Monday Morning Podcast

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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

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1179 episodes

Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-24

Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. * INDOCHINO: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com http://www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more TRUE CLASSIC:  Upgrade your closet, shop now at www.trueclassic.com/BURR http://www.trueclassic.com/BURR and save up to 25% off your first order

1h 10m
Mar 25
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-24

Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. * (00:00) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON PODCAST (44:42) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON THROWBACK 3-21-16 THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero * LIQUID DEATH: Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR http://www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 

1h 51m
Mar 21
Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-24

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. * STICKER GIANT:  Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR http://www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout to get 25% off your first order. POLICY GENIUS:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

57m
Mar 18
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-24

Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie is available to rent or buy on all platforms. * (00:00) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON PODCAST (40:24) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON THROWBACK THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Madonna - I'll Remember * ZIP RECRUITER:  Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try if for free  

1h 55m
Mar 14
Monday Morning Podcast 3-11-24

Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. * SIMPLISAFE:  Listeners get a special 20% off any new  SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  HELIXSLEEP:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners.  Go to www.HelixSleep.com http://www.HelixSleep.com and use code HELIXPARTNER20

1h 0m
Mar 11
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-24

Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. * (00:00) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON PODCAST  (31:36) - THURSDAY THROWBACK THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors  * TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR http://www.billburr.com/TOUR

1h 34m
Mar 07
Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-24

Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. * STICKER GIANT:  Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at  www.StickerGiant.com/BURR http://www.StickerGiant.com/BURR  STAMPS.COM:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com http://www.stamp.com click on the microphone and type in BURR

58m
Mar 04
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-29-24

Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. * TOUR DATES:  www.billburr.com/TOUR http://www.billburr.com/TOUR  

1h 3m
Feb 29
Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-24

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. * NEW DATES ADDED!  www.BillBurr.com/TOUR http://www.BillBurr.com/TOUR  

1h 1m
Feb 26
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-24

Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17) * LIQUID DEATH:  Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR http://www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. 

1h 49m
Feb 22
Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-24

Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. * INDOCHINO:  Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more at www.indochino.com http://www.indochino.com  HIMS:  Start you free online visit today at www.Him.com/BURR http://www.Him.com/BURR 

1h 5m
Feb 19
TAMMP 2-16-24

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks. *  

1h 48m
Feb 16
Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-24

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. * HELIX: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners!  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 SIMPLISAFE:  Order now to get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system with Fast Protect Monitoring.  www.simplisafe.com/BURR http://www.simplisafe.com/BURR 

1h 3m
Feb 12
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-8-24

Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback (01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul Virzi

2h 16m
Feb 09
Monday Morning Podcast 2-5-24

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market. * ZIPRECRUITER:  Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR STAMPS.COM:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale.  www.stamps.com http://www.stamps.com 

58m
Feb 05
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-24

Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

1h 56m
Feb 01
Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-24

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law. * ZIP RECRUITER:  Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 

57m
Jan 29
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-24

Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages. * 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback  01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

2h 33m
Jan 25
Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-24

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts. * HIMS:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR http://www.Hims.com/BURR  INDOCHINO:  Go to www.Indochino.com http://www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.

1h 6m
Jan 22
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-24

Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians. * 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks * ZIP RECRUITER:  Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 

2h 5m
Jan 19
Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-24

Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us. * POLICY GENIUS:  Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  SIMPLISAFE:   Listeners can save 20% on your new system with a Fast Protect Plan by visiting www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

1h 0m
Jan 16
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-24

Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs. * THE 11TH ANNUAL PATRICE O'NEAL COMEDY BENEFIT Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St.  TICKETS CAN BE PURCHASED ONLINE AT NYCITYCENTER.ORG/PATRICE2024 http://nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024 * 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:55 - Thursday Throwback  - 01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & Picks

2h 19m
Jan 11
Monday Morning Podcast 1-8-24

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout. New Dates Added:  www.billburr.com/TOUR http://www.billburr.com/TOUR * HELIX:  Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows.  Go to HelixSleep.com/BURR http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 STAMPS.COM:  Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.  www.stamp.com http://www.stamp.com - BURR

1h 1m
Jan 08
Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 1-4-24

Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports. * (00:00)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14 (01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul Virzi

2h 23m
Jan 04
Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-24

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

59m
Jan 02
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-23

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast  (33:35) - Thursday Throwback (01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

2h 16m
Dec 29, 2023
Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-23

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole. * www.billburr.com/TOUR

1h 1m
Dec 27, 2023
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-23

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:08) -  Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 (01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks

2h 9m
Dec 21, 2023
Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-23

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy. * ZIP RECRUITER: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free. INDOCHINO:  Refresh your wardrobe with the best prices of the year during Indochino’s Black Friday event.  Secure your appointment now with sales starting in-store and online November 6th, at indochino.com http://indochino.com/.

1h 6m
Dec 18, 2023