Escape From Vault Disney

Tony Goldmark

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The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

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Treasure of Matecumbe

It's still WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second belated episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to pick an ambitious misfire released just in time for America's bicentennial, a would-be epic treasure hunt adventure set in the Reconstruction-era American South that aims to be Budget Mark Twain by way of Budget Robert Louis Stevenson, depicting America as a chaotic lawless hellscape where former slaves run back to their plantations, snake oil medicine can be refashioned into Molotov cocktails, impromptu hoedowns turn into attempted gangbangs at the drop of a hat and we're supposed to take the big evil frightening villain seriously even though his name is "Spangler." Also the guy who voiced Prince John is in it but he doesn't suck his thumb even once. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they fruitlessly hunt for the TREASURE OF MATECUMBE! Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986  Check out my guests' stuff! RYAN HIPP Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp   MADELINE MAYE Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 15m
Apr 01
A Tale of Two Critters (with Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson!)

* It's WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, as we devote March 2024 to movies, featurettes and/or TV specials produced by Walt Disney Productions during that odd, awkward inbetween time from 1968-1984, after Walt died but before Eisner took over! And for our first episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, we're joined by the man who literally wrote the soon-to-be-released book on that era, Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson! And for our topic, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1977, the summer when Star Wars had the unmitigated audacity to dominate the box office 35 years before Disney owned it. The only competition Disney had that summer was a Herbie sequel and an animated talking mice movie, so the Disney execs thought "Hey, y'know what Walt would've done? He would've paired the animated talking mice movie with a 48 minutes of documentary-style footage of a bear and a raccoon in the woods just kinda wandering around, narrated by an obscure country singer who, for thoroughly unclear reasons, is named 'Mayf Nutter.' That'll steer audiences away from Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star for sure!" Are you starting to understand why Disney struggled in the 70s? Join Tony Goldmark, Stephen Anderson, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they chase A TALE OF TWO CRITTERS!  Here's that "bear and bees" video we were talking about btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehm7q6uTtsA   Check out my guests' stuff! STEPHEN ANDERSON Website: https://www.stevehatguy.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stevehatguy  Twitter: https://twitter.com/stevehatguy DAVID GANSSLE Website: https://doggans.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doggans87  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 4m
Mar 12
World's Deadliest S3E1 - War of the Carnivores

* * * * * This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to pick yet another NatGeo special! And since it's become abundantly clear that every NatGeo special is exactly the same, I'm gonna devote the rest of this description to talking about the life of actor/comedian Chris Elliott. Born in 1960 in New York City as the fifth and youngest child of Bob Elliott of Bob & Ray fame, Mr. Elliott was hired as a production assistant on Late Night with David Letterman and soon began playing various wacky characters on-camera. This led to supporting roles in such films as Manhunter, The Abyss, Groundhog Day and There's Something About Mary, as well as starring roles in his own FOX primetime sitcom Get A Life and the feature film vehicle Cabin Boy. More recently, in the 2010s he had his own Adult Swim series Eagleheart, and a regular supporting role on Schitt's Creek. Chris Elliott's surreal, offbeat style of humor has been a comedy staple for over forty years and counting, and he continues to be an always-welcome character actor to this day. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they challenge the authority of the WORLD'S DEADLIEST, season three, episode one, "War of the Carnivores!" Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia  Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry  KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat  TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1   And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

46m
Feb 28
BONUS "MINI"SODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? SUPERCUT!

* * * A two-and-a-half-hour supercut of all sixteen "What Else Is Not On Disney+?" minisodes, featuring more-or-less the entire conversation Tony Goldmark had with David Ganssle in the spring of 2023 in which they went through the entire Not On Disney+ Month shortlist and said a few words about each item.

