Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle (WMMS)

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Syndicated radio show Rover's Morning Glory blends biting commentary, ridiculous antics and discussions that would get most people fired.

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1459 episodes

Larocque family shenanigans, how penis size correlates to intelligence, and much more!

This day in history. Lizzo says she is stepping out of the limelight. Duji understands Lizzo's frustrations. Could you take on a house cat? Easter weekend shenanigans in Amish country. If JLR won the lottery he would buy a $200k house. A study was done analyzing intelligence in men and how it correlates to their penis size. Man admits to his husband that he killed a person years ago. Dieter wouldn't rat out his spouse. Date night and fun at the bar with the Laroque family. Fake eclipse glasses are flooding the market. The cat is prohibitng sleep in Miami. 

2h 58m
Apr 01
Duji Downunder, Kung Fu Panda Penis, exposing a cheater, and much more!

The latest trend involves bars playing only women's sports on their televisions. People are upset by an undefeated women's soccer team in Australia. More info on the Diddy raids. Beyonce's country album, Cowboy Carter, dropped. Ted Cruz podcast deal is fueling ethics concerns. People are comparing the kayaking Karen video to Duji. Rover could not believe the story he read in the police blotter. A husband exposed his wife for cheating in a post on her LinkedIN account. Tyler Austin Messer attempted to break into a home he believed was part of a child sex trafficking ring. The Truth vs. Alex Jones .  

2h 57m
Mar 29
Rover was thinking about JLR in the shower, Krystle's matchmaker date, throwing bananas, and more!

Rover does not like the reason people are getting higher SAT & ACT scores. How long will the Francis Scott Krey bridge cleanup take? Did Krystle's make it to the date the matchmaker setup? Rover was thinking about Jeffrey in the shower. A fight broke out at a Pittsburgh gas station convenience store after a banana was thrown at an employee. Women are getting hit in the face on the streets of Manhattan. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner talks about who was really behind the bridge collapse in Baltimore.

3h 6m
Mar 28
Did Jeffrey make it to the fence company Monday, a Diddy update, the matchmaker date, and much more!

Dieter likes the new kickoff rules introduced by the NFL. Governor DeSantis has signed a law banning social media use for kids 14 and under. Viral photo of the man handcuffed at the Kansas City parade shooting is suing for spreading false information. What did Jeffrey do after the show on Monday? The matchmaker date is this evening. Krystle says she likes an average joe but the men she follows on Instagram would say otherwise. Diddy update.

2h 59m
Mar 27
Bridge collapses after a cargo ship crashed, Sean Diddy Combs house raid, and much more!

Krystle is very sunburnt from her trip with JLR. The Francis Scott Key bridge collapsed into the Patapsco River after being struck by a large cargo ship. Shohei Ohtani has addressed the gambling scandal involving his former interpreter. Sean "Diddy" Combs' homes have been raided by the feds due to a sex trafficking investigation. What are Dieter's thoughts on Princess Kate Middleton's cancer diagnosis? Rover is thinking about doing Pilates. Server plays the voicemail his boss left him after calling off of work due to a broken wrist. Actor Forrie J. Smith, of "Yellowstone," says he was kicked of a flight for refusing to sit next to a passenger  who was wearing a mask.

2h 58m
Mar 26
Jeffrey recaps the spring break trip, Buffalo Bill's house from Silence of the Lambs, and more!

A school district in California is keeping track of how long a student is gone for a bathroom break. A 50-year study, done in the UK, found that playground bullies end up being more successful and make more money as adults. What did Jeffrey and Dieter get into while on spring break? Another show member went on a weekend trip. Rover gives his Roadhouse movie review.

2h 58m
Mar 25
Jeffrey is excited for spring break with Dieter, he shares what he packed, and much more!

Jeffrey seems excited for his spring break trip with Dieter. People are upset by the Make-A-Mom at home insemination kit commercial. The underoos story. Caller offers a reward to help find his stolen car. Los Angeles Dodgers fire Shohei Ohtani's interpreter after major gambling allegations have come to light. What did JLR pack in his suitcase? Former officer, Maegan Hall, wins half a million dollars in her lawsuit against the city. A teacher says she was fired from her job because she is a rapper. Rover listens to Sexxy Red's song, Poundtown, for the first time. Duji is a terrible pet owner. 

2h 55m
Mar 22
Did Jeffrey get approval for the spring break trip, Rover went on a recon mission, and much more!

Uber driver mistakenly runs over a child after the family exited the vehicle. Did Jeffrey get approval from his wife to go on spring break with Krystle? Rover went on a Reven recon mission. The show received a box of gifts. Charlie was called a fruit booter at the skatepark. A mother in Georgia was caught encouraging her daughter to steal a purse at a restaurant. Trio of young bank robbers. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner deals with a world leader that is believed to be married to a man.

2h 59m
Mar 21
Jeffrey is back, Charlie saw Dune Part 2, hurricane shots on spring break, and much more!

Jeffrey is back and shares his feelings on what has transpired over the past week. Rover went to the gym. Charlie saw Dune Part 2. Road trip to the pencil sharpener museum. Two children were found unattended while their parents were passed out drunk on the beach. A bartender in Fort Lauderdale has perfected the slap shot. Who will Jeffrey pick to go on spring break with him?

2h 57m
Mar 20
Rover was almost run over, Charlie thinks he can run 15mph, Dieter wants to ban bikes, and more!

A woman complained after seeing a man shaving in the woman's locker room. Did Duji sell her crypto? There was a study done on how "wokeness" effects the human psyche. A bloodbath for the country. Kobe Bryant's parents are getting a lot of criticism because they are auctioning off his Lakers Championship ring. A mountain lion attacks a woman who is on a trip with a group of bicyclists. Dieter says people over the age of 55 should not be allowed to ride a bike. Rover is almost run into while using a crosswalk. Scientists at Washington University claim they have created a pill that will eliminate exercise. Charlie thinks he can run at 15 mph. Missing Missouri student. Princess Kate Middleton was seen at a farmers market in London. 

2h 55m
Mar 19
Charlie and Dieter have a rough morning, Duji runs out of the studio, and much more!

Charlie is having a rough morning. Krystle is easily duped. Dieter says he could puke at any moment. Duji has to leave the studio. A player made a big mistake during the Kent State vs. Akron University basketball game. A man, seen masturbating outside of a variety of businesses, was found to be depositing his sperm onto fruits, vegetables and baked goods. An 11-year-old boy pulled out a butcher knife and threatened to kill his sister, and himself, over a video game. A caller asks for Rover's advice.

2h 44m
Mar 18
Dieter is not convinced, upset father bursts into a class, counterfeit license plates, and more!

Dieter is not convinced the Boeing whistle blower committed suicide. Men going to clubs, and bars in Atlanta have been getting drugged, kidnapped, and robbed. Car thefts are on the rise in Canada. A womans basketball coach is upset with how a broadcaster described one of their players. A group called, Austin for Palestine, is calling for a boycott of SXSW. A father is arrested after storming into a classroom after his daughter was involved in a dispute with another student. Duji has stood up for her daughter before. A driver was arrested after having a counterfeit diplomatic license plate.

2h 55m
Mar 15
Dieter is disgusted by a date ordering dessert, Rover does not like to share, and much more!

The show starts off on a somber note. A mother's dating tip is to bake cookies before your guest arrives. Dieter is turned off by a girl ordering dessert. Rover doesn't like to share. Dispute between Don Lemon and Elon Musk. People are divided on keeping a 1907 law that made adultery illegal. Duji agrees with implementing this law. Off duty cop punches a civilian during a road rage incident. RKF Jr.'s running mate prospect, Aaron Rodgers, is a conspiracy theorist who believes Sandy Hook did not happen. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner discusses the latest aviation blunders.

2h 57m
Mar 14
Britney Spears says she was raped by a ghost, girls fighting in the street, sex addictons, and more!

People were confused when Al Pacino announced the winner for Best Picture at the Oscars. Nasal tanning spray sends a woman to the hospital in critical condition. Video of a fight between two girls in the road leaves one girl in intensive care fighting for her life. Krystle has been in a few fights. Britney Spears said she was raped by a ghost. Rover has sleep paralysis since he was young. Jake Llyod, child star from Star Wars, has been in a mental facility for the past year. One of Jeffrey's lady friends has been arrested. What is this baseball plaer doing to his mother? Bears' cornerback, Jaylon Johnson, reveals that he suffered from a sex addiction last season.

2h 54m
Mar 13
More of JLR's lies are exposed, Duji and Snitz are excited for the eclipse, and much more!

Charlie is invested in what is happening with Princess Kate Middleton. A man sent a print, believed to be a Banksy, to be authenticated and is suing since it has not been returned. The show finds out Jeffrey lied about what transpired over the weekend. Consumers' driving habits are shared with insurance companies by automakers. A professional boxer came out saying he knows the rules behind the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight. A new law in Florida bans anyone under 21 from becoming a stripper. Did Jeffrey try to scam Charlie? Duji and Snitzer are excited for the eclipse.

2h 57m
Mar 12
JLR had a family filled weekend, was Dieter's conspiracy correct, Rover is not sleeping, and more!

States are complaining about the amount of money they lose due to people using license plate flippers at automated toll booths. Man, who shot and killed his wife on video, was sentenced to ten years in prison and will be eligible for parole in five years. JLR took the kids to the science center over the weekend. Jackson Mahomes sentenced after aggravated sexual battery charge. Five ways to mend your broken heart. How to get your ex back. Has another Dieter Conspiracy come true? Rover isn't getting any sleep due to his cat meowing all night.

