The Rig Biz Podcast

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WINNER - Best Sports Comedy Podcast 2023 @ 'Sports Podcast Awards'.

Relax, tune-in and enjoy the only podcast in the world where celebrities properly unwind and cut loose. Come listen to some of the biggest names in sport, media & film discuss their lives with; The CEO of Clapham aka Mr Archie Curzon and Host Freddy Clode. Be prepared for a tornado of laughs and the great unexpected as Archie dishes out life advice to all those looking for success in the city, in the gym and in the sheets.

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186 episodes

S9 Ep176: EXCLUSIVE - Nickelback - Becoming The 'Most Hated Band In The World', Getting Bottled Off Stage In Portugal & Naked Jiu-Jitsu!

* We're honoured to be joined in person by Billboards “most successful rock band of the decade” - Nickelback all the way over from Canada via Los Angeles. The band have written some of the greatest rock songs in history including 'Rockstar' & 'How You Remind Me' and have sold over 50 million records worldwide. However, their vast success in the mid-2000's led to them being 'cancelled' and hated by millions around the world and memes abusing the band and their music became the most shared on the internet.  Today we uncover; the stories of how they became the most hated band in the world, what it was like being cancelled and abused, what it was like being attacked by bottles and rocks on stage in Portugal, their new film 'Hate To Love' which tells the story of their rise to fame and the bitter aftermath, misguided DFS adverts, naked Jiu-Jitsu, their favourite Nickelback memes, various conspiracies about other bands who wanted them to fail, a promise to come to Clapham and gig and much much more madness..... -------------- Please check out Freddy's new food podcast 'The Go-To Food Pod' where each week he's joined by a celebrity from the world of food as they discuss the guests careers highs and lows whilst also unpicking their go-to food food and drink preferences, locations and all in between.  LISTEN HERE - https://link.chtbl.com/Vg8g3qpb

48m
Mar 28
S9 Ep175: Ben Youngs - Eddie Jones's Craziest Stories - Leicester's Brutal Initiations & The Best Fly Half He Ever Played With!

* We're truly honoured to be joined by England's most capped player of all time and one of the greatest scrum-halfs in the history of the game Ben Youngs, to discuss his incredible career on and off the pitch. Now that Youngsy is retired from England he's an open book as he shares with us the loosest and most hilarious stories from his career; from Eddie Jones prancing around with a Samurai sword, to Jim Hamilton getting abused at Leicester, to Henry Tuilagi knocking out his teammates after winning the Prem final we hear it all. Including; naked bus journeys, the best fly half he ever played alongside, the greatest team he ever came up against, secret world cup parties in Paris and much more.....

51m
Mar 21
S9 Ep174: Steff Armitage - England Players Banned My Return To The Team - Why I F***ing Hate Martin Johnson & Forcing My Billionaire Owners Wife To Party All Night Long!

* We're honoured to be joined by Ex European Player of The Year, Ex England International and triple European champion Steff Armitage to hear about his incredible career, which saw him win more personal and team honours than anyone else in the country but only manage 5 England caps.  Steff reveals all the secrets as he tells us that; England teammates voted to not let him back in the team for the 2015 World Cup, reveals why he fucking hates Martin Johnson, enlightens us to how laid back training was at Toulon, discloses a story about forcing his Billionaire owner Mourad Boudjellal's wife to buy him and his teammates limited edition vodka after 48 hours on the piss, reveals what it was like growing up in poverty in the Caribbean and much much more.... Plus we're joined by special appearances from both Stephen Ferris and Nick Abendanon to discuss the epic England and Italy victories from the weekend.  ----------

37m
Mar 14
S9 Ep173: Lawrence Dallaglio - England Haven't Got A Coaching Decision Right Since 2003 - Why Josh Lewsey Knocked Danny Cipriani Out & Being Sought Out By Monks At School!

