:02:17) Will Compton joins us to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of the Boys. (01:03:04-01:34:01) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:35:20-01:49:14)

1h 52m
Jul 01
Max Verstappen & Sergio Perez, Kyrie Opts In & Mt Rushmore Of America With Kate

Kyrie has opted in ending the dumbest 2 days on nba twitter. Does John Wall have dog in him and what type of dog is it? (00:03:05-00:20:27) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including talking tennis. (00:21:47-00:40:00) Red Bull F1 Drivers Max Verstappen and Sergio Perez join the show to talk about the season, Max not being on Drive to Survive, Sergio’s golfing and tons more. (00:41:18-01:04:06) We finish with the Mt Rushmore of America with our favorite marine, Kate. (01:05:20-01:38:51)

1h 41m
Jun 29
Ryan Whitney And Paul Bissonnette, The Avalanche Win The Cup + Mt Rushmore Of Things That Change After Age 30

The Colorado Avalanche are your Stanley Cup Champions. We talk about the Cup run, the keeper of the Cup and Stan Kroenke's hot streak. (00:02:08-00:15:55) Ole Miss wins the title #ThankYouMintzy. (00:15:58-00:19:44) Who's back of the week including Russell Wilson's crazy throw at AS Monaco and Jake calling PLL games. (00:20:51-00:34:17) Ryan Whitney and Paul Bissonnette join the show (Taped last week) to talk about the season, Whit's golf game and then we do the Mt Rushmore of things that change after turning 30. (00:35:41-01:37:40) We finish with Hanks list. (01:38:16-01:44:34)

1h 47m
Jun 27
US Open Champ Matthew Fitzpatrick, NBA Draft And Mt Rushmore With Joey And Pat From Out And About

The NBA Draft happened and the Pistons are back. We talk about the picks and who we're most excited to watch. (00:02:36-00:27:01) Plus Jake is back on the call for PLL this weekend. SCF and the Avalanche have the cup in the building Friday night. (00:28:26-00:34:23) Roger Goodell went in front of Congress and Kyrie Irving wants out of Brooklyn. (00:34:25-00:43:27) US Open champ Matthew Fitzpatrick joins the show to talk about his incredible victory, screwing us over, what its been like after his big win and tons more. (00:44:38-01:07:13) Joey and Pat join us from the Out and About podcast to do the Mt Rushmore of straight things that are low key gay and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week. (01:08:05-01:55:38)

1h 57m
Jun 24
Ryen Russillo, Mt Rushmore Of Things We’ll Never Do And Brooks Koepka To The LIV Tour

Brooks Koepka has gone to the LIV tour and we give our punishment. (00:02:32-00:13:23) Stanley Cup Final is getting chippy and the Warriors Parade was very drunk. (00:13:26-00:19:40) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including balls and KD alpha’ing Big Cat. (00:20:32-00:35:52) Ryen Russillo joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of things we’ll never do in life and then talk some NBA Draft. (00:37:32-01:49:24) We finish with Guys on Chicks (01:50:16-01:59:24)

2h 2m
Jun 22
Comedian Tom Segura, Crazy US Open Ending, SCF + Monday Ruling On Billy's Suspension

Wild finish at the US Open and we are sad about Will Zalatoris. Fitzpatrick's incredible shots and the story of his caddy is why we love sports. (00:02:53-00:22:39) Stanley Cup Final and the Avalanche are shit pumping the Lightning. (00:22:43-00:24:53) Cleaning up the NBA Finals + Skip vs Stephen A. (00:24:57-00:41:04) Who's back of the week including PFT's new contract and Joe Biden falling off a bicycle. (00:42:17-00:55:45) Comedian Tom Segura joins the show in studio to talk about his new book, the time he found a body, and helping us do the worst of idea weve been kicking around. (00:57:19-01:37:30) We finish the show with Monday Ruling about Billy. (01:38:45-01:54:11)

1h 57m
Jun 20
Warriors Win The NBA Finals, Hank Was Live On The Wood For Game 6, Golf Writer Bob Harig From The US Open Plus Cubs Patrick Wisdom And Frank Schwindel

The Golden State Warriors are your 2022 NBA Champions. Hank was live on the wood for Game 6 and explains his experience. We give the Warriors their credit and Steph gets his signature Finals MVP as well as their likeability as a Dynasty. (00:03:13-00:38:06) We then talk Stanley Cup Final, US Open and our colleague is now the Commissioner of the Mike Trout Fantasy League. (00:39:31-00:53:37) Bob Harig joins us live from the US Open to talk about his new book Tiger & Phil, the LIV tour, the US Open course and more with bonus incredible Phil stories from back in the day. (00:54:56-01:24:05) Cubs Patrick Wisdom and Frank Schwindel join the show in studio to talk baseball and some poorly timed questions about Frank pitching in blowouts (taped last Thursday). (01:24:10-01:52:49) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Billy thinks he can not show up to work because he's a big shot who got drunk on Wednesday night. (01:53:49-02:22:24)

2h 25m
Jun 17
SCF Preview With Ryan Whitney, Warriors Take 3-2 Lead & Guys On Chicks With Arian Foster

The Warriors take a 3-2 lead and we go around the room throwing takes at the wall until one sticks. Hank talks about how he’s feeling going into Thursday night and more. (00:02:19-00:34:35) Hot Seat Cool Throne including Brooks and Bryson and Zach Wilson looking crispy. (00:35:45-00:55:09) Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about his international incident and previews the SCF final with some talking basketball as well. (00:56:41-01:33:08) We finish with a special guys on chicks with Arian Foster (01:34:06-02:00:58)

2h 4m
Jun 15
Paul Rabil, Mr Portnoy + Steph Curry's Legacy Game

Steph Curry's legacy game on Friday night. Big Cat was blacked out in California and took in game notes. Hank was at the game and we talk about upcoming Game 5 Monday. (00:02:32-00:21:48) LIV Golf and the Lightning are back in the SCF. (00:21:52-00:33:46) Who's back of the week including College Baseball talk and Joe Maddon got fired with a mohawk. (00:34:55-00:45:07) Paul Rabil joins us in studio to catch up on the PLL season, how we fix the waterdogs and new rules for Lacrosse. (00:46:51-01:25:34) Our lawyer and good friend Mr Portnoy joins us to catch up with some complaints and a final chapter on the burnt mail saga. (01:27:36-01:57:42) We finish with Dell/Sonia Curry swapsies explained and a recap of the weekend. (01:59:01-02:07:03)

2h 10m
Jun 13
Game 3 W/ Kirk Goldsberry, Danny Woodhead, And Hank Parties With Guy Fieri

We start with Hank’s night on the Wood for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Sitting on Paul Pierce’s phone, and partying with Guy Fieri. (00:02:48-00:25:40) We talk LIV Golf and the Rams never stop spending. (00:25:46-00:32:52) Kirk Goldsberry joined us immediately after Game 3 to break it down and talk adjustments for Game 4. (00:34:05-01:11:18) Our good friend Danny Woodhead joins to talk about being 36 holes away from the US Open and his crazy golf career the last couple of years. (01:12:58-01:41:16) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week. (01:43:08-02:01:22)

2h 4m
Jun 10
Kentucky Sports Radio, QB Will Levis, The LIV Golf Tour & Guys on Chicks

We start with a little NHL and LIV Golf tour as the awkward new golf league is getting weirder.(00:02:13-00:19:49) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Deshaun Watson and Miles Bridges. (00:21:17-00:40:44) Best of our day on Kentucky Sports Radio including callers Harvey who talks to birds, Edy who has new NFT’s to pitch to us and starting UK Quarterback Will Levis. (00:42:37-01:37:15) We finish with guys on chicks (01:38:48-01:52:21)

1h 55m
Jun 08
Paul Bissonnette, Warriors Take Game 2 & Lebron Coming On Pardon My Take?

The 3rd Quarter Warriors showed up on Sunday night and we've got a 1-1 series. We talk about who should feel best after 2 games, Hank's wardrobe jinx, and Lebron coming on pardon my take in the future. (00:02:39-00:25:38) Who's back of the week including our good friend Max Homa and internet memes taking down Sony. (00:27:06-00:42:21) Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk about an incredible weekend of hockey, his new hairdo, becoming best friends with Wayne Gretzky and some shout outs. (00:44:17-01:18:56) We finish with some PLL talk, the Waterdogs suck again and Hank and Bubba went to Darts over the weekend. (01:20:28-01:37:54)

1h 41m
Jun 06
Richard Jefferson, Meatball Molly + Celtics Win Game 1 With An Insane 4th Quarter

The Celtics win Game 1 with an insane 4th quarter and Hank is still in shock. We break down what exactly happened. (00:02:29-00:19:28) Then kick it back to the studio to talk about The Match and Mike Trout Fantasy GM. (00:20:57-00:34:49) Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk NBA Finals, what it takes to win, who the X Factor is and tons more. (00:35:58-01:12:53) We then have our colleague UFC Fighter Meatball Molly in studio to talk about her career, Liverpool, beating people up and tons more. (01:14:51-01:46:28) We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week. (01:47:32-02:02:23)

2h 4m
Jun 03