The Morning X

Jason Dick

About

Jason Dick has been a part of your mornings in Austin for over a decade. In addition to the hosts and guests, the show is famous for prank calls, Quien Es Mas Macho, and taking sexy Internet photos.


The show has won multiple awards from the Austin Chronicle, the Statesman, and the Alliance for Women in Media but most importantly – Jason once placed second in the station’s fantasy football league.


Tune in every morning starting at 6a and follow us on social media for more!

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760 episodes

The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Jason Has Peepee Hands

We discuss why Nick is accusing Jason of having peepee hands in Dear Redacted, whether Jason can break Nick's winning streak with a round of Doug Benson's IMDB Game, and who will be convicted for crimes against comedy in Joke Court. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 6m
Sep 30
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - New Game Alert!

We discuss Emily's First Time at the Moody Center, a Flying Car Segment about shirt sizes, and the debut of a brand new game, How Much Does It Weigh! See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 3m
Sep 29
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Toxic Hugs

We discuss this week's That Guy, a round of the Candid Cameo game and whether people who say "I'm a hugger" are toxic. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 53m
Sep 28
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - A New Addition To The Bumbles

We discuss how Nick ended up Just Saying Yes to going to a breakdancing competition, why Emily hates cash back rewards, and the newest addition to the Bumbles family. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 54m
Sep 27
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - How To Meet Jason Dick

We discuss why Emily came out of the Billy Joel concert with a Who's The A-Hole beef, why Jason might have to fire his home builder, and the proper way to be awed by Jason's presence if you're lucky enough to ever meet him in person. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 45m
Sep 26
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - The Bumbles Get Spooky

We discuss Nick's issues with slow speed bump drivers in Dear Redacted, Jason tries to limit The Bumbles Halloween spending, and, of course, Joke Court. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 1m
Sep 23
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Nick Goes Off

We discuss Emily's second time at making her first Longhorns game Emily's First Time, Nick goes off on why he's not the a-hole, and a return of the Flying Car Segment. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 3m
Sep 22
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Does Nick Have A Girlfriend?

We discuss how our new intern became this week's That Guy why Nick refuses to admit he has a girlfriend, and when is too soon to buy an expensive gift for your significant other. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 57m
Sep 21
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Mosh Pits Should Be Illegal

We discuss Nick just saying yes to the hottest coolest time in Texas, Emily realizing she tailgated all wrong, and why Jason thinks mosh pits should be illegal. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 0m
Sep 20
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Emily's Longhorn Observations

We discuss whether Nick was an A-Hole to a Kansas fan at the Texas game, how Emily was definitely a good person for helping her drunk friend escape downtown, and Emily's expert analysis of the Longhorns after attending her first ever game. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 10m
Sep 19
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - TP On Cooldown News

Nick and Emily discuss the latest on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Nick's Dear Redacted, and Joke Court. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 21m
Sep 16
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Her Hair Is Everywhere, Screaming LIES!

We discuss Emily's First Time attending a Longhorns football game (Hook'em I guess), whether it's toxic to ask a co-worker if their hair is fake, and Cardi B weighs in on inflation. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 57m
Sep 15
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Too Old For Riotfest? Never!

We discuss whether Jason is too old to go to Riotfest, another Dog Question Amnesty, and a Morning X After Dark guaranteed to make you spit take. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 46m
Sep 14
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Virginity Rocks!

We discuss why Nick did not enjoy watching football at Dave B's house, why Emily has a problem with virginity, and a round of Just Chillin Y'all. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 55m
Sep 13
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - The Queen's Bees

We discuss Jason getting accused of being a pervert for trying to take a picture of a girl's dog, the Queen's bees being officially informed of her death, and a round of Hooooooooooow much? See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 45m
Sep 12
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Use Yeet In A Sentence

We discuss very special episode of Dear Redacted, play a round of $7 Worth of Hoobastank, and defend ourselves in Joke Court. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 59m
Sep 09
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Dump Question Amnesty

We discuss why Emily's First Time doing a fantasy football draft was underwhelming, the right way to dump someone, and who wins in a Google Game fight, Jason or Nick. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 59m
Sep 08
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - An Exciting Opportunity For Emily... I Guess

Emily explains the drama between Harry Styles and Chris Pine to Jason, Jason explains why he was disappointed in a fancy dinner with Bumblina, and we have an exciting opportunity for Emily to go viral this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 55m
Sep 07
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Meeting The Bumbles-In-Law

We discuss how Nick made one of pickleball shots of all time, why our HR department things Emily is a dude, and how Jason can avoid having his girlfriend's dad hate him. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 47m
Sep 06
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - "Let Me Put The Football In You"

We discuss why football may already be putting Jason's relationship in jeopardy, who's guilty of crimes against comedy in Joke Court, and a round of I'll Have What She's Having. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 48m
Sep 02
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Emily's First Time On A Boat

We discuss Emily's first time on a boat, how yesterday was one of Nick's best day's ever, and force Jason to play a super fun game that he hates.  See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 44m
Sep 01
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Refilling The Spank Bank

We discuss Leonardo DiCaprio breaking up with another 25-year-old girlfriend, how early is too early to get to the airport for a 5am flight, and a Morning X Afterdark about spank banks. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 38m
Aug 31
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Pickle-Banned

We discuss Nick saying yes to officially helping his parents maintain their lawn, why Jason got suspended from pickleball, and we play a round How Much? for Panic at the Disco tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 25m
Aug 30
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Punched By Budda

We discuss Jason getting punched by Budda, Emily learning to laugh at her Grandma dying, and how Nick bruised his arm while sleeping. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 18m
Aug 29
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Everyone Hates Emily

We discuss who keeps crushing the ice in the break room fridge, why Emily is going to a pool party where everyone hates her, and whether the University of South Carolina is really going to name their mascot the cock commander. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 32m
Aug 26
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Dad Dating Advice

We discuss Emily's First Time asking her dad for dating advice, which Euphoria cast member won't be back for season 3 (it's that one) and what the heck banana ball is. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 29m
Aug 25
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Jason Is Back

We discuss why you don't want to be Dresses Up For A Concert Guy, how many groceries you need to feed four dudes on a golf trip, and whether Jason was trying to peacock with his golf outfits. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 17m
Aug 24
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - Thunderstruck

We discuss Nick saying yes to an adult sleepover, what an actual house of dragons would smell like, and why you never use a hot dog as a straw. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 13m
Aug 23
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - It's Not Butt Surgery

We discuss why Nick its trying to make the phrase "well it's not butt surgery" a thing, what what color school subjects are, and a Morning X After Dark about Emily getting crazy high. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 37m
Aug 22
The Morning X with Jason Dick and Friends - What Does Buc-ee's Smell Like?

We discuss Austin City Limits released the daily schedule, whether Nick is disrespecting the integrity of Joke Court, and why Emily wants a Buc-ee's candle and what one would smell like. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 20m
Aug 19