* We're honoured for our 170th Episode to be joined by one of the greatest names in the history books of rugby in Lorenzo Bruno Nero Dallaglio, World Cup winner, 7s World Cup winner, World Rugby hall of famer, multi-grandslam winner & British & Irish Lion. Lawrence is in wonderful form as he opens up about his incredible life both on and off the field, from recording backing vocals for Tina Turner to being approached by monks at Ampleforth to captaining Wasps to their greatest ever period to losing the England captaincy over allegations of him being a drug dealer to winning the World Cup in 2003 and partying the nights away in Chinawhites it's all in there. This is a jam packed interview full of incredible stories from off the field, but also Lawrence opens up and shares his frustrations about this current England team, their chances against Ireland this weekend and the RFU and their continued failure and disappointment. --------------- Next week we're in Edinburgh on the 13th March with Big Jim Hamilton and we'd love you to all be there! Get your tickets here - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rig-biz-live-with-jim-hamilton-edinburgh-tickets-838529623677 Get Involved with The Dallaglio Cycle Slam Here - https://www.dallagliorugbyworks.com/dallaglio-cycle-slam Falcons Stash - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA84CvBhCaARIsAMkAvkJGUqumy2znV1QsH4FvNBPW_qIRsrIHBXyEjJs5WY7UOQm2LO92I0MaAtMhEALw_wcB

54m
Mar 07
S9 Ep172: Josh Matavesi - Getting Eaten Alive By Fijian Bed Bugs, The Magic Dummy & The Craziest Initiation Of All Time!

* Today we're joined by a Fijian legend in Josh Matavesi to take us through his incredible career, which saw him represent top teams in; England, Wales and France and of course playing nearly 50 times for Fiji. Josh is still playing semi-pro rugby in Cornwall and we open up by hearing about the craziest initiations we've ever heard in nearly 170 Episodes of this podcast, we then hear about sleeping on the floor in Fiji, getting eating alive by giant bed bugs, the practice of getting high on kava after a match, why his brother chose to play for Fiji at the world cup only a day after their dad has passed, cheese and port fuelled trips at newcastle under Dean Ryan, the trick to a flawless dummy on the pitch and much more..... Plus, Archie analyses Englands upsetting loss to Scotland but reveals why he's never been more confident ahead of the Ireland game and we finish off with another epic Club House Story. --------- We've got one more date in Edinburgh on the 13th March with Big Jim Hamilton and we'd love you to all be there! Get your tickets here - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rig-biz-live-with-jim-hamilton-edinburgh-tickets-838529623677 Falcons Stash - https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA84CvBhCaARIsAMkAvkJGUqumy2znV1QsH4FvNBPW_qIRsrIHBXyEjJs5WY7UOQm2LO92I0MaAtMhEALw_wcB

42m
Feb 29
S9 Ep171: Chris Morris - Strip Clubs At The World Cup - Delhi Belly In The IPL Final & Abusing David Warner!

* We're honoured today to be joined by one of the most expensive players in IPL history, the wonderful Chris Morris, who made over $6 Million at the IPL and also represented South Africa in all 3 formats nearly 100 times. Now he's retired, he's in the mood to have fun and shares with us some of the greatest never told before stories from; Sandpapergate, abusing David Warner, chirping with Virat Kholi, suffering from the almost deadly 'shits' during the IPL final, going to strip clubs with his teamates the day before the World Cup in India, playing hockey growing up, the best sledges he's ever heard, witnessing Stuart Broad verbally abuse Aleem Daar and much much more.... -------------- Thankyou so much for coming on our tour, we've got one more date in Edinburgh on the 13th March with Big Jim Hamilton and we'd love you to all be there! Get your tickets here - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rig-biz-live-with-jim-hamilton-edinburgh-tickets-838529623677

44m
Feb 22
S9 Ep170: Charlotte Caslick - Risqué 'Facetime Fridays' - The Art of 'Thirst Traps' & Running Into Trouble With The Police!

* We're delighted today to be joined by the greatest women's rugby player of all time in Charlotte Caslick, but more impressive than her on field antics are her crazy stories from off it! Charlotte has managed to amass a huge social following from her incredible personality and her love of life, which often leads her to get into the police, authorities and opposition teams! From getting put into isolation in Tokyo, to almost arrested in Darwin, to partying the night away in Rio (condom machines included) we hear all of her crazy stories from an incredible career so far travelling the world.  ------------------- We're on tour  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289 Leeds - 15th Feb - Ryan Sidebottom Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman Edinburgh - 13th March - Pear Tree 

46m
Feb 15
S9 Ep169: Stuart McCloskey - Irelands 'Secret' World Cup Party In Paris- O'Mahony's Bum Funnels & Wrestling Bundee Aki!

