The Chaser Report

The Chaser

About

Are you sick of news you can trust? For over 200 years, The Chaser has been the world's leading source of news you can't trust.

The Chaser Report offers a satirical look at Australian and world news and culture, along with occasional confessions of parenting and business failures, the latter often involving an amusingly large number of unsold avocado pool toys.

The show is hosted each day by two of the satirical comedy group’s co-founders, Charles Firth and Dom Knight, along with occasional cameos from more talented, less available Chaser colleagues.


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849 episodes

Labor's Deportation Laws Are Liberal Cosplay

You know your laws on refugees are bad when even PAULINE HANSON thinks they're a step too far. Dom brings you up to speed on the weird/evil new laws that the government tried passing, but the Senate blocked. Meanwhile Charles' brain melts. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

18m
Mar 27, 2024
AI and Ice-Cream | Welcome To The Future

In the face of all the horrid news of the present, Dom presents Charles with three products from the future. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

18m
Mar 26, 2024
FIFA's 2034 Woke World Cup

Dom loves football and is overjoyed to hear that FIFA has decided to grow a sense of ethics. Ethics that mean there's only one place woke enough to host the FIFA 2034 World Cup. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

15m
Mar 25, 2024
Exclusive: Where Are The AUKUS Submarines Being Kept?

Charles debriefs Dom on his adventures with spies using a very convenient loophole that means he can yap about whatever he wants. Using this loophole, Charles shares that he legitimately knows where the AUKUS submarines are being kept. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

17m
Mar 24, 2024
Jared Kushner Solves Gaza

Dom explains to Charles the genius solutions for the Gaza conflict that Jared Kushner has come up with, including the real estate potential. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Mar 21, 2024
ASIO Confirmed They're Monitoring Us

For whatever reason, Charles has been legitimately contracted by Australia's security service for a task. Dom tries to help Charles plan how to succeed in his new position. Plus Charles confirms that ASIO is monitoring The Chaser, because we're such a security threat. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

22m
Mar 20, 2024
Kate Middleton Being "Alive" Won't Stop Conspiracy Theories

Dom Knight has the latest on sighting of Kate Middleton. Meanwhile Charles Firth has that Prince William had an affair with Rose Hanbury. Screw it, I guess we're full-blown Royal commentators now. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Mar 19, 2024
Prince William Puts The 'C' In 'Crown'

Charles and Dom bring you The Chaser's weekly Kate Middleton update, as is our journalistic duty. Where is the Duchess of Cambridge? How is Meghan Markle stirring the pot? And what happens if the future King turns out to be a bit of a C? You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

19m
Mar 18, 2024
The Farewell Party Scott Morrison Deserves

Scott Morrison's farewell party in his own seat got postponed for a reason that was as unfortunate as it was unforeseeable. Dom and Charles plan how to give him the send-off he deserves. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

19m
Mar 17, 2024
US Congress Vote To Ban TikTok

The US Congress have voted to ban TikTok, and Charles believes he's the core reason. Meanwhile Dom investigates further into the details of our $700 trillion giveaway. Plus we read your reviews! The Chaser Report is about to have 7,000,000 listeners, so we're giving away $700 trillion! Email podcast@chaser.com.au to try and win big! You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

14m
Mar 14, 2024
WE'RE GIVING AWAY $700 TRILLION

In honour of The Chaser Report's upcoming 7,000,000th listener, we are giving away $700 Email podcast@chaser.com.au to say why the money belongs to you for your chance to win this absolutely legitimate offer. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

21m
Mar 13, 2024
Bruce Lehrmann Sues White Powder For Defamation

Bruce Lehmann has been filmed in his own home at a party with some unnamed white powder. In thematically unrelated news, mass amounts of cocaine has been seized in Sydney by police. Plus the Tasmanian Premier has a $12 million plan to stay in power. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Mar 12, 2024
Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail + Oscars Recap

Kate Middleton has resurfaced, and Buckingham Palace has executed a photoshop job worse than Channel 9's AI. Plus Charles and Dom bring you a comprehensive recap of the Oscars award ceremony. Or at least they said they would. Listen and see for yourself how that promise pans out. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

20m
Mar 11, 2024
Happy 93rd Birthday Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch has gotten engaged for a SIXTH time, just before his 93rd birthday. In the spirit of love, Charles and Dom take a look at what the next Murdoch wedding could look like, and another very very very expensive wedding ceremony. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

15m
Mar 10, 2024
The Bright Side Of Microplastics & Zuckerberg's Evil Lair

Dom gives us a full tour of Mark Zuckerberg's underground lair (that totally isn't evil). Meanwhile Charles has some good news about microplastics. Also, make sure you leave a review! We LITERALLY read all of them. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

18m
Mar 07, 2024
Greens Destroy The Housing Un-Crisis

Max Chandler-Mather presents the Greens' solution for the housing "un-crisis" as Charles puts it. Meanwhile Dom debates the awkwardness of Peter Dutton attending Gina Rineheart's birthday party for only an hour. Plus Anthony Albanese is named a war criminal by the ICC. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

19m
Mar 06, 2024
Dutton Wants A Fukushima In Your Backyard

Dutton shows off his political bravery with a radioactive new policy. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

17m
Mar 05, 2024
The Liberals Win* Dunkley By-Election

In a devastating loss to Labor, the Liberal Party did not win the by-election for the seat of Dunkley... or did they? You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

12m
Mar 04, 2024
Where Is Kate Middleton???

A member of the British Royal Family is missing, which can only mean one thing for Charles and Dom: heinous speculation. And pegging jokes, because we're classy. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

22m
Mar 03, 2024
Exclusive: Unmasking The Spy In Parliament

There's a spy in the midst of Australian politics! And the two great minds capable of identifying the traitor are not Charles and Dom. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

14m
Feb 29, 2024
Taking A Shot Every Time Scott Morrison Mentions A Taylor Swift Song

Dom and Charles debrief on Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Then they move onto far more interesting matters, and plot how to create their own billionaire club. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

17m
Feb 28, 2024
Pre-Gaming For Scott Morrison's Farewell Speech

Charles and Dom make their incredible predictions about what will be in Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Stay tuned for tomorrow when they compare how well their predictions went! You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Feb 27, 2024
Biden Deepfake Inaccurately Speaks In Full Sentences

The American Presidential Election 2024 has already been plagued by instances of AI causing havoc and confusion. A totally real and not AI generated Charles and Dom bring you up to speed. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

14m
Feb 26, 2024
Trump's Sneakiest Business Move Yet

Donald Trump owes over half a billion dollars as a result of his recent losses in court, so what genius business move has he done to make a quick buck? Dom and Charles have all the Trump news you need (and a little about Taylor Swift too, because we can't help ourselves). You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Feb 25, 2024
Talking About Taylor Swift Because We Apparently Have To

Literally all other news can get f*cked I guess. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

14m
Feb 22, 2024
Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci Storms Out Of Job

Charles and Dom talk about Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci who-- actually can we have that taken off record? No? Alright, bye. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

21m
Feb 21, 2024
You, Me, and Asbestos Makes Three

Do you enjoy your city, but wish it had asbestos like Sydney? Well lucky for you, today Dom and Charles will give you all the asbestos you'll need for a (shortened) lifetime of fun. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Feb 20, 2024
Martin Shkreli, Lick Our Nuts | Ange Lavoipierre

The ABC's National Technology Reporter Ange Lavoipierre joins Dom Knight to talk about a radical tech cult that believes the AI movement needs to "Accelerate or die". Plus find out why "America's most hated man" Martin Shkreli told ange to lick his nuts. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

18m
Feb 19, 2024
What Really Killed Alexei Navalny? (Not Putin)

Mean critic of the heroic Putin and owner of polonium underpants Alexei Navalny has died, of normal and uninteresting death-based causes that Charles and Dom say aren't worth looking into. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

16m
Feb 18, 2024
Adelaide's Bad Blood With Taylor Swift

Charles is in Adelaide, where he has discovered the people there are furious at Taylor Swift for robbing them of $100 million. Dom makes fun of Charles' show "Wankernomics 2.0 https://wankernomics.com/". You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report. * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

15m
Feb 15, 2024