We say this a lot and we’re certain no one listens, but you don’t need to see The Nutcracker and the Four Realms. Net-net, you’re better off watching a live recording of the ballet with some mulled wine and a some of Santa’s *special* cookies because this… this is just a tragedy. And it’s a CHRISTMAS movie. It defies belief.
Oh and apparently “I’m the King of the Castle” is a nursery rhyme and we’d just never heard it? Shrug emoji.
- Clever girl! -
Here’s a televised version of the ballet starring Macauly Culkin and narrated by Kevin Kline that we’ve never seen but is probably more delightful than this: https://www.hulu.com/movie/the-nutcracker-28fc1abe-44a0-4a37-a952-166bd976eb1d
The system is down! Have you heard about millennials’ favorite webtoon, Homestar Runner? https://homestarrunner.com/main
RIP Comedy Legend Leslie Jordan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=815yyrUu4kg
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