* Today we're delighted to be joined by Irish centre Stuart McCloskey, fresh from his teams epic victory in the south of France. We discuss his countries epic secret 2 day party in Paris after the world cup, how he fell in love with Archie, find out what captain Peter O'Mahony's like on the bum funnels, why Stephen Ferris' is a bit creepy in his 'old age', why you should never try and take on Bundee Aki in a fight, find out what Belfast is like for a night out, why Jacob Stockdale is the most boring roommate in history and also why Ex-Irish Head Coach Joe Schmidt never trusted Stuart plus much more..... --------- Next week we're touring around the UK for our live Rig Biz shows, please round up your mates and come along, for one of the messiest and weirdest nights you could ever imagine! Get Your Tickets Here -  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289   London - 14th Feb - Jason Fox Leeds - 15th Feb - Ryan Sidebottom Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman

44m
Feb 08
S9 Ep168: Will Greenwood - Debagging Alistair Campbell, Insulting The Queen & The Terrifying Day He Nearly Died!

* We're back for the Six Nations and who better to start the series off with than the legendary, World Cup winner; Will Greenwood. Will is on incredible form as he shares with us some hilarious stories from; the day Alistair Campbell got de-bagged in front of the world's media in NZ, when one of his teammates nearly committed treason by insulting the Queen at Buckingham palace, the terrifying story behind the day he nearly died playing for the Lions vs South Africa (resulting in 4 days unconscious in intensive care), what Johnny Wilkinson was really like on a night out (you may be surprised), how he was the 'original' CEO of Clapham and his journey to professionalism, his new found love for drinking beer out of an Octabong and so much more..... Plus, we have a full preview on the upcoming Six Nations. -------------------- We're going on our UK tour this month - please come along and see us live in; London - 14th Feb - Jason Fox Leeds - 15th Feb - Ryan Sidebottom Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman Get Your Tickets Here -  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289

45m
Feb 01
S9 Ep167: IMPORTANT - A Very Special Announcement - Please Listen!

* We're going on our UK tour next month - please come along and see us live in; London - 14th Feb - Jason Fox Leeds - 15th Feb - TBA Oxford - 20th Feb - Tom Varndell Bristol - 21st Feb - Dave Flatman Get Your Tickets Here -  https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289

9m
Jan 18
S9 Ep166: Ollie Lawrence - Hilarious Boxing Day Special With England Superstar!

* We've managed to wrestle England superstar Ollie Lawrence away from his family on Boxing Day to come and entertain the masses on the award winning Rig Biz Pod! He reveals to us how our podcast powered the boys to victory in France, why he wants to play 13 for England, how Alfie Barbeary embarrassed himself at the Christmas party, what it's like partying with Finn Russell and much more..... ------------- Buy Tickets for our Rig Biz UK Tour Now - https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289 14th – London – Sports Bar & Grill Old Street 15th – Leeds – Walkabout Leeds 20th – Oxford – City Arms Oxford 21st – Bristol – Walkabout (Felson’s) Bristol

31m
Dec 26, 2023
S9 Ep165: Elliott Stooke - Misbehaving With Marland Yarde - Knocked Out By Cooper Vuna & Abused By Eddie Jones!

* For our last episode of the year we're delighted to be joined by a legend on the game in Elliott Stooke, a man who's graced; Bath, Wasps, Bristol, Gloucester, Montpellier and England. He takes us through some ridiculous and hilarious stories including; Alfie Barbeary beating up the Bath Head Coach whilst drunk at the Christmas Party, drunken nights out with Marland Yarde and Cipriani for the Barbarians, the crazy true story behind how Wasps went bust and how the players found out, starting at a naked Finn Russell, getting abused by Eddie Jones at England camp, why things fell apart so dramatically at Montpellier this year, why everyone hates Richard Cockerill, lingerie shopping for the Mrs, the crazy story behind when he got knocked out on a night out by Cooper Vuna and much more.... ----------- Buy Tickets for our Rig Biz UK Tour Now - https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rig-biz-uk-tour-february-2930289 Rig Biz Feb Tour 14th – London – Sports Bar & Grill Old Street 15th – Leeds – Walkabout Leeds 20th – Oxford – City Arms Oxford 21st – Bristol – Walkabout (Felson’s) Bristol

44m
Dec 21, 2023
S9 Ep164: Dan Leavy - Lost Money Clips, Purple Nips & Vegas With Cips

* We're delighted that Ex-Irish Grand Slam champion and Leinster legend Dan Leavy has taken some time away from his busy 'Silly Season' schedule to join us on the podcast today. Dan was forced to retire at the age of 27 after suffering a horrific knee injury and nowadays runs a very successful Whiskey company. Today he opens up about the crazy highs and lows of his career, from partying in Bilbao after winning the champions cup & getting loose in Dublin all night after winning the Six Nations grand slam to the demons and pain he battled for 3 years after suffering his injury. Plus we hear some hilarious tales about; Archie's lost money clip in The Ned, some embarrassing Christmas party stories, why you should (or should not) target the 'lips and nips' and some other ridiculous tales from Silly Season. ----------------------- LIMITED EDITION - LASH BEAR T - SHIRTS FOR SALE THIS CHRISTMAS - THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/products/lash-bear GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz http://drinkag1.com/rigbiz

46m
Dec 14, 2023
S9 Ep163: Mel Deane -Trainer To The Stars On; Nick Frost's Danger Wank & Jamie Dornan's Broken Nose at Infernos!