2h 33m
Feb 13
Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, which in this case doubles as a belated Christmas episode AND triples as an even-more-belated Halloween episode! Our good friend and newly-sentient amorphous blob of characters Garrett Smith "makes" us watch one of the most groundbreaking animated features of all time, a 1993 stop-motion animated borderline-experimental quasi-operatic tone poem of a film about the shenanigans that ensue when the bored leader of an annual tradition finds a buncha magic trees containing the other annual traditions and decides to colonize one of them, filled with gorgeous sumptuous visuals, haunting musical numbers and some guy's name in the title who didn't direct it and only visited the set maybe ten times. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Garrett Smith and Gaby Tyrrell as they wake up screaming from TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! VOTE for the fourth annual Escape From Vault Disney theme month: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1755501802987110484 DOWNLOAD my new Tom Lehrer cover "We Will All Go Together When We Go" for FREE: https://thefump.com/store/release/284 Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher  GARRETT SMITH Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869  GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs  And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and at least one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

1h 41m
Feb 09
Arendelle Castle Yule Log: Cut Paper Edition

* This week, for our belated second Christmas episode of this winter season, the randomizer goes back to 2021 to pick another piece of Disney+ original content that continued the grand holiday tradition of the televised Yule Log. Hand-crafted from paper art by Brittney Lee, Walt Disney Animation Studios' acclaimed visual development artist on Frozen and Frozen 2, this warm and inviting hearthside scene sets a festive holiday mood Stylized cut-out paper flames combine with imaginative visual effects (including a touch of snow provided by Elsa) and silhouetted images of Anna, Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff and Sven to add to your holiday fun and enjoyment. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they curl up by the Christmas tree with a warm blanket and a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy the ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG: CUT PAPER EDITION!  Check out my guests' stuff! KYLE A. CARROZZA Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 10m
Jan 04
Disney Holiday Magic Quest (2020)

* This week, for our first Christmas episode of 2023, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick a heartwarming holiday special made when the world was struggling through an unprecedented catastrophic global pandemic, so naturally The Disney Channel thought it'd be a swell idea to take a quartet of promising young actors from the ZOMBIES movies (I swear we didn't mean to cover two ZOMBIES tie-in specials in a row, the randomizer just works in mysterious ways sometimes), entice them to enter Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom after hours with the false promise of an empty park and no lines for the rides, then sadistically force them to complete a bunch of meaningless tasks involving bike-taxiing, apple-throwing, candy-cane-canoeing, letter-sorting, water-balancing, table-setting and bridge-running, all while emotionally manipulating them into thinking holiday magic itself would disappear forever if they failed to complete all this arbitrary nonsense on time. Just as Baby Jesus commanded. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Devo Spice and Veronika Vexed as they embark on a DISNEY HOLIDAY MAGIC QUEST (2020)! Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod  Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages DEVO SPICE Bandcamp: https://devospice.bandcamp.com  Website: https://www.devospice.com New Tom Lehrer tribute album: https://thefump.com/store/release/282  VERONIKA VEXED Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed  Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217  And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

59m
Dec 23, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 16)

* * * * David Ganssle and I finally wrap up our conversation where we said a few words about every item on the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist! In this one, we go through another, shorter list of Disney-owned movies and shows that I considered for the shortlist, but ultimately didn't make the cut.

12m
Dec 17, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 15)

* * * * Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss the original 1997 Under Wraps, Victory Through Air Power, The Watcher In the Woods, "Weird Al" Yankovic: There's No Going Home, Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore and The Wuzzles!

10m
Dec 16, 2023
ZOMBI-Thon with Big City Greens

This week, for our second of two wildly-belated Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to cover that time the Disney Channel cartoon about noseless cornlike rural caricatures spent an entire half-hour special shamelessly promoting the trilogy of Disney Channel movie musicals about various high-school-age monsters who don't act like monsters except when they do. If that sounds random and arbitrary to you, try recording a podcast about it where exactly one out of four people has seen any full episodes of the cartoon, and no one has seen any of the movies. Or better yet, don't, cuz we already did. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, Shoebox and a Surprise Special Guest as they get bitten by a ZOMBI-THON WITH BIG CITY GREENS! Check out my guests' stuff! ROB BERGMAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobSnatcher  SHOEBOX New Album: https://wormquartet.bandcamp.com/album/carpe-tedium  Website: http://wormquartet.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/wormquartet SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigdadydrac1869  And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark   

57m
Dec 15, 2023
Frankenweenie (1984)

