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Carie & Ross

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Do you and your friends speak in movie quotes? Do you trade Spongebob memes back and forth with your loved ones? Do you have to rely on the ”Are You Still Watching?” message to let you know it’s time to bathe and stop procrastinating? If you answered yes to any (or all) of these questions, come hang out with us every other week!

Media can play a huge role in shaping who we are. Sometimes it makes us idolize Jeff Goldblum as a sex symbol. Sometimes a lack of representation makes you feel invisible. As hosts, siblings Carie and Ross will analyze this phenomenon by breaking down a favorite movie or television show and how the sights, sounds, and messages of media have followed our generation throughout our lives. So pour your favorite beverage, relax, and explore how our shared experiences with movies and television messed us up as a generation. There will be laughter, there will be sadness, and THERE WILL BE discussions about homosexual subtext in children’s animation.

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276 episodes

Horrible Bosses or: How I Learned About Hostile Work Environments (REBROADCAST)

APRIL FOOLS, lil onions! We're actually off this week, but wanted to rerun a favorite episode from our Fool-Ass Films month a few years ago. Please enjoy a rebroadcast of Horrible Bosses or: How I Learned About Hostile Work Environments! If you're starved for new content this week, don't forget you can go support us on Patreon http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreamingand INSTANTLY get two years of content for just $5 at the Lil' Onion tier.  This week, the siblings break down the new-age American dream--killing your abusive boss. Horrible Bosses is a film about three friends who fumble at the opportunity to eliminate their three problematic bosses from their lives. The siblings cringe at some of the movie's worst-aged moments, bust a gut over Charlie Day, and resent the presence of one "Kebin Spaceface."  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 10m
Apr 01, 2024
Dinosaur or: How I Learned to Defeat Cher in Battle

Lil' onions, are you ready to hear Ross get emotional? This week we're ending dinosaur month with his favorite pre-historic film, Disney's Dinosaur (2000). Ross gets super juiced up by the James Newton Howard film score, Carie manages to draw comparisons to Sonny & Cher in relevant context somehow, and the siblings remark on how important the film's theme is to how we should all treat each other with dignity and care.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!! COME BE MAD WITH US ABOUT HOW THE SOPRANOS ENDED!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 24m
Mar 25, 2024
The Flintstones: or How I Learned the Invention of Concrete

This week, Carie and Ross break down an old favorite, The Flintstones, in which Ross comments more than once that this is a dinosaur story based on the labor of dinosaur characters in the narrative, and also the movie. Carie comments on the biconic nature of the film, mostly via John Goodman, and the siblings remember the value of a good prehistoric pun... PATREON!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 30m
Mar 18, 2024
The Land Before Time or: How I Learned to Not Be a TriCERAtops

This week, we're weeping, lil onions! We're breaking down The Land Before Time (1988), a Don Bluth Stephen Spielberg George Lucas(?) animated feature about a mixed family of dinosaurs journeying to the promised land known as The Great Valley. Carie outlines some of the themes of the larger franchise, Ross is all in his feelings about how the movie plays his emotional strings, and the siblings are desperate to know why there is RACISM in the greater dinosaur social-verse!!!! Related Media: Check out Jenny Nicholson's' video essay on all 14 Land Before Time movies!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-8zmGr0geQ&t=3073s&pp=ygUdbGFuZCBiZWZvcmUgdGltZSB2aWRlbyBlc3NheSA%3D SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!!! Come listen to our coverage of John Adams, The Haunting of Hill House, LORD OF THE RINGS, or just listen to Ross and Carie shoot the shit or do some quiz shows on each other for fun! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming 

1h 10m
Mar 11, 2024
Jurassic Park or: How I Learned Life Uh Uh Finds a Way

Who's ready to talk about DINO DNA, lil onions? We're kicking off the 2024 season with an absolute banger classic, Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park (1993). Carie is absolutely fascinated with the pseudo-science around gene manipulation in the film, Ross experiences a rollercoaster of visceral emotions from amorous to icked, and the siblings reflect on how the film is a commentary upon man's hubris when finding the next frontier in the world.

1h 37m
Mar 04, 2024
A Christmas Carol or: How I Learned It’s Actually a Ghost Story

To finish off the year, lil onions, Ross and I are unpacking Robert Zemeckis' truly terrifying adaptation of Charles Dickens' classic holiday tale, A Christmas Carol (2009). In addition to welcoming back a number of well-honored players to Kicking & Streaming, Carie remarks on what a surprise the movie was to her in theaters, Ross revels in the literary genius of Charles Dickens, and the siblings reflect on the importance of this story to the current economic climate, and once again condemn billionaires for allowing millions to suffer in poverty.  PLEASE SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 41m
Dec 25, 2023
Edward Scissorhands or: How I Learned to Spot the Beauty in the Spooky

*This week, we unpack one of Tim Burton's finest films, Edward Scissorhands (1990). Ross gets a good boop of serotonin from a film he's not seen in many years, Carie has a less than charming head cannon about who Edward might have been modeled after, and the siblings examine the contrast of the beautiful and the spookable, and how the film's motif makes them less than mutually exclusive... SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 40m
Dec 18, 2023
Gremlins or: How I Learned There Are Creatures in the Coffee Maker

This week, we're talking about Joe Dante's classic horror comedy, Gremlins (1984). Ross rediscovers his need to fight and die for the Mogwai, Gizmo, Carie derails the entire recording by making an unfortunate visual comparison, and the siblings debate whether or not the message of Gremlins is one of xenophobia, or simply one of horrific Yuletide silliness. SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 16m
Dec 11, 2023
Black Christmas or: How I Became Terrified of the Piano

Welcome to Spooky Christmas, lil onions! We're kicking off this horrific season with coverage of the classic 1974 Canadian slasher, Black Christmas. Ross has nothing but good things to say about his first official viewing of the classic inspired by the legend of the Babysitter and the Man Upstairs. Carie defends her decision to cover the '74 film outside of the timeline, and also must explain to Ross why he would not have appreciated the 2006 remake. Also, shoutout to Olivia Hussey's hair in its defining supporting role of the film.  GUYS, IF YOU LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GO CHECK OUT OUR PATREON!!! WE'RE COVERING ALL THREE MOVIES!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 34m
Dec 04, 2023
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [PATREON TEASER]

Lil Onions, this week we are giving you a sneak preview of what's going on over on the Patreon here at the end of the year! We're covering Peter Jackson's adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy, and wanted to give you guys a look at what you're missing! We're having so much fun, both with the deep lore, with the help of Gavin the Inkling, as well as our general disillusionment for Frodo Baggins' mission to get the ring to Mount Doom. If you want to hear the full episode, you'll have to go check it out at the link below, and stay tuned for more Lord of the Rings content for the rest of the year.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

46m
Nov 27, 2023
JFK or: How I Learned Oliver Stone is Unhinged (Pt.2)

HO BOY. Here we GO. TRIGGER WARNING FOR GUNSHOTS and a lot of other really upsetting nonsense this week, lil onions. Today, we are blessedly closing out our coverage of Oliver Stone's truly unhinged dramatization of the assassination of John F. Kennedy with part two of JFK (1991). The trial of Clay Shaw begins and so does the rising of Ross's blood pressure. Carie struggles throughout with the information dump that is heaped upon her, and the siblings come straight up to the line of giving Kevin Costner a compliment about his acting.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 33m
Nov 20, 2023
JFK or: How I Learned Oliver Stone is Unhinged (Pt.1)

This week, we are cracking open one of the most frustrating nuts in American history through Oliver Stone's historical dramatization, JFK (1991). We're so tired we can't even see straight, y'all. Ross's one ask for mainfeed this year was covering this incredibly long message board dump known as JFK, Oliver Stone's dramatization of the events surrounding the trial of Clay Shaw and his alleged connections to the assassination of president John F. Kennedy, and one New Orleans DA's mission to prove that the killing was a carefully orchestrated mission to eliminate Kennedy from the political landscape by entities both foreign and domestic. TRIGGER WARNING for racism, sexism, and white men being awful in general, as well as gunshot sound effects. Stay tuned for special segments of Ross' History Corner, as well as Carie screaming and groaning through all of the "information" introduced through Stone's film. Guys, do your own reading on the JFK assassination, because the math isn't mathing, but Oliver Stone also bends over backwards to misrepresent verifiable facts. Glad you could join us on this long, frustrating journey. Look out for part two next week!  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 34m
Nov 13, 2023
[REBROADCAST] The Iron Giant or: How I Learned to Choose My Own Path