* We're delighted to be joined by an Ex Harlequins & Sale legend in Mel Deane, who is nowadays better known as a trainer to the stars in the likes of; Rio Ferdinand, Niall Horan, Jamie Dornan, Tom Hardy, Nick Frost and more... In this episode he reveals all of his greatest stories from ten years playing alongside some of the biggest names in rugby from Jason Robinson to Jason Leonard to Brian O'Driscoll and also treats us to some hilarious tales that his clients have shared with him over the years. So sit back, relax and enjoy another wonderfuly ridiculous ride. -------- LIMITED EDITION - LASH BEAR T - SHIRTS FOR SALE THIS CHRISTMAS - THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT https://www.stashcompany.co.uk/products/lash-bear GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz http://drinkag1.com/rigbiz

50m
Dec 07, 2023
S9 Ep162: Laura Smyth - Sugar Daddies, Aggressive Hecklers & Archie’s Hatred For East London!

* What a joy it is today to be joined by officially the funniest female comedian in the country in the wonderful, joyous and hilarious Laura Smyth. She takes us through her incredible life story which has taken her from being an English teacher at an inner city girls school to becoming the hottest prospect in comedy. From the classroom to a sold out arena tour via several award winning tv shows and a global tour with Jack Whitehall it's all happening for Laura currently and she shares her most hilarious stories with us today including; the weird sugar daddy messages she gets from her fans, the most agressive hecklers she's had to face and why Jack Whitehall despises East London. Plus we have another instalment of club house stories involving - cocaine, shit and dwarfs. ------------ ------------------ CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz http://drinkag1.com/rigbiz GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0

54m
Nov 30, 2023
S9 Ep161: Jamie Bamber - Charming Tom Hanks - Getting Bollocked By Wahlberg & Sexually Harassed By A Brazilian Fan!

* We're honoured to be joined by multi-award winning TV and Film star Jamie Bamber to hear about his incredible career on the big screen - from Band of Brothers to Battlestar Gallactica he's done it all. He also happens to be a resident of Stockwell so we hear about his thoughts on; Clapham, Chariots Spa in Vauxhall, Kiss Chase, getting weird sexual messages from a Brazilian fan, how he deals with his 'fan-club' 'The Bamber Bunnies', Damian Lewis's album, working with Tom Hanks and Spielberg, getting into a ruccus with Walhlberg and falling in love with Michael Fassbender plus much more.... Plus for the first time in months we're back with 'Club House Stories' and yes its hilarious and yes it involves - Welsh men, poo and a night out in Cardiff! ------------------ CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz http://drinkag1.com/rigbiz GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz

49m
Nov 23, 2023
S9 Ep160: Schalk Brits - Drugging His 2019 SA Teammates - Why Giteau Pissed In A Bin In Chinawhite's & Boarding School Blow Jobs

* Today we're joined by one of our greatest ever guests in 2019 Springbok World Champion and Saracens legend Schalk Brits, whereby he reveals his greatest stories from 20 years as a professional. From brutal initiations at school, to getting barred from one of London's most famous nightclubs due to Matt Giteau's antics, to a 4 day orgy in Barcelona with the Sarries boys, to drugging his 2019 teammates on the plane and even finding out about the joys of 'Boarding School Blow Jobs' - this episode has it all. So sit back, relax and enjoy the most outrageous podcast on the market. ------- CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND WITH ATHLETIC GREENS - GET A FREE 1 YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND 5 FREE AG TRAVEL PACKS BY CLICKING HERE - drinkAG1.com/rigbiz http://drinkAG1.com/rigbiz GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz

51m
Nov 16, 2023
S9 Ep159: Hugo Chegwin aka DJ Beats - Getting Chucked Out Of A Sex Show In Bangkok - Shooting Post Malone's Weapons & Will 'People Just Do Nothing' Return?