This week, for our first of two extremely-belated Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1984 to cover one of the earliest live-action efforts of a rising young talent by the name of Tim Burton, who in this landmark early work explored many of the very same themes and motifs that would later become ubiquitous in his filmography, including the juxtaposition of mundane suburban life with horror-fantasy tropes, the celebration of misunderstood outsiders over bland conformists, and of course cool-looking German expressionist gothic art design absolutely slathered all over the screen. At the time it was a unique, exemplary work of art from an obvious future auteur, so naturally Disney buried it like an undead dog's bone and only released it eight years later after its director made freakin' Batman. Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, David Ganssle and Gaby Tyrrell as they obnoxiously point out that it's Frankenweenie's monster, not FRANKENWEENIE (1984)!  Watch the extended cut of Frankenweenie (1984) on YouTube: https://youtu.be/2rcPe9sojpc?si=0aP7tzSHgih91ki_&t=352 Read my livetweet of Frankenweenie (1984): https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1448840318128852997  Watch Diamanda Hagan's review of Life Returns, featuring me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75BYiDdWec  Check out my guests' stuff! HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tricksterbelle.bsky.social  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans GABY TYRRELL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ghoulish_gabs YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs  And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark 

1h 3m
Nov 29, 2023
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh S1E4 - Find Her, Keep Her

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Madeline Maye makes us watch one of the first episodes of a 1988 ABC Saturday morning cartoon produced by Walt Disney Television Animation, a series that came about when the executives said "So yeah, Winnie the Pooh's a big popular brand for us, let's just slap together a cute little Pooh show to sell some more plush toys to pre-schoolers, it doesn't need to be mindblowing or anything." To which the writers, artists and showrunners responded, "We are going to make an episode about Rabbit looking after a baby bird that will rip every last audience member's still-beating heart right out of their asses and show it to them before they die drowning in their own salty tears." Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall and Renie Rivas as they count all the bees in the hive and chase all the clouds from the sky back to the days of THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH, season one, episode four, "Find Her, Keep Her!" Check out my guests' stuff! MADELINE MAYE Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA RENIE RIVAS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renie_rivas  Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark  

1h 19m
Nov 13, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 14)

* * * * Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss Ten Who Dared, That Thing You Do!, They Might Be Giants: Here Come the ABCs, Titan A.E., the 2015 Tomorrowland movie and the 1997 Tower of Terror movie!

9m
Oct 25, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 13)

UPDATE: And, of course, mere minutes before this minisode went public, they announced that Spider-Man: Far From Home would arrive on Disney+ on November 3! Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss Spider-Man: Far From Home, Sport Goofy In Soccermania, a bunch of Disney park attraction videos (specifically the original Star Tours pre-show and ride film, The Disney Studios Story from the Backstage Studio Tour, Back To Never Land from The Magic of Disney Animation, Michael & Mickey from Inside the Magic: Special Effects and Production Tour, and the pre-show queue videos from Mickey's House and The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror), the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie and The Sweatbox!

11m
Oct 23, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 12)

* * * * Yet again, me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, we briefly discuss the 1997 comedy RocketMan, the 2006 remake of The Shaggy Dog, The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show, the infamous "Michael Jackson" episode of The Simpsons (S3E1, "Stark Raving Dad"), So Dear To My Heart, the 1983 adaptation of Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes, Son of Flubber and Song of the South. * * * *  

10m
Oct 22, 2023
Once Upon A Time S1E12 - Skin Deep

At long last, this week the randomizer wraps up Patreon Request Month 2023 by going all the way back to 2012 to pick Nick F's request for an episode of the OTHER project titled "Once Upon A (something)" that first aired on ABC in which Disney tried to cram every last Disney character onscreen together. Specifically a season one episode that had the bold vision to say, "hey, remember when Disney retold a tale as old as time so absolutely perfectly that it became the first-ever animated feature nominated for Best Picture? We can probably do it better." They failed of course, but along the way they sure did give us an episode chock full of stupid character names, bad CGI backgrounds, annoying maniacal cackling, slutty goth waitresses, sneezing pharmacists, the kidnapping and excessive caning of a drinkware thief, and what the hell, a scene where a human being gets turned into a flower. Join Tony Goldmark, Charley Marlowe, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall and Veronika Vexed as they enter Shrek's outhouse and wipe their asses with a torn-out storybook page that begins with ONCE UPON A TIME, season one, episode twelve, "Skin Deep!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLEY MARLOWE Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CapnGoatbeard  MADELINE MAYE Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife CHRIS NEBERGALL Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA VERONIKA VEXED Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_vexed  Twitter: https://twitter.com/Veronika_Vexed  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cuddlepunk6217  And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 13m
Oct 20, 2023
Star Wars: Visions S2E2&4 - Screecher's Reach/I Am Your Mother

