Donna and Andrew call in for the 1988 directorial debut of Robert Englund (aka Freddy Krueger). Topics discussed: demon-possessed phone lines; high-school nerds; high-school bullies; Satan; handsome voices; religious fundamentalist mothers; gambling debts; motorcycles and mopeds; fish raining from the sky, dogs playing poker; ASMR; spider-invested TV dinners; reporters who are also private investigators; punchlines with no connected jokes.