CineMortuary Podcast

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Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Willy.

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156 episodes

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

EPISODE 155 - The Cloverfield series rises from the ead like Jesus on an Easter Sunday as John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and the other bloke get cozy inside a prepper's dream/nightmare.

1h 18m
Mar 31
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

EPISODE 154 - Besmirching a silent film through the sounds of three men talking about it? Damn your interference!

1h 6m
Mar 10
Willard (2003)

EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!

1h 22m
Feb 25
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.

2h 13m
Feb 11
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!

1h 22m
Jan 28
When Evil Calls (Cinemortuary cut)

A bonus review to celebrate We Made This's 5th anniversary as a podcast network. CineMortuary x Shipwrecked & Comatose x ChuckyVision special side quest edition! Rob joins Mark Adams & Dev Ellson look at Johannes Roberts’ truly pap 2006 effort When Evil Calls. Which was actually designed to be watched on a Nokia 9210 Communicator. We shit you not.

1h 0m
Jan 25
Dawn of the Dead (1978)

CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!

1h 18m
Jan 14
Krampus (2015)

EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!

1h 13m
Dec 22, 2023
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition.

1h 1m
Dec 10, 2023
V/H/S/2 (2013)

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G

1h 29m
Nov 26, 2023
Dracula 3D (2012)

EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.

1h 10m
Nov 12, 2023
Halloween II (1982)

EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.

1h 9m
Oct 29, 2023
Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010)

EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year.

1h 21m
Oct 15, 2023
28 Weeks Later (2007)

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!

1h 24m
Sep 24, 2023
Cape Fear (1991)

EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.

1h 26m
Sep 10, 2023
Blade: Trinity (2004)

If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.

1h 34m
Aug 27, 2023
Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.

1h 11m
Aug 13, 2023
Ring 2 (1999)

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!

1h 6m
Jul 30, 2023
Plan 9 (2015)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself.

1h 28m
Jul 16, 2023
Terrifier 2 (2022)

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!

1h 16m
Jun 25, 2023
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Just one more fight about a lot of things And I will give up everything To be on my own again Free again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHH Snickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...

1h 15m
Jun 04, 2023
2001 Maniacs (2005)

The south will rise again... IN MY PANTS.

1h 6m
May 21, 2023
House of Wax (2005)

Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol.

1h 16m
May 07, 2023
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

Willy returns and, having missed the last Scooby Doo episode, decides to do something unprecedented by picking two films from the same series in a row. RUH ROH

1h 29m
Apr 09, 2023
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Frankenstein's Monster gets stitched.

50m
Mar 19, 2023
Fright Night (2011)

Rob and Dave put the frighteners on the surprisingly star-studded remake of Fright Night. But does it have the same razzamatazz as a Peter Vincent show?

1h 10m
Feb 26, 2023
Scooby Doo (2002)

RUH-ROH!

58m
Feb 12, 2023
Pulse (2006)

Another episode of Dave's bad Japanese remakes takes us to the good old days of 2006, where everything is pixellated and that light shade of teal, and those computer monitors are especially chonky. Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris Wilson Edited by Chris Wilson Follow us on social media @cinemortuary Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon: www.patreon.com/wemadethis http://www.patreon.com/wemadethis Twitter: @we_madethis Facebook/Instagram: We Made This wemadethisnetwork.com

1h 12m
Jan 29, 2023
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

In a society where murder is legal for a night, the lads go ABSOLUTELY CRAZY by poking this film with a stick. But, like, a giant stick... almost a branch. Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris Wilson Edited by Chris Wilson Follow us on social media @cinemortuary Support the We Made This podcast network on Patreon: www.patreon.com/wemadethis http://www.patreon.com/wemadethis Twitter: @we_madethis Facebook/Instagram: We Made This wemadethisnetwork.com

1h 5m
Jan 15, 2023