* We're honoured to be joined by multi BAFTA & Novello award winning actor, writer, musician, MC, DJ Hugo Chegwin aka DJ Beats from the incredible show 'People Just Do Nothing'.  He's on wonderful form as he regales us with stories of; how the lads were all bought together via their mutual love of smoking weed, how the show went from being mini youtube clips to becoming the most watched comedy series on TV, a disastrous night when Steve's got them chucked out of a 'ping-pong' sex show in Bangkok, the weird messages he gets from fans in his DM's, hanging out with Post Malone at his house in America and being allowed to fire off his weapons, writing award winning music for the likes of Sam Smith and Emelie Sande, the craziness of shooting their feature film in Japan and the hurdles they had to over come and much more...  ------ GET 8 FREE BEERS & SNACKS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK HERE - https://www.beer52.com/rigbiz

51m
Nov 09, 2023
S9 Ep158: Joe Van Niekerk - Dating Lingerie Models - A Crazy 3 Day Ayahuasca Trip & The Dirtiest Initiation Ever

* We're honoured to be joined by a Springbok legend in Joe Van Niekerk to celebrate South Africa's incredible World Cup victory, but more importantly to hear his incredible life story, which took him from being SA Player of The Year, to winning 4 European Titles and being inducted into Toulon's Hall of Fame, to retiring and setting up his own psychedelic/hallucinogenic retreat in Costa Rica and much more. From the dirtiest initiation we've ever heard about on this show to dating the most famous lingerie model in South Africa this episode has it all! ------------------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0

44m
Nov 02, 2023
S9 Ep157: Justin Marshall - All Blacks Legend Previews World Cup Final & Reveals Some Incredibly Loose Stories From His Career (Including Having His Penis Measured By Mehrts)!

* As the World Cup boils up to it's natural crescendo, we're delighted to be joined by All Blacks legend and Ex-Captain Justin Marshall to preview the World Cup final and immerse ourselves in his incredibly loose and entertaining tales. From messy nights out with Gavin Henson in Cardiff to medieval initiation ceremonies in Canterbury to Andrew Mehrten measuring the lads penis's to some special private moments with rugby icon Jonah Lomu - Justin reveals it all.  Also Archie educates him on; Linkedin, Dating, Infernos, Selfies, The Art of the deal and much more.... -----------------

48m
Oct 26, 2023
S9 Ep156: Archie's CRAZY One Night Stand - Partying With Haskell & A Kidnapped Fijian

* For the first time in our history we join you live (poolside) from a lovely 5 star hotel that we were meant to be meeting our guest Niko Matawlau in, sadly; he's been kidnapped, Archie's fallen in love with a wrongun, Haskell can't stop partying, England are somehow into the semi-finals, Ryan Wilson's stopped breathing next to us and the worlds falling apart.....so strap in for an incredibly entertaining episode of the award winning - Rig Biz Pod! --------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0

27m
Oct 19, 2023
S9 Ep155: Andrew Mehrtens - Camel Toes, Poker With Clint Eastwood & Why Jonah Lomu Was The Smelliest Room Mate In Rugby!

* Today we're joined by a an absolute legend both on and off the pitch, a man who is the second highest scorer for the All Blacks in rugby history and has some of the most hilarious stories we've ever heard. From rooming with 'insomniac' Jonah Lomu with his weird eating and viewing habits, to abusing South African fans in the stadium, to shitting himself in a board meeting in Sydney and giving Nelson Mandella his greatest piece of policy - Andrew Mehrtens has seen it all. Strap in for an incredible ride.  --------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0

42m
Oct 12, 2023
S9 Ep154: Martin 'Chariots' Offiah - Rugby Leagues Highest Ever Scorer Discusses; Boarding School, Scraps With Shaun Edwards & Andy Farrell's 'Sauna' Sessions!

* We're truly honoured to be joined by a man so respected that he has his own statue outside Wembley Stadium, the one, the only - Martin Offiah. Martin is the highest scoring rugby league player of all time with an incredible 501 tries to his name, but he started out playing union for England 7s and finished his career playing under Warren Gatland for Wasps. He treats us to 30 minutes of the greatest stories from both on and off the field, from Shaun Edwards in his y-fronts to Andy Farrell in the sauna to battling racism from his own fans - this interview has it all! --------- WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL THIS Q4? WELL START LOOKING THE PART - GET 15% OFF THE STUNNING NEW BEAUFORT & BLAKE COLLECTION USING THE CODE - RIGBIZ15 -https://tinyurl.com/4mu8usbv BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

49m
Oct 05, 2023
S9 Ep153: EXCLUSIVE - Stuart Hogg - Hoggy Reveals Everything About Life On & Off The Pitch!