* It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2023 to pick Tony Cogan's request for two specific episodes of the second volume of the series that boldly combined the two most reasonable fandoms known to man, Star Wars and anime! In season two, this series expanded its scope from just anime to animation styles from around the world, including, in these two episodes, those two countries that have always gotten along swimmingly with each other, Ireland and England!. Ireland's Cartoon Saloon studio, of The Secret of Kells and Wolfwalkers fame, brings us a striking, dark, violent, morally ambiguous fable about everything one must sacrifice to obtain one's goals in life, and England's Aardman Animation brings us a bright sunny claymation romp through what can only be described as "we have podracing at home," complete with slinky droids, Vader hairstyles and freaky-deaky claymation hippie wookiees! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Santana Maynard and Luke Ski as they take some powerful Star Wars hallucinogens and see some trippy STAR WARS: VISIONS, season two, episodes two and four, "Screecher's Reach" and "I Am Your Mother!" Watch my Star Wars videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPdnWdA3dOsmE3VPVmVzDYNP  Check out my guests' stuff! KYLE A. CARROZZA Website: https://www.kyleacarrozza.com Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com SANTANA MAYNARD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/santanamaynard  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@santanamaynard  Website: https://www.santanamaynard.com LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

49m
Oct 04, 2023
Underdog

* * * * * It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2007 to pick Jinx Productions and Jonathan Librach's request for the long-awaited (though I'm not sure by who) live action feature film adaptation of a 1960s animated series that millions of people watched in reruns while enthusiastically cheering "okay, I guess this exists!" And the movie boldly exists as well, transforming the uniquely-designed clothed bipedal dog-like characters in the cartoon into boring ordinary dogs, replacing Wally Cox's cartoony voice with the snarky rasp of the guy from Mallrats, and casting Tyrion Lannister and Kronk as the bad guys and unfairly expecting them to carry the whole damn movie when they don't really seem to feel like doing that. Also Joliet Jake's far-less-talented brother shows up to collect a paycheck. No, not Elwood, the other one. Join Tony Goldmark, Josh Saucedo, Kaylyn Saucedo and Luke Ski as they cry up both far and near for UNDERDOG! Listen to my FIRST COMEDY MUSIC RECORDING IN ALMOST A DECADE! https://www.patreon.com/posts/surprise-bonus-89075124  Check out my guests' stuff! JOSH SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshKnight1st  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshKnightTheFirst  KAYLYN SAUCEDO Twitter: https://twitter.com/MarzGurl   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MarzGurl  Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/marzgurl   LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 5m
Sep 22, 2023
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2023, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 1997 to pick Andrew Weiss's request for Disney's very first live-action direct-to-video sequel, continuing the wacky adventures of Wayne Szalinski, the genius inventor played by easily one of the six or seven funniest people from SCTV (that's not an insult, they were just all really great and it's really hard to rank them) who miraculously invented a shrink ray that could solve world hunger and revolutionize practically every industry known to man, but instead was mostly used to shrink kids, shrink parents, shrink audiences and briefly turn a toddler into a kaiju. This third movie had the lowest budget of the three, and hoo boy does it show. Join Tony Goldmark, Anarkee, Mat Brunet and Garrett Snook as they disguise themselves as bees and invade a beehive for some of that precious HONEY, WE SHRUNK OURSELVES! Check out my guests' stuff! ANARKEE Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anarkee TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsanarkee Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsanarkee  MAT BRUNET Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/c/AniMatsCrazyCartoonCast  Twitter: https://twitter.com/AniMat505 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505    GARRETT SNOOK Twitter:  https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 3m
Sep 07, 2023
The Super Hero Squad Show S1E19 - Election of Evil!

