On today's MJ Morning Show:

Missing boaters

Roxanne's Hard Rock invitation box

Morons in the news

Email from listener about the MJ song

FAFO sign

Uber driver brought in a new listener

McDonald's lawsuit

Lady who melted down has a track record with police

Roxanne saw a ghost

Scratch n' Sniff books

Sheriff Grady Judd over Polk County Sheriff's Dept. catching one of "America's Most Wanted"

A virus for iPhones

Up the butt story

Total eclipse flight on Delta

Travis Kelce trying to follow Rock's footsteps

What's the latest that's bad for arteries

What vitamin is also bad?

A woman in a tiny home keeps this in her bed? Really?

What is 'popcorn brain'

Latest place dirtier than a toilet?

MJ watched some movies

2 Red Lobster stories:  1. offering 150 customers 2 hours of lobsters, and 2. a burglar needed a drink

Fight over endless shrimp

Roxanne tried to book a room at the Vinoy

70's show actor got a transfer to a different prison

Madonna fell off a chair during a concert