* We're truly honoured to be joined by Scotland's highest try scorer, a 3 times British & Irish Lion and a man who is as much fun on the pitch as he is off it. In his first long format interview since he retired, Hoggy sits down with us and shares countless incredibly hilarious and loose stories from throughout his career, from breaking his nose on his toilet bowl whilst throwing up to abusing Eddie Jones on the piss in Monaco and much more. He also takes us through what it's like to be bollocked by Gregor Townsend, why he decided to retire at such a young age and Archie asks him a if a certain rumour doing the rounds in Clapham is true. --------------------  BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

45m
Sep 28, 2023
S9 Ep152: Mathieu Bastareaud - Getting Pissed With The Police - Creating An International Scandal In NZ & 'Cooking' A Colleague In Sunflower Oil!

* It's finally here -  after 150 Episodes we've managed to finally get on one of our greatest ever guests in the man, myth and legend - Mathieu Bastareaud! He does not hold back on any controversial tales, opening up on an epic career which saw him become a triple european champion and a global sporting icon, but mixed in with a fair bit of controversy. For being dropped for partying too hard, using his local police force as a taxi service, being forced to shower in front of his owner as an 18 year old, causing an international dispute between New Zealand and France when he lied about being attacked, his parents being abused and much more- Basta finally opens up about a career as one of France's most high profile sportsman. ------ BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

36m
Sep 21, 2023
S9 Ep151: Stephen 'Beaver' Donald - World Cup Special - How Kicking The Winning Points In The WC Final Changed His Life!

* We're honoured to be joined by a legend of the game in Stephen Donaldson, a man who famously kicked the winning points in the 2011 World Cup Final, having been called up to the squad a few days prior. Beaver had been dropped by the All Blacks for the World Cup and so decided to go on a 3 months long piss up and fishing trip across NZ, where he put on a lot of weight and decided to turn his back on watching or following the World Cup. But one evening he returned from the river, drunk as always, and found a missed call from the NZ manager, they'd lost both Dan Carter and the other 2 reserve fly halfs to injury and he was being called into the WC squad for the final. He ends up kicking the winning points in that final and off the back of it has had a feature length movie made about his life 'The Kick', got countless huge sponsorship deals, his own radio show, tv documentaries and the rest. This is his incredible story. -----------------------------------------  BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

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Sep 14, 2023
S9 Ep150: SAMURAI Special - Episode 3 - Oh My Lash!

* It's the 3rd and final day of the lads SAMURAI World Cup trip to France and Archie is barely alive! ---------------------- BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

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Sep 11, 2023
S9 Ep149: SAMURAI Special - Episode 2- IT'S COMING HOME!

* Forget the last 3 years, we're incredible at Rugby and we're going to win The World Cup + a loose night in Marseille. 

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Sep 10, 2023
SAMURAI Special - Episode 1 - France Destory The All Blacks!

* We're in Paris, Archie has gone missing and France have destroyed the All Blacks! See you all tomorrow for more adventures in Marseille. --------------- BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

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Sep 09, 2023
S9 Ep148: Jean De Villiers - World Cup Special - South Africa's Greatest Ever Centre Drastically Falls Out With Archie Live On Air!!

* Today we're joined by a World Cup winner, a Sprinbok legend, a test centurion and the highest scoring centre in the history of the sport in Jean De Villiers. He lifts the lid on his incredible career; from his school days facing a horrific illegal initiation for his cricket team, the highs of winning the World Cup in 2007, partying with Nelson Mandela, the lows of losing to Japan in 2015 and getting abused constantly in the butchers, his thoughts on why England are so shit and SA so good and his best Clapham memories. We also hear about an incredibly loose celebration in 2004 for the Tri Nations, an accidental break in to his neighbours house in Ireland after an all nighter, his shocking injury problems, life after rugby and most importantly why he absolutely despises Archie!! --------------- BUY SAMURAI CLAPHAM FALCONS STASH NOW! We're delighted to be partnering with SAMURAI on this series and you can now buy our limited edition Clapham Falcons Stash for this upcoming rugby season here - Join The Team Now! https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons?_pos=1&_psq=clapham+falcons&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://www.samurai-sports.com/collections/clapham-falcons Please Donate for Archie's 300 Mile Bike Ride To Raise Funds For MND and Doddie Aid - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/archie-curzon

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Sep 07, 2023