* * * * * This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2023 by going all the way back to 2010 to pick Gordhan Rajani's request for an episode of an animated Marvel series that aired on Cartoon Network, in which the superheroes looked like Chibi knockoffs, called themselves "Squaddies" for some cosmically appalling reason, lived in a town with very few non-superheroes, and elected Stan Lee as their mayor until they didn't. Also we get to hear Wayne Knight graduate from voicing a guy dressed in a chicken suit (I just can't escape chicken suits) to a guy with a head shaped like an egg, but which came first maaaaaan? Join Tony Goldmark, Emily Clark, Laura Crone and Kyle Kallgren as they hero up for THE SUPER HERO SQUAD SHOW, season one, episode nineteen, "Election of Evil!" Check out my guests' stuff! EMILY CLARK TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyabclark  Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilyabclark  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Divinemissem82 https://t.co/gsXZABQInX?amp=1 LAURA CRONE Twitter: https://twitter.com/downwithlcc   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/LauraCrone     KYLE KALLGREN YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/oancitizen  Theatre Company: https://worlds-elsewhere.com And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

42m
Aug 02, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 11)

* * Yet again, Tony Goldmark and David Ganssle continue making their way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this one, they briefly discuss The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band; One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing; Oz the Great and Powerful; a buncha early shorts from the 1920s (specifically Kansas City's Spring Clean-Up, Alice's Wonderland, Trolley Troubles, Plane Crazy and The Skeleton Dance) and the 1980 Popeye movie!

11m
Jul 26, 2023
Hatching Pete

* * * * * * * This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2009 to pick yet another Disney Channel Original Movie, and in this case, it's a DCOM about that strange mysterious fantastical creature known colloquially as the "chicken." What is a chicken? Where did they come from? What do they want from us? Which came first, the chicken or the guy named Pete? What does a guy named Pete have to do with any of this? Why in God's name did the Disney Channel think it was a great idea to make a movie about a basketball mascot that's just an ugly chicken suit? Why is the town in said movie full of grown-ass adults with seemingly nothing better to do with their lives than obsess - there's no other word for it, OBSESS - over said ugly chicken suit? How long can you watch this movie before your nose starts bleeding? What's the meaning of life? What happens after we die? Regular or extra-crispy? And for the love of God, who the hell is Tommy? On this episode, we hope to answer at least none of those questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, Brianna Garcia and Kit Leitmeyer as they name an egg "Pete" for some reason and take turns sitting on it for some completely unrelated other reason, and in the process hopefully succeed in HATCHING PETE! Check out my guests' stuff! MORGAN FUNDER Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern BRIANNA GARCIA Instagram: https://instagram.com/briannacherrygarcia  Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriannaCherry YouTube: https://youtube.com/briberry  KIT LEITMEYER Instagram: https://instagram.com/teatraybat  TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@teatraybat1   And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes AD-FREE and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark     * *

1h 0m
Jul 19, 2023
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

* This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode which also happens to be another Channel KRT crossover, in which the very awesome Kit Quinn "makes" us watch one of the very finest pieces of mainstream filmmaking of the 2010s, a megabudgeted CGI-heavy blockbuster tentpole sequel set in an expansive cinematic universe in which visionary writer/director James Gunn, rather than simply make a soulless cash grab and let the franchise spin its wheels, uses his uniquely enormous canvas to tell an emotionally affecting fable about the desperation of loss, the ripple effect of abuse, the joys and pitfalls of parenting, and ultimately the power of the bonds we form between each other. It's also got a talking raccoon, a character named "Taserface," a David Hasselhoff cameo, and a scene where the main character turns himself into Pac-Man. Join Tony Goldmark, Tyler Green, Randee Martin and Kit Quinn as they welcome themselves to the frickin' GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2! Help support the striking writers and actors with a donation to the Entertainment Community Fund: https://entertainmentcommunity.org Watch my original "One Movie Later" vlog for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIqZblxaCQ Check out my guests' stuff! CHANNEL KRT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/channel-krt/id1530833092 KIT QUINN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout RANDEE MARTIN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmicr3wind TYLER GREEN on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TylerFG And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes ad-free and one day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 31m
Jul 12, 2023
Davy Crockett and the River Pirates