2h 52m
Mar 11
Did JLR get his taxes done, Krystle met with the matchmaker, an ear camera was bought, and more!

An 11-year-old boy died after suffering cardiac arrest from chroming. How much money have Rover and Charlie made on their Utz and Coke stocks? A school in Japan has fired their principal after he is caught not paying for the right sized coffee. Someone on the show forgot they had money in bitcoin and is having the best day of their life. Krystle met with the matchmaker. Studies say that eating refined carbohydrates makes you less attractive within two hours. Dieter thinks a girl eating a doughnut is not attractive. Scientists dissect the brain of a mass shooter. Did JLR get his taxes done? Mother, whose son was bullied, is facing a felony charge. The show gets a glimpse into Jeffrey's ear.

2h 54m
Mar 08
Rover has become a blue-collar worker, fart spray, pickup lines, lactating men, and much more!

A group of travelers refuse to fly on a Boeing 737 Max. While waiting for his plane a man makes a comment to a woman about having a bomb in his bag. Do pickup lines actually work? A high school in Kentucky had to be evacuated due to fart spray. Teacher in Canada suspended over letting kids duel with pool noodles. UFC fighter shames husband who didn't stop 7 people from attacking his wife. Rover has become a blue-collar worker. A transgendered woman in Montreal went to an endocrinologist to help them lactate. French fencer has been banned due to a positive result during her doping test. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner reveals what happened to Kate Middleton.

2h 57m
Mar 07
JLR is heading to the junkyard, guests mistakenly eat dry ice, a toe licking fundraiser, and more!

Jeffrey is heading to the junkyard. People are worried that a new movie will inspire a civil war. Has the last piece of paperwork come in for the income tax appointment tomorrow? Tyler Perry claims once he saw the latest AI technology, he decided to pause the expansion of his production studios. Man arrested on a cruise ship after a camera was found in a bathroom. Police in LA are warning people that thieves are using Wi-Fi jamming devices to be able to break into homes. Guests vomit blood after ingesting dry ice. Toe licking fundraiser has people upset. A former FDA inspector lists foods you should not order from a restaurant.

2h 52m
Mar 06
Snitz gets upset with Dieter, Charlie talks investments, a man stuck in the bathroom, and more!

Snitz gets upset with Dieter. An update to the story of the husband who helps wife take care of her ex. A man was trapped in the lavatory on a plane. Research shows that the number of sexual partners people have has gone down. Miami beach released a promotional video breaking up with spring break. Jason Kelce made a big announcement and Dieter said he couldn't even watch the video. Doritos has hired a 24-year-old transgender woman to be their ambassador. Charlie gives his investment advice. Who has the best hearing on the show?

2h 54m
Mar 05
JLR got a new toothbrush, Charlie learned something new about Eager Beaver, and much more!

Did Jeffrey call the dentist? Radio show audio causes interviewee to jump off the call. The family of the Bowling Green student, who died in a hazing incident, is suing the former president of the fraternity. Passengers from Alaskan Airlines flight 1282, are suing for one billion dollars. Charlie learned something new about Eager Beaver. Jim Norton's secret wife. Police horses were seen running down the highway in Cleveland. Police story changes after witnesses come forward. The family of the 5-year-old girl, who was seriously injured in an accident due to Britt Reid being intoxicated, is upset that he was released from jail. Pharmacy hack. What would you wear to a wedding celebration in India? Hailey Beiber's sister, Alaia Baldwin, was arrested after she hit someone with a used tampon during a fight at a bar. Did Jeffrey and Charlie go on their double date? Krystle gives a divorce update.

2h 54m
Mar 04
How often does JLR brush his teeth, humpback whales mating, matchmaking, and much more!

A group of vigilantes are taking back stolen bicycles and returning them to the owners. Duji had a bike stolen in college. Bradley Cooper claims to not have had an instant connection with his child when he was born. How often does Jeffrey brush his teeth? First documented Humpback whales mating. A writer who worked on the show, Roseanne, has written a book about his time on the show. A professional matchmaker and relationship coach calls into the show. Beyoncé's latest country song, "Texas Hold Em," sounds like an educational cartoon's theme song.

2h 55m
Mar 01
Charlie's double date, who's the bigger psychopath Krystle or Duji, naked fighting woman, and more!

Spider calls into the show because he believes his cats are trying to kill him. A fire chief is being criticized for what he did to t a racoon outside of the sire station. Charlie is going on a double date. People used to believe there were more male psychopaths than females. Dieter recalls when a stripper he dated followed him to another state. Who is the bigger psychopath Krystle or Duji? Video of a naked woman fighting others at Venice Beach. Krystle once hit a guy with a tennis racket. IMDB ranked movies Shawshank Redemption has been bumped out of the number one spot. The show gives their top 3 movie picks. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner discusses who we should send into the future to represent our timeline.

