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Woooo baby! It's Tuesday! Joe heads back to beantown to take his pops to see the biiiiiiig Boss - Springsteen baby! Joe cries, weeps and bawls at the show. Mark is back from Perrysburg, Ohio! How did it go? Spoiler alert: Not great! Ups and downs, ladies and gentlemen! It's what life is all about! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS - Save 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c
The boys are in the core of the big apple, folks! Mark is back from taping his Netflix special in Chicago, and he's telling the tales everybody. Was it a smart choice to tape his special on St. Patrick's Day? Joe is back from the Comedy Dojo, and he came back to NY for a world-class hang with his #3 best bud Henry Phillips. He heads to a rock show and gets a hookup from a Tuesgay to meet the band - but does it go south?! Questions are answered on this week's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays- http://patreon.com/tuesdays- youtube.com/tuesdayswithstoriesSponsors:- http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstoriesSponsors:- Shop better hydration & support the show athttps://www.liquidiv.com promo code TUESDAYS for 20% off.- Support the show & take 15% off your Raycon order athttps://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS- Support the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeTUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com
Wooooo! The boys are HOT off their sweet, sweet Gramercy show and they're feeling good! Mark's having a breakfast with the big man. We don't want to blow the surprise so let's just call him Serry Jeinfeld. It's happening, baby - and we get the reeeeal dirt, as opposed to the little tease that we talked about at the live show. After the comedy high, Mark has a vehicular low when his classic car starts giving him a fewwwwww speedbumps. Then he meets a fan as the fan is getting arrested for being a little ... punchy. Finally, Joe gets into his special taping at the Village Underground - what went wrong, what went right? We're getting INTO IT! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS
Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump onstage with the boys for this sold-out show to talk horse death, snake sex, Canadian strippers - and whole lot of stereotypes. It's a great big, grand Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen. Jump on the Patreon to get the UNCUT version of this with 45 more minutes of podcasting and some behind-the-scenes footage! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Use code TUESDAYS at https://groovelife.com/TUESDAYS toget 20% off. - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com
The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play PICKLEBALL, and let's just say the old gray mares, they ain't what they used to be, folks! We're talking sports injuries, fights, blood, hospitals - we're having fun! Lights, camera, traction! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays http://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays
The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.! Mark hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. - Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c
Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby is getting robbed - this town's going straight to hell!! He's back from going to Florida with Salacuse to shoot a documentary about Tom Dustin! Mark is back from the SUPERBOWL ladies and gentlemen, recounting his experience with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Big Jay Oakerson! And the King of Queefs finally meets the King of Beefs - Mark matches wits ... with Guy Fieri!!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Use code STUFFISLAND at https://groovelife.com/TUESDAYS to get 20% off.
We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and gentlemen! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS
We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call. Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com https://manscaped.com/ and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try a https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.
It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's Tuesdays!! #podcast #comedy #marknormand #joelist #standup #comic #nycomedy #comedy #story #chrisdistefano #colinquinn #jerryseinfeld #louisck #mikecannon Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays http://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Tuesdays. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1- 800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800- BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org http://OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Super Boost: Valid 1 Odds Boost Token per customer after opt-in each day for eligible Super Bowl LVII prop markets only. Token must be used BEFORE placing eligible bet between 6-9PM ET daily. Odds boosts and prop markets will vary. Max bet limits apply. Tokens are non-cashable, non-refundable, and cannot be withdrawn. Boost Token expire daily at 9PM ET. There are no restrictions on the funds a customer will receive if their bet wins. If their bet loses, they will not receive any reward. Offer period valid 2/6/23 - 2/11/23. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.
We're back on Mark's African honeymoon! He starts out with a sexy tidbit about Neil deGrasse Tyson that may be fact or fiction! On the trip Mark ends up at a dinner with a kooky inventor, he goes on an incredible safari with a tracker and sees lions, leopards, and a six-four Impala! After a tip-top trip, Mark heads home and faces his patented nightmare trip home. Holy hell, this is why you're here folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.
The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps throughout his African honeymoon! We're talking: international flight problems, rainstorms, Malaria pill sickness, a live sex show with the B-squad, bad mushrooms, getting shot at by fireworks, a narcoleptic Capetown tour guide and more! Joe is shocked and dismayed as Mark weaves a tangled, tangled web. It's an all-time Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org http://OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.
Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy week for queefsters! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org http://OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.
Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Use code STORIES at https://mizzenandman.com - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1- 800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org http://OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.
It's the first ep of 2023, and we've still got that holiday spirit folks! Mark heads to Toronto with a ton of drugs at the border. He's incorrigible!! Joe has an amazing weekend in Madison with Matt Wayne, the king of kings! Mark goes to see The Bills in freezing temperatures, barely makes it out alive, and purposely gets Matt Wayne a present! We got Wayne on the brain here everybody!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays http://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays
Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode. Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon //patreon.com/tuesdays. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, live Tuesdays with Stories, Hot Gay Sets, Q + Anal, and even a snippet of our normal behind-the-scenes bonus Tuesdays eps. Plus, we're wrapping it up with an O.G Tuesdays from 2013. We release the O.G. Tuesdays episodes on Patreon here and there. If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week. It's $3 a month for all this right now. On 01/01/2023 we will be changing our pricing, but if you sign up before then, you'll be grandfathered in at $3 a month //patreon.com/tuesdays. Hope you guys enjoy it! Happy Holigays!
The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Go to https://Auraframes.com/TUESDAYS and get $50 off today. - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Use code STORIES at https://mizzenandmain.com - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.
Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk about ways to help his (not-so-bad) high-normal blood pressure situation. They settle on one thing: we must protect our queen. Mark goes to a festival in Houston, gets a bad seat on an airplane, and goes back to therapy. Are these things related? Find out on the newest Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.
The boys are back from Louisiana and they're waxing poetic about the wedding! We're still in New Orleans in our minds folks, and we walk you through the entire nuptials! Holy HELL what a time! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays http://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays
The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man. Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays - Use code THANKFUL25 at https://mizzenandman.com
It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky. Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and he's chomping those fingernails! Normand goes to a strip club with Ari Shaffir, and then leaves a rental car running overnight which runs out of gas. Joe heads to LA, hangs with Bobby Kelly and does a show with David Spade and Sebastian Maniscalco! The gays are coast-to-coast! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays http://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays and use code EARLYBF
Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset. Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys! Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w
The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about meeting Parker Posey. The guys talk about the women they find hottest. You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets a good haircut! The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com
The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w
Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit http://www.manscaped.com http://www.manscaped.com/ and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.
The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win behind-the-scenes! Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger! We're covering what matters, folks!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays
Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-of-water story. Mark deals with a nightmare Q+A on the road, and then heads to Howie Mandel's pod, where Mandel calls Mark's mom and puts her on the spot! Joe does Bill Burr's podcast on the West Coast, and has an all-time hang in LA. It's a banger of an ep, baby! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays http://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays
This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an outdoor event! Joe takes in some more tennis, and Mark gets scolded about what's right and wrong with a straight-up racist! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w
The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets a killer Pearl Jam ticket hook-up from Dan Soder. However, what happens when he gets tapped to announce for the US Open and it conflicts with the big night? What does Jojo do!?? Find out on a brand new bouncing baby Tuesdays! Our Stuff: patreon.com/tuesdays http://patreon.com/tuesdays youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories http://youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c
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