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The man with the biggest sweater vest collection this side of the great lakes... Jason Smorol from the Syracuse Chiefs was with us to talk opening day for the Majors and opening day at NBT Bank Stadium in 2 weeks. And as always, we had too much fun with "Smorol".
Seconds before we went on the air Marty said "We can not mention anything about my neighbors. They're finally not mad at me, things are good- I can't bring any old crap up"... You do know he brought up a neighbor lololol. The caller whose neighbor collects road kill... we feel for you!!!
We test Marty's "Urban Dictionary" knowledge every week. He thinks he's "hip" and not close to needing a replacement hip... today our Intern Monty gave him a lesson in how times change! lol
It happens... all... of...the...time. People are constantly screwing something up and running over themselves...
Rob O'Connor from Syracuse Stadiumcross was in the studio, we had some good laughs about Marty's racing antics and Shannon likes "Whoops and berms"
Find out with Marty... as we test his Urban Dictionary knowledge!
We both have kids, so we actually do like the little tots! LOL. And, I'm sorry, but there's nothing cuter than a little kid's voice... and this little 2 year old talking about leprechauns stealing her binky is about as adorable as it gets!
Family Cloth. What is it? Why, it's washable toilet paper. Yep, some peeps, to save money and the earth, have begun using squares of flannel that they wash and use over and over to do their personal wiping. So... yeah, the cloth that dad used after chili last week could be the same one you use today! Are you grossed out?
Colin Quinn gave us a call this morning. He's coming to Syracuse next week to perform at the Westcott Theater. We're not sure Colin knew how to take us LOL. It's been 20 years since we first saw him on SNL and this dude is still cracking us up!
Tampons... bras... makeup... what's the most awkward thing you've ever had to buy for someone else? Marty still is too embarrassed to buy a box of tampons!
OK... we love to see them, we don't want one ourselves! LOL... how's your urban dictionary? Check in Monday mornings at 730 to see what's new in the world of "verbage" and if you know your urban dictionary better than Marty does!
Nuclear? Library? SYRACUSE? What word or phrase drives you bonkers when people get it wrong? (Shannon goes ape when someone says new-cue-lar instead of new-clear (nuclear... notice only 1 U in there folks!)
Well we learned something interesting/disturbing today. And shockingly this something that is illegal in Kentucky is legal in NY... and we want to know why???
We've established that we are cereal freaks here on the Morning Mess... we could eat cereal 3 times a day (or more)... but only the GOOD kinds LOL. What cereal do you love? And... do you use cold milk or warm milk. Shannon still can't believe some people use warm milk on frosted flakes!!!
Today in Stupid Criminals we found a naked person on a plane, a guy who shoplifted for his bucket list, and a local dumb criminal too!
It's official! the 95X Big-X-Cuse is coming!!! Hear the announcement and [find out how to get tickets here](http://www.95x.com/amp-events/95xbigxcuse/)
Joey Walker had an experience that none of us could have guessed! He wasn't nude, but... well, he wasn't nude. LOLOLOL
When you try to rob a store with your fingers... not even hidden in your pocket... OR is it when you try to escape the police while scaling a fence right into the police station? Or is it someone in Florida....
Have you heard a really cool remake of a song? Check out this version of "Ice Ice Baby" that Marty found... sounds totally Alternative!
We had Rob O'Connor in to talk about the event next month, why they had to cancel Sno-cross this weekend (hard to do a snow event with no snow lol. Can't control the weather...) and some of the antics he's seen Marty in!
someone naked on drugs... check! Florida... CHECK. Hiding drugs in your... anywho... It's time for stupid criminals...
Our Messers like to challenge us and each other... a lot of fun competition! And... they're all pretty talented in the kitchen. Last year Gordon Wood was dead last... Tattoo John was first and Marty was 2nd... Will the results be different this year?
So... is it being naked that makes someone dumb, or do they get naked BECAUSE they are dumb? Because we get a lot of naked dumb criminals....
We've been counting down the days until the grand opening of our first CNY Chick-fil-A... we've been begging for one for YEARS!!! This morning we were live from Cicero's new Chick-fil-A as the first 100 were picked and the grand opening festivities began! It officially opens to the public tomorrow morning... so you can enjoy your first chicken and biscuit tomorrow!!!
These boys grew up in B'Ville... Now [Council](http://www.councilband.com/)'s got a song featured in the Winter Olympics (From Rust to Gold). They hung out with the Morning Mess this morning!
Want to enter our Morning Messer Chili Cook Off? It's next Friday 2-23 at 8am at the station. Bragging rights and a sweet trophy for the winner. Email shannon@95x.com your chili recipe and we'll pick one more entry for the contest!
Red Hot Chili... Pipers? Don't make that mistake! LOL. Some dude in the UK thought he scored tix to his girl's favorite band... gotta read well, or else you end up at at Bagpipe concert instead of rocking out to Flea and Anthony!
Advice for the poor soul dating your ex? A woman removed from a flight from JFK to Syracuse after losing her cool big time... Love the game Uno? What's next? Dos? YEOP
Best songs for getting in the mood? WORST songs for getting in the mood? How about a lawsuit over ranch dressing on the floor? A chance to fly away to Florida? We had it all this morning on the Morning Mess
Tomorrow is Mardi Gras! Try convincing Marty it's NOT pronounced Marty Graw... What are SHRAMPS? How'd we do at Sled for Red? These questions and more - in today's podcast!