2h 54m
Feb 29
Krystle was withholding info from the show, the Autoshow recap, conjugal visits, and much more!

Krystle was withholding some information from the show. A police officer in Chicago is suing the city to change his ethnicity on file. Can you hear that clicking? Natalie Holloway's killer, Joran Vander Sloot, has been engaging in conjugal visits while in prison in Peru. Influencer says, Tyreek Hill, broke her leg after a backyard football game. 90 Day Fiancé's spouse went missing. Jeffrey thinks Ed from 90 Days looks like someone who works at iHeart. Dieter and Jeffrey recap the Auto Show. Is Dieter a true Survivor fan? DJ Khaled didn't want to dirty his sneakers, so his security carried him to the stage.

2h 57m
Feb 28
Duji has a car wash update, a stinky scandal in the dart world, surge pricing, and much more!

Difference between hypochondriacs and Munchhausen syndrome. Body cam footage shows a physical altercation between a drunk police chief and a sergeant at a DWI stop. Rover was telling a congressman about Dieter's theory on the AT&T shutdown. Man is upset that a restaurant will not refund him after he claims he was hospitalized and could not make his reservations. Duji gives an update on her car wash monthly pass. There is a stinky scandal in the world of darts. A fast-food chain is experimenting with surge pricing.

2h 52m
Feb 27
The show learns of an unexpected ER visit, Duji's mom would yell and hit her, and much more!

JLR gives an update on how his mom is doing and tells the show of an unexpected ER trip. An eavesdropping husband made a huge profit on the stock market. Woman whose adult son attacked her calls into the show. Air Force member sets himself on fire in protest. Mother has an extreme way to deal with her daughter, not following the rules when it comes to having her boyfriend in her room. Duji's mom would burst into her room, yell, and hit her. Krystle went to a party over the weekend. Rover was curious how many people have lived and died throughout history.

2h 58m
Feb 26
Did JLR get the final paper for his taxes, two adult film stars plan for spring break, and more!

Dieter is excited by the latest movie trailer for Sasquatch Sunset. The show listens to JLR's radio breaks from broadcasting school. Using the skills you learned from college in your day-to-day life. Duji could not figure out how to mute her team chat. Adult film stars plan on making pornographic videos with 18-year-old partygoers during Spring Break in Mexico. Mother in Canada is upset by a book that was given to her highschooler in sex ed class. A man is being criticized for attempting to give advice to a woman who is a professional golfer. Did JLR get that final paper to file his tax return? What does Dieter know about the major cell phone outage that happened yesterday? Marjorie Taylor Green says women need to stop tempting Christian men.

2h 55m
Feb 23
Krystle is missing something in her life, Rover saw a celebrity in the wild, and much more!

Is Krystle is missing something in her life? Cops were called to a home after a mother was attacked by her 38-year-old son. Mother was arrested for child abuse and neglect due to the work she had her child doing at home. Rover saw Will Smith last night and it reminded him of a quote from Will's memoir. Did the police officer who ran over and killed a pedestrian get charged? A homeowner chased down and shot at a thief after they stole his BBQ pit. Someone complained about an Olympics equestrian rider's attire. Dieter's Conspiracy Corner discusses the death of Russian prisoner, Alexei Navalny.

2h 56m
Feb 22
Jeffrey gets upset over a bet, a homemade glory hole leads to an arrest, frozen embryos, and more!

Charlie doubles down on saying that many people work too hard for nothing in return. Jeffrey won't take a bet on if he doesn't have bed bugs. Is too much protein bad for your heart? A homemade glory hole in Toronto leads to a man's arrest. Wife of a former NFL player made a TikTok video talking about her experience taking her baby on a flight. Alabama Supreme Court rules frozen embryos are children. Watching videos of people eating mass amounts of food. San Fransico appointed a woman, who is not an American citizen, to serve on their Elections Commission. A mother, who's child was killed while subway surfing, is now suing the transit authority over their death.

2h 55m
Feb 21
JLR drove to Gettysburg and back in a day, a prince in East Cleveland scams the Mayor, and more!

One of Jeffrey's family members has been admitted to a healthcare facility. A man in East Cleveland, claiming to be a prince, scammed people out of money. Cybertruck owners are complaining about the exterior of the vehicles rusting. Elon Musk says by 2029 he will get one million people living on Mars. DOJ in Tennessee suing over a law that targets sex workers in who don't disclose they are HIV-positive. Jimmy Kimmel is being sued by George Santos. Man left a 10k tip for his server who shared it amongst her fellow employees. Why does Rover's face look different? JLR drove to Gettysburg for the day. Who went on a date?

3h 1m
Feb 20