Wife Time with Mariya and Crystal
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* Mariya and Crystal check in for the first time during the Covid19 pandemic to discuss all the various kinds of stupidity on display during this time of crisis. *
Mariya and Crystal are back to discuss Thanksgiving, Papa John's pizza, and Mariya's adventures in the world of hoin'.
* Mariya and Crystal are joined by old friend of the show Glenna to discuss Glenna's move to Los Angeles, rapper T.I.'s obsession with his daughter's hymen, Mariya's adventures with manifesting, a dash of politics, and empowering women. An instant classic! * *
Mariya and Crystal reaffirm the existence of this podcast and connect with fans. Questions are answered about past relationships and whom they would marry, eff, and kill. Dicks are reviewed. As expected, it is horrible. Enjoy!
Mariya and Crystal kick off the rebirth of The Mariya Alexander Show as Wife Time. They re-introduce themselves to the audience and discuss what listeners can expect from the revamped program - brand engagement, self-help, sex, witchcraft, and humor - in short, WIFE TIME.
Mariya welcomes her new friend, comedian Tyjuan Lewis, on the show. Together they discuss books, human nature, cultural appropriation vs. cultural appreciation, comedy, and Tyjuan's upbringing in Missouri. A jolly good time.
Mariya and Spencer are joined in the Los Feliz Studio to discuss Thanksgiving, the current state of the world, and most importantly to help Crystal make an online dating profile.
Mariya gets together with Crystal and her roommate Melisa to discuss the current state of the world and the joys of womanhood in it. Also dicks.
Mariya and Spencer welcome Crystal back on the show to discuss the oversaturated podcasting landscape, Mariya's new therapist, and knowing how to talk to people. Mariya and Crystal recap a special experience with an extraterrestrial contactee named Matthew. And more!
* Mariya and Spencer welcome new friend, comedian Sarah Bugden, on the show to discuss Mariya's adventures with her family and Sarah's life before her recent decision to pursue comedy.
* Mariya and Spencer are joined again by Crystal to discuss their travels in France, the supposed reunion of North and South Korea, Kanye West's bromance with Trump, and much more.
Mariya and Spencer welcome new friend Crystal on the show to discuss all the idiocy unfolding in the world: cultural appropriation, the continuing rise of white supremacy, Ted Cruz's new campaign song, and much more.
Mariya and Spencer are joined by comedian Dax Jordan to discuss the Winter Olympics, Laura Ingraham's racist beef with Lebron James, Alex Jones' insane reaction to the Obama portrait, and Dax's experience with polyamory.
Mariya and Spencer are joined once again by comedian Drew Landry to discuss the current state of the world, the difference between Aziz Ansari and James Franco, Jeremy Piven's embarrassing foray into standup comedy, and much more.
Ryan is back! Alabama is about to elect a child molester. Mariya recalls her recent adventures back in DC. Special guest Karla talks about what it's like to live here while her family is stuck in Puerto Rico. Ryan is a vegan now. Debut of "Ten Years of Fire", a new song from Spencer's band The Wolf Spiders. AND MORE.
Mariya and Spencer are joined by friend of the show former pro model Madeline Hill to discuss the recent deluge of dicks and men's general propensity for creepiness. Mariya does a dramatic reading.
Mariya and Spencer are joined in the studio by comedian Dan Walsh to discuss the Mueller indictments, Donna Brazile's opportunistic brain fart, the Russian-sponsored insanity of the current political climate, and Dan's life as a former pro wrestler and US Marine.
Mariya had an online interaction with Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Alex Jones' meltdown about drag queens. What happened in Niger. Mariya's weekly reminder about why Russia is bad. A conversation with comedian Drew Landry about growing up in a racist suburb of Chicago, getting into comedy as a teenager, and touring with Carlos Mencia. And more!
America's apocalyptic natural disasters and the president's even more apocalyptic response to them. New details about Russia's interference in American politics and a recap of why Russia is terrible. Harvey Weinstein's derangement. A conversation with comedian Lisa Holly. And much more!
Mariya and Spencer are back after a 7 month post-election fatigue hiatus. Mariya explains what she's been up to and what inspired her to get back to recording and laughing again and gives a reminder that everyone is bad, regardless of political leanings. Remembering Sean Spicer and The Mooch. And more!
* Mariya and Spencer welcome comedian Brandon Scott Keller on the show to discuss Trump's 2nd week in office, protest faux pas, and Brandon's life as a comedian and former Mormon missionary. And more!
Mariya and Spencer welcome comedian Sian Mason on the show to discuss Trump's first week in office, alternative facts, Russia, and the failed threesome that prompted Sian to start doing comedy. And much more! (Sponsored by HelloFresh.com, enter promo code MARIYAA for discount.)
Mariya and Spencer welcome special guest Eden Dranger on the show to discuss the inauguration of Donald Trump, Eden's life, and much more! Mariya is excited about new sponsor Hello Fresh (visit hellofresh.com http://hellofresh.com/ and enter promo code MariyaA for a discount).
* Mariya and Spencer spend the last hours of 2016 with their friends Nick and Liz shooting the shit, drinking cider, and making sense of it all. Mariya feels guilty for having had an okay year despite it being generally thought of as terrible. Spencer recorded an album of music about being a dark mysterious bad boy. And more.
* Mariya and Spencer are back for the first recording since the election to try to make sense of everything. Ryan is gone. Mariya has a theory of why white people are so afraid of everyone. Ben Carson is back. And more!
* Melania Trump makes a brief appearance to defend herself. Mariya tells the story of Russian and FBI interference in the election. Ryan is moving to New York. Mariya reads an excerpt from her new book about Megyn Kelly. And more!
Donald Trump is getting so crazy, it's funny again. Mariya appreciates PC culture. Ryan has a moment of clarity. The gang plans for the nuclear apocalypse. A dramatic reading of a very special TV show pitch. And more!
Mariya, Ryan and Spencer are back! Ryan almost fainted during the last show recording attempt. Mariya learned a sad lesson during a friend's visit. A look at the fascinating world of gay fetishes. Mariya warns against a Trump presidency by reminding everyone about the horrors of Russia. And more!
Mariya is overwhelmed by the sheer volume of news events since the last show recording. Clowns have been plaguing a community in South Carolina. Ryan appeared on TLC's new reality show "Love At First Kiss". And much more!
Mariya's support for and promotion of Ryan's penis is yielding results. Orlando Bloom's penis makes a splash. Donald Trump's war on babies. Mariya wants to do magic. And more!
