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The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created.

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385 episodes

For Biden So Loved America, He Gave His Only Son to Be Convicted

🎙️ Episode Highlights: __ __ 🔍 Why Listen? __ __ 📢 Don’t Miss Out! __ __ 💬 Engaging Question: What’s your take on the recent crime data? Do you think the public perception is being manipulated? And how do you celebrate Father's Day? Leave a comment and let us know your thoughts!  

30m
Jun 14
Thou Shalt Not Try to Cancel Dolly Parton for Being ‘Woke’

🎙️ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: __ __ 🔍 WHY LISTEN? __ __ 📢 DON’T MISS OUT! __ __

29m
Jun 12
God Takes Gun From Trump’s Cold, Tiny Hands

Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss: __ __ Have a question for God and Jesus that you want answered on the show? Let us know in the comments on the website! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire news article again: https://www.thegodpodcast.com/  

20m
Jun 08
God and Jesus Laugh at Trump's Felony Conviction for a Solid 30 Minutes

Happy Pride Month!  What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that’s happened since.  We discuss: __ __ Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments!  JOIN OUR NEWSLETTER AND NEVER MISS AN EPISODE OR SATIRE NEWS ARTICLE AGAIN: HTTPS://WWW.THEGODPODCAST.COM/

30m
Jun 05
God and Jesus Denounce Project 2025

On this week’s episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon.  We discuss: __ __  

1h 6m
May 29
Thou Shalt Not Create A Federal Database Of Pregnant Women!

Dear Americans, As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years.  I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying. This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ future. Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, it would be one step away from Republicans forcing every pregnant woman to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. What’s next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they don’t try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, “These GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.” Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing “The Handmaid’s Tale” not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future. Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didn’t see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, I’m sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly if at all. No time for any of that while they’re busy obsessing about other things. BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health? …absolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. It’s not enough for them to take away a woman’s right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They won’t stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times. Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity. God https://thegodpod.substack.com/

57m
May 14
Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?

In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/ Also discussed today: __ __  

1h 2m
May 07
God's Evil Twin 'Tod' Takes Over The Pod

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother ‘Tod’ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus.  Discussed today: __ __ All this and so much more on today’s episode of The God Pod!  

57m
May 01
Tucker Carlson Proves Evolution Is False

God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news.  Discussed today: __ __ Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit.  

55m
Apr 23
Back To The Past, Part 1864

God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it’s still 2024, although it’s hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today: __ __ Listen to God’s frigging podcast, dammit.  

1h 7m
Apr 16
The Rapture Didn't Happen Again

On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss: __ __

55m
Apr 09
National Trans Easter Solar Eclipse Visibility Day

TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS: Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.

43m
Apr 06
God And Jesus Are Woke AF

God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.

54m
Mar 28
"Gay Secrets" Straight People Don't Know

God and Jesus respond to the Oscars!  Also discussed today: __ __ We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it!  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  

52m
Mar 13
“I Don’t Believe In Space” New Kind Of Moron Drops

God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode: __ __ Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans.  JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod   

55m
Mar 06
God And Jesus Respond To Kid Rock On Joe Rogan

This week, God and Jesus respond to: __ __ JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODES WEEKLY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

59m
Feb 28
God And Jesus Answer Questions From Humans LIVE!

Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions! God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What’s God’s least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a little while.  JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God’s Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch channel. Watch wherever you want. Have it Yahweh! NEW PODCAST EPISODES WEEKLY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

56m
Feb 22
Jesus Responds To Super Bowl Ad Of Him Washing Feet

God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more!  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod 

50m
Feb 13
The Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!

God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why?  Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod   

49m
Feb 07
Kelly Carlin Talks To God About Her Lawsuit Against The 'AI George Carlin Special'

God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the ‘AI George Carlin Special’ and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for.  Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US border.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

1h 3m
Jan 30
Oscars Snub Barbie Backlash, Day 2

Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says ‘God told him’ to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod everywhere: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

1h 7m
Jan 25
God Has A Fart Attack

God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace.  Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod   

1h 4m
Jan 16
God And Jesus Kickoff 2024!

God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that’s happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying ‘ROT IN HELL’ on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

1h 0m
Jan 10
The God Pod 2023 Wrapped!

Join us for a recap of the second half of 2023!                   NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform:  https://linktr.ee/godpod 

18m
Dec 31, 2023
The God Pod Holiday Special!

Mary Mags RETURNS! Mary and God discuss Christmas songs, vibes, and a Satanic idol being desecrated in Iowa. Join us for as we attempt to find the spirit of Christmas during a bleak time in human history.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform:  https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access:  https://www.patreon.com/godpod  

53m
Dec 19, 2023
Return Of The Santa Claus!

Santa Claus comes back just in time for Christmas! God, Jesus and Santa talk SantaCon, Santa marathons, and when is the right age to learn the truth about Santa. We also discuss landing a plane, GTA 6, whether we have rizz, and which comedians nobody will ever convince us are funny.  Join us for this very Santarific episode of the God Pod! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

56m
Dec 12, 2023
Jesus Responds To Trump Saying If Jesus ‘Came Down’ He’d Win The Blue States

God and Jesus discuss the latest smiting news of the world: Santos expelled, Kissinger in Hell, and the stabbing of Derek Chauvin. God and Jesus strongly respond to Trump’s claim that they would have handed him the last election. And why is the Mormon church buying Nebraska?  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC  

57m
Dec 05, 2023
A Rubber Dildo Crucifix Christmas

God and Jesus discuss a raunchy Taco Bell party, the new Squid Game reality show, Satanic abortion clinics, long haired hippies, rubber crucifixes, “super-long” bat schlongs, and much more.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod   

58m
Nov 28, 2023
The God Pod Thanksgiving Special 2023!

  God and Jesus give thanks and talk about what not to talk about during Thanksgiving dinner. A horse gets loose on a plane, Alaska isn’t an island, and Tik Tok goes nuts. Pink defeats Moms for Liberty, and Orcas are on the hunt again. Yachtzee!  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA  Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast  YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  

59m
Nov 21, 2023
What Is Covenant Eyes? Jesus Gets An Account To Investigate

God complains that Jesus can’t be more like that Mr. Beast. God and Jesus react to the latest Marvel flop as well as the amazing ‘Loki’ finale. Jesus signed up for his own account on the ‘Covenant Eyes’ monitoring app, and has much to report.  God and Jesus celebrate the big election victories in Ohio. God personally rebukes J.D. Vance. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT on ‘No Nut November.’ NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod  Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA  Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast  YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  

58m
Nov 14, 2023