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DEAR HEAVENLY FOLLOWERS, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from Louisiana’s latest classroom mandate to the broader implications of such moves. Here’s your holy recap: 🎙️ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: WHY LOUISIANA’S TEN COMMANDMENTS MANDATE WON’T SAVE ITS SOUL Louisiana has decided to mandate the display of the Ten Commandments in every classroom. We delve into the historical context, the legal implications, and the irony of this decision given Louisiana's education, crime, and corruption stats. __ __ __ __ __ __ NEW COMMANDMENT: __ __ 🔍 WHY LISTEN? __ __ 📢 DON’T MISS OUT! __ __ NOTE FROM GOD: I accidentaly said the wrong governor's name in this episode. I regret the error.
Hi Humans, We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here’s your holy recap: 🎙️ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: WHO IS A BETTER FATHER, BIDEN OR TRUMP? Father's Day messages from Biden and Trump couldn't be more different. Biden’s heartfelt message of unity and family contrasts sharply with Trump’s self-centered, grievance-filled rant. We dissect what these messages reveal about their broader political personas. Excuse us if we can't stop laughing at the comparison! COMEDIANS MEET POPE FRANCIS: A 'bizarre' yet impactful encounter where comedians sat down with Pope Francis. We explore how humor and faith can intersect to address pressing social and religious issues. TRUMP'S COGNITIVE TEST CHALLENGE: Trump’s boast about acing a cognitive test becomes ironic as he confuses his own doctor’s name. We discuss the implications of this gaffe on perceptions of his cognitive abilities. REPUBLICAN PANIC AFTER TRUMP'S MILWAUKEE MELTDOWN: Trump’s criticism of Milwaukee throws the GOP into disarray. We explore the potential fallout and its impact on the 2024 election. CHRISTIAN RIGHT VS. NO-FAULT DIVORCE: The campaign against no-fault divorce by the Christian right could significantly impact personal freedoms and marriage laws. We explore this movement and its potential consequences. 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DEVELOPMENTS: From Trump's MAGA-themed birthday bash to Biden’s forceful campaign rhetoric, we cover the latest election news and what it means for the future of American politics. 🔍 WHY LISTEN? __ __ 📢 DON’T MISS OUT! __ __ 💬 ENGAGING QUESTION: If Trump was drowning because he got electrocuted by a boat, and there were sharks swarming nearby, and you were the only person around, what would you do? https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/who-is-a-better-father-biden-or-trump
🎙️ Episode Highlights: __ __ 🔍 Why Listen? __ __ 📢 Don’t Miss Out! __ __ 💬 Engaging Question: What’s your take on the recent crime data? Do you think the public perception is being manipulated? And how do you celebrate Father's Day? Leave a comment and let us know your thoughts!
🎙️ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: __ __ 🔍 WHY LISTEN? __ __ 📢 DON’T MISS OUT! __ __
Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss: __ __ Have a question for God and Jesus that you want answered on the show? Let us know in the comments on the website! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire news article again: https://www.thegodpodcast.com/
Happy Pride Month! What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that’s happened since. We discuss: __ __ Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments! JOIN OUR NEWSLETTER AND NEVER MISS AN EPISODE OR SATIRE NEWS ARTICLE AGAIN: HTTPS://WWW.THEGODPODCAST.COM/
On this week’s episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon. We discuss: __ __
Dear Americans, As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years. I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying. This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ future. Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, it would be one step away from Republicans forcing every pregnant woman to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. What’s next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they don’t try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, “These GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.” Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing “The Handmaid’s Tale” not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future. Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didn’t see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, I’m sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly if at all. No time for any of that while they’re busy obsessing about other things. BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health? …absolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. It’s not enough for them to take away a woman’s right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They won’t stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times. Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity. God https://thegodpod.substack.com/
In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/ Also discussed today: __ __
God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother ‘Tod’ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. Discussed today: __ __ All this and so much more on today’s episode of The God Pod!
God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news. Discussed today: __ __ Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit.
God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it’s still 2024, although it’s hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today: __ __ Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit.
TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS: Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.
God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.
God and Jesus respond to the Oscars! Also discussed today: __ __ We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it! Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod
God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode: __ __ Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans. JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
This week, God and Jesus respond to: __ __ JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODES WEEKLY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions! God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What’s God’s least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while. JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODES WEEKLY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why? Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod
God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the ‘AI George Carlin Special’ and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for. Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US border. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says ‘God told him’ to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod everywhere: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace. Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that’s happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying ‘ROT IN HELL’ on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
Join us for a recap of the second half of 2023! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod
Mary Mags RETURNS! Mary and God discuss Christmas songs, vibes, and a Satanic idol being desecrated in Iowa. Join us for as we attempt to find the spirit of Christmas during a bleak time in human history. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod
Santa Claus comes back just in time for Christmas! God, Jesus and Santa talk SantaCon, Santa marathons, and when is the right age to learn the truth about Santa. We also discuss landing a plane, GTA 6, whether we have rizz, and which comedians nobody will ever convince us are funny. Join us for this very Santarific episode of the God Pod! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
God and Jesus discuss the latest smiting news of the world: Santos expelled, Kissinger in Hell, and the stabbing of Derek Chauvin. God and Jesus strongly respond to Trump’s claim that they would have handed him the last election. And why is the Mormon church buying Nebraska? NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC
God and Jesus discuss a raunchy Taco Bell party, the new Squid Game reality show, Satanic abortion clinics, long haired hippies, rubber crucifixes, “super-long” bat schlongs, and much more. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod