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1956 to pick a relic from the bygone era when those mysterious newfangled "tele-visions" in people's houses would only broadcast shows at very specific dates and times, and if you wanted to watch something again, you had to wait for it to become a big-enough pop culture phenomenon to be repackaged for the big screen and shown at your local cinema. Fortunately, that very thing happened to Walt Disney's prequel miniseries about the original coonskin cap-wearing king of the wild frontier, and arguably the only former U.S. Congressman to have a #1 hit record written about him (unless of course you count those rumors that "WAP" was about Paul Ryan). Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Kit Quinn as they go kill bears with a three-year-old named DAVY CROCKETT AND THE RIVER PIRATES! Don't forget, you have until Thursday, July 20 at 11:59PM Pacific to submit your requests for PATREON REQUEST MONTH! https://www.patreon.com/posts/85381700 Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badassbogroff KIT QUINN  Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

1h 14m
Jul 05, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 10)

* * * * Me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this one, we briefly discuss Mr. Magorium's Goddamn Wonder Emporium, Muppet Classic Theater, two vintage episodes of The Muppet Show, The Muppets at Walt Disney World, Muppets Tonight, The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, My Date with the President's Daughter and The North Avenue Irregulars. Request lines are now open! Now's your chance to submit your request for PATREON REQUEST MONTH 2023! https://www.patreon.com/posts/august-will-be-85381700 

10m
Jun 28, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 9)

* It's another MINISODE in which me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this one, we briefly discuss the 2004 Ladykillers remake, The Last Flight of Noah's Ark, the 2013 Lone Ranger movie, the 1997 Love Bug remake, Make Mine Music, the 1988 Mickey's 60th Birthday TV special, Midnight Madness, The Misadventures of Merlin Jones, the 2000 Mission to Mars movie and The Monkey's Uncle.

10m
Jun 21, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 8)

* * * * It's another MINISODE in which me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order. In this one, we briefly discuss Ice Angel, the 2008 Incredible Hulk movie (now ON Disney+!), the 1995 Jerky Boys movie, the 1993 Joy Luck Club movie and the 1994 Jungle Book movie. Here's the Joy Luck Club scene we're talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9NYFds5wbs

10m
Jun 14, 2023
BONUS MINISODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? (part 7)

It'll take me a bit more time to finish the Davy Crockett and the River Pirates episode, so in the meantime, here's the first of a few more MINISODES in which me and David Ganssle continue making our way through the Not On Disney+ Month shortlist in alphabetical order! In this minisode, we briefly discuss The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Honey I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show, The Horse In the Gray Flannel Suit and House of Mouse!

11m
Jun 07, 2023
Alaska's Deadliest S1E2 - Killer Whale Kingdom

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2018 to pick yet another NatGeo special! And since it's become abundantly clear that every NatGeo special is exactly the same, I'm gonna devote the rest of this description to talking about the life of Daryl Hall. Born in 1946 in Pottstown, PA, Mr. Hall majored in music at Temple University in Philadelphia, met his performing partner John Oates in 1967, and together the duo of Hall & Oates enlivened pop radio in the 70s and 80s with such smash hits as "Private Eyes," "Maneater" and "You Make My Dreams (Come True)." They've had eight platinum albums and sixteen top ten singles, and they continue to tour to this day. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle and Kit Quinn as they foolishly hunt for ALASKA'S DEADLIEST, season one, episode two, "Killer Whale Kingdom!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/doggans Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badassbogroff KIT QUINN  Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

48m
May 31, 2023
The Mandalorian S1E3 - Chapter 3: The Sin

* This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover the very first smash hit original series Disney+ ever produced, a relic of a magical bygone era when streaming platforms would actually KEEP their original shows available! My, what a novelty. In this case, it's an episode of the popular live-action Star Wars series that asks the bold question "what if we focus on a character you've never heard of from a group whose primary trait so far is cool-looking costumes, make the pace of the show very slow and deliberate and '2010s basic cable prestige drama'-y, and just to entice the kids, add in an endlessly merchandisable adorable little magical creature named Werner Herzog?" You've got a license to print money, that's what. Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Santana Maynard and Luke Ski as they make a time machine out of THE MANDALORIAN, season one, episode three, "Chapter 3: The Sin!" Watch my Star Wars videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPdnWdA3dOsmE3VPVmVzDYNP  Check out my guests' stuff! ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages SANTANA MAYNARD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/santanamaynard  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@santanamaynard  Website: https://www.santanamaynard.com LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark  

57m
May 24, 2023