Evil Thoughts

Joe Crummey

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Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.

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April Fools

At this morning's annual White House Easter Egg Roll, President Biden called the guy in the suit- the Oyster Bunny. Watch my fab music vid about jackals like Biden here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Apr 01
Status Quo

Presidents Biden, Obama & Clinton appeared last night at Radio City Music Hall. They raised a lot of dough, were brought on stage with a recording of Bruce's after which they were introduced by a fawning Stephen Colbert. Watch my fab music vid about these jackals here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 29
Fall Guy

It's the day of reckoning for Crypto-bro, Sam Bankman Fried, who was sentenced to 25 years for spending customer funds on risky investments, Bahamas real estate, and political donations to the Democratic Party. Watch my fab music vid about jackals like SBF here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 28
Party Time

NBC has fired former GOP Chair Ronna MacDaniel, their lefty hosts claiming this isn't political. Lawyers salivate. Watch my fab music vid about these corrupt jackals here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 27
You Are Here

A container ship hits & collapses the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, which some might use as a metaphor for the current state of things in the USA. Enjoy my fab music vid about those jackals at the helm here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 26
FU Money

A NY Appeals Court has cut Trump's $454 million dollar bond down to 175 million and given him 10 more days to secure funding to appeal the judgment in his civil fraud trial. Watch my music vid about jackals like Letitia James here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

18m
Mar 25
It's Insane

Candace Owens goes on the Breakfast Club and explains the Omnibus Spending Bill passed by the House this morning. Candace is def READY FOR RAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 22
Double Whammy

After a contentious interview with Elon Musk, Don Lemon & "journalist" Kara Swisher admit he has a different world view, but can't resist flagellating each other over whether which is greater- his homophobia or his racism!  Watch my fab music vid about these jackals here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 21
Liars

Hunter Biden's ex-business partner, Tony Bobulinski calls out Jamie Raskin & Dan Goldman on Capitol Hill this morning. Hilarity ensues. Watch my fab music vid about jackals like Jamie & Dan here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

18m
Mar 20
Hello Hitler

Yesterday it was MSNBC's Morning Joe who cursed on the air, today it's Donny Deutsch who drops the H-Bomb. It's all in a day's work because they're obsessed with EVIL Trump! Watch my fab music vid about jackals like Donny here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

18m
Mar 19
BloodBath

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough isn't the only one. Trump's weekend rally in Ohio has triggered the entire Lefty/Media Complex! They want you to think he's threatening you with death if he isn't elected. Hilarity ensues. Watch my fab vid about these jackals here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 18
Love Stinks

Fulton County D.A. Fani Willis is deeply compromised & politically motivated, but a judge has ruled she can stay on Trump's case as long as she fires her boyfriend. Case should be thrown out.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 15
Love Stinks

Fulton County D.A. Fani Willis is deeply compromised & politically motivated, but a judge has ruled she can stay on Trump's case as long as she fires her boyfriend. Case should be thrown out.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

1s
Mar 15
Love Stinks

Fulton County D.A. Fani Willis is deeply compromised & politically motivated, but a judge has ruled she can stay on Trump's case as long as she fires her boyfriend. Case should be thrown out.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

1s
Mar 15
Fired Up

SpaceX's Starship reaches orbital velocity, while Don Lemon's partnership with Elon Musk blows up on the Twitter X launchpad after a disastrous first interview with its owner. Watch my fab music vid about jackals like Don here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 14
House Fire

The US House has passed a TikTok block citing National Security concerns. Ilhan Omar sees no threats especially since the Chinese like to use the platform to demonize the Israelis in Gaza, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 13
Cloak & Swagger

The D.C. decepticons are at it again today, the occasion being  testimony by Special Counsel Robert Hur who oversaw the Biden classified docs investigation. As a side note we now welcome Hungary's Viktor Orban to the pantheon of Super Villains!  

18m
Mar 12
Last Laugh

While hosting last night's Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel responded to Trump's criticism by making fun of what he said, but he conveniently left out the most damning part. Watch my fab vid READY FOR RAIN here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 11
Big Club

The President gave the annual State of the Union speech last night. The Oscars are Sunday. It's all planed out for your dining & dancing pleasure.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 08
The Joker

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough doesn't mind jumping the shark when it comes to the 2024 campaign.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 07
Bombs Away!

After losing every Super Tuesday state except VT, Nikki Haley suspends her campaign, meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago, Marjorie Taylor Greene tells a BBC reporter to eff off.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 06
Hard Pass

Jake from CNN tells Nikki Haley Trump which is kind of a freudian slip since Lefties are so jazzed about removing their orange obsession from the ballot. Watch my fab music vid about jackals like Jake here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 05
Final Approach

With a unanimous vote SCOTUS rules states like Colorado can't kick Trump off their ballots. Foam the runway, another Lefty firewall has been breached! Watch my fab music vid READY FOR RAIN here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 04
Border Lines

Trump and Biden visited Texas yesterday and they delivered very different messages.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Mar 01
Power Trip

SCOTUS agreed to hear Trump's appeal and Harvard Lefties like Elie Mystal immediately trash the court because they don't like the decision. Ironically Elie called the Constitution & the Founding Fathers trash and yet they saw control freaks like him coming a mile away.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Feb 29
Panic Attack

Dan Goldman is the President's designated liar as Hunter Biden testifies in front of 2 House committees today. Goldman: Watch my fab music vid about jackals like Goldman here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Feb 28
Friendly Fire

Last night while appearing on late night TV, President Biden was given the opportunity to Hilarity ensued. Watch my fab music vid about these jackals here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA      

18m
Feb 27
Crunch Time

His troops are running out of ammo and Ukrainian President  Zelensky tells MSNBC losing to Vlad would suck.  

18m
Feb 26
Bad Call

Turns out the cause of AT&T's cell phone outage yesterday was not a cyber attack, the beginning of WW3, the result of a huge solar flare, or even Climate Change.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Feb 23
Dishonor Roll

Biden's in L.A. for a fundraiser, and Mayor Karen Bass poses for a pic while cruising in the President's limo.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

18m
Feb 22