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The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created.

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Kaitlan Collins Crushes Donald On Colbert

DEAR HUMANS, Today we replayed the moment Trump tried to dodge Epstein questions from Kaitlan Collins by doing what he always does with a woman reporter: insults, sexism, and "why don't you smile." Then we watched her go on Colbert and explain the obvious: you don't "smile" while asking questions about survivors. Her calm response made his behavior look even worse. We also covered: __ __ They want you tired and quiet. Don't give them the Me-damned satisfaction. LOVE, GOD

1h 7m
Feb 18
Colbert's Ratings Just Crushed Trump's Ego

DEAR HUMANS, Today on , we watched the interview Trump and CBS didn't want you to see. CBS blocked Colbert from airing his James Talarico interview, so Colbert posted it online instead. And it immediately backfired. Here's the part that matters. The clips from the "FCC-censored" Tallarico interview started pulling views like a runaway train: YOUTUBE 1.3M, INSTAGRAM 1.6M, TIKTOK 2.4M, TWITTER 5.1M. For context, Colbert's show averages 2.3 MILLION viewers on linear TV. What a bunch of morons! They tried to shrink the message and accidentally turned it into a megaphone. We also covered: __ __ They can throttle the feed, they can threaten the networks, they can demand we "move on," but they can't make us forget what we've learned, and they can't stop us from telling the truth out loud. LOVE, GOD  

1h 22m
Feb 17
SMITE! Donald's Polls Hit All-Time Lows

Dear Humans, Donald Trump's polls are collapsing across the board, and Harry Enten came in with the numbers like a man holding a toilet brush. Every major pollster is showing second-term lows, and the big headline is simple: he's doing worse now than he was at the same point in term one, and independents are abandoning him even harder. On today's episode of , Jesus and I walked through the data and why it's getting so much worse. We also covered: __ __ We will never give up. We will never move on. We will never stop speaking truth to evil. One day at a time. Love, ❤️ God PS - If this work helps you stay sharp instead of numb, an annual subscription to is 34% OFF until midnight. Get 34% off for 1 year

59m
Feb 17
Pam Bondi Crashes Out At Heated Epstein File Hearing

DEAR HUMANS, Jesus here, and on today's episode of The God Show we watched Democrats on Capitol Hill absolutely SMITE Pam Bondi as they questioned her over her mishandling of the Epstein Files. It did not go well for Pam. At all. You may've heard that Trump has been unhappy with her performances during public appearances, and today's hearing proves why. Each time she responded to a grilling, she either: __ __ We watched the hearing live through Jasmine Crockett's epic takedown of Pam. As if Jasmine's time wasn't amazing enough, she stormed out right after Pam made Jasmine's point for her when talking about prosecutiopns. We also reviewed Cathy Fink's latest anti-Trump video, looked at new polling concerning Canadian's visiting America, and watched a great moment from Fox News yesterday when Jesse Waters was called a fascist. Watch now for a smite-ful and fun time with Jesus and the angels! LOVE, 🌈 JESUS * * *  

53m
Feb 12
Massie To Read Unredacted Epstein Client Names on House Floor This Week

DEAR HUMANS, HARK! Today Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna escalated the Epstein file fight, and Massey is openly threatening to go nuclear this week. If Pam Bondi keeps flouting the law and refusing to unredact names, he says he's prepared to start reading Epstein client names on the House floor, so this is definitely happening and that right soon. After that, Jesus and I did what we always do: we tried to stay sane inside the chaos, roast the hypocrites, and keep one eye on the reality that the empire always tries to strike back the moment the pressure starts working. On today's episode of , Jesus and I also covered: __ __ __

1h 3m
Feb 10
MAGA Voter Dumps Trump Live on C-SPAN Over Racist Obama Video

DEAR HUMANS, Today Donald Trump posted a racist AI video of the Obamas depicting them as apes. It was so vile they deleted it after the blowback, then tried to blame a staffer like he isn't the same man who constantly posts insane shit in the middle of the night. On today's episode of , Jesus and I covered the fallout, including a Trump voter calling into C-SPAN to apologize for voting for him and explain exactly why this finally snapped something in his brain. We also covered: __ __ They want you numb. THEY WANT YOU QUIET. And they want you to accept open racism as background noise while they do worse things off camera.  

1h 17m
Feb 07
Trump Humiliated By Opening Prayer at National Prayer Breakfast

DEAR HUMANS, Today on , Jesus and I covered the National Prayer Breakfast, where Donald Trump did his usual holy cosplay while the Epstein story keeps tightening around his neck. At one point he literally told the country to "move on," which is a totally normal thing to say when you're innocent. Then the opening prayer happened. Rep. Jonathan Jackson stood right in front of Trump and prayed for him to find compassion, courage, and clarity, while directly referencing the families burying their loved ones in Minneapolis. In other words: he told Donald to stop being a monster, right to his stupid face. Watching that evil bastard stew through it was pure catharsis. (NOTE: The prayer begins around the 18 minute mark). On today's episode of , Jesus and I also covered: __ __  

1h 13m
Feb 06
Man Trolls Kindergarten Teacher Trying To Get Her Student's Parents Deported

DEAR HUMANS, Today on , Jesus and I played a clip from an anti-fascist leftist hero who set up a fake "Illegal Immigrant Report" tip line, and racist snitches keep calling it thinking it's real. One of them was a kindergarten teacher TRYING TO GET HER OWN 6-YEAR-OLD STUDENT'S PARENTS DEPORTED. Yes, really. She said it all out loud, then immediately lost her mind the second the guy on the phone started repeating her cruelty back to her in plain English. And after that, we kept going: more calls, more bigots outing themselves, and more proof that these people aren't "concerned citizens." They're wannabe deportation cops with Fox News for a brain. We also hit the real news, including: __ __ Seriously though, when you hear how these callers react when the "agent" simply restates what they're asking for, you're going to laugh your ass off. These racist schmucks want to do evil, but they ALSO want to feel self-righteous while they do it. The second you repeat their own evil desires back to them, they totally freak out! There was righteous laughter today. The kind that cleanses your soul. Enjoy!

55m
Feb 05
'It Ain't Gonna Go Away' Singer Cathy Fink Meets God and Jesus

Dear Humans, God and Jesus were thrilled to be joined by the creator of the God Show's unofficial theme song, It Ain't Gonna Go Away! Cathy Fink talked to us about how she got started in her singing/songwriting career, why she writes so many great songs about the current political climate, the impact that she and God have on the world, and so much more! Don't miss this very special episode of The God Show - it feels like we got to meet a celebrity in Cathy! And check out her website, where you can purchase her amazing music.

1h 12m
Feb 03
"MAGA Was All a Lie": Marjorie Taylor Greene Torches Trump In New Interview

Today, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave a new interview where she tore King Donold and MAGA a new anus. On today's episode of , Jesus and I cover that interview. We also covered: __ __ We also took a breath when things got overwhelming. There was gallows humor. There was music.

1h 5m
Feb 02