Sorry we're missing out on the aforementioned National Treasure coverage this week, but Ross and I have reorganized our November lineup so we can bring you something even BETTER: a special preview of our Patreon coverage of the blueprint for high fantasy as imagined by Peter Jackson, The Lord of the Rings later in the month.  We'll be back next week with our two-parter coverage of Oliver Stone's JFK (1991), and in the meantime if you're starved for new content, please go subscribe to our PATREON! For just $5, you'll get instant access to over a year's worth of content, including our full coverage of HBO's John Adams, and Mike Flanagan's The Haunting of Hill House. We also cover our movie-going experiences, including Barbie and The Exorcist: Believer, not to mention our Mad Men coverage, AND our bloopers and quiz shows. Join us next week for some regularly scheduled programming and tune in to the Patreon for more exciting content.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming [REBROADCAST] Y'ALL THE BIG BABY TEARS ARE WELLIN'!!! Carie and Ross break down an early childhood favorite, Brad Bird's The Iron Giant. The siblings are aghast at the movie's conceptual depth, Ross lusts after more than one animated character, and Carie actually sobs at the end. Full on tears streaming out of her eyes.  Related Media: If you'd like to hear our buddies, The Equelizers take a stab at an Iron Giant sequel, don't miss their episode entitled: The Iron Army (With Jessie Fleming) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-iron-army-with-jessie-fleming/id1350647632?i=1000415901737

1h 16m
Nov 06, 2023
Halloween or: How I Learned Not to Turn My Back on Michael Myers

This week, lil onions, we are fudging the timeline as we discuss John Carpetner's signature film, Halloween (1978).  Carie expresses a great deal of love for one of our original scream queens, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ross lauds the presence of one of the better characters in the film, THE MOVIE SCORE, and the siblings discuss the stain that a traumatic event can leave on a particular location. If you are still hungry for Halloween content at this time, lil onions, you can go over to our Patreon where we are currently covering the Exorcist franchise in the form of the original film, The Exorcist (1973), and our filmgoing experience of Exorcist: Believer right now for just $5! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 16m
Oct 30, 2023
Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: or: How I Learned Sondheim Was a Genius

TRIGGER WARNING FOR ALL THINGS HORRIBLE--Whether its SA, murder, or cannibalism, there are all manner of things to be wary of here--HOWEVER the siblings are in there wheelhouse today! We're talking about Tim Burton's adaptation of the Stephen Sondheim masterpiece Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007). In this episode, the siblings are lauding Stephen Sondheim's ability to bring feeling to a detached UK legend, remarking on how the movie cast differs from the original Stephen Sondheim vision, and will also be proffering a pitch for a Tim Burton-themed restaurant.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 39m
Oct 23, 2023
Hide and Seek or: How I Learned to Question EVERYONE

Who's ready for some unhinged folie a deux, lil onions? This week the siblings unpack one of their mysterious faves from childhood, Hide and Seek (2006)  Robert DeNiro is in a confusing paternal role, Dakota Fanning is doing her Maculay Culkin thing, and the siblings have to parse out a number of potential endings that completely contextualize how a viewer will look at this film.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 17m
Oct 16, 2023
Scooby Doo or: How I Learned to Solve a Mystery

Rawg? Rhere? To kick off spooky season, the siblings are breaking down a staple favorite from their childhood, Scooby Doo (2002). In addition to the wonderful nostalgia that is the live-action film, the siblings also remark on how the execution of the story and characters are a beloved call-back to the formulaic children's cartoon we all know and love. Ross is bananas for the fashion and Carie is angered by the traditionally corny twist ending so appropriate for a film adapted from 54 year old IP that was able to connect generations.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming  Don't forget to check out our PATREON PREVIEW from last week for our coverage of the Haunting of Hill House, which you can get RIGHT NOW for just $5 over on our Patreon! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming We love you, little onions! 

1h 26m
Oct 09, 2023
[PATREON PREVIEW] The Haunting Of Hill House: Steven Sees a Ghost (Pt.1)

[PATREON PREVIEW] WE'RE OFF THIS WEEK, FAM, however that doesn't mean the fun has to stop. If you haven't subscribed to our Patreon yet, folks, this is a preview of the long-form you can find over there on the $5 Lil Onions Feed. This is the first episode on our coverage of Mike Flanagan's The Haunting of Hill House! If you want to hear the full coverage of the series, just go over to our PATREON http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreamingand subscribe for just $5 a month, and you'll get access to hundreds of hours of content INSTANTLY! CALLING ALL MIKE FLANAGAN STANS! SPOOKY SEASON IS NIGH! The siblings start celebrating Halloween early with their coverage of Netflix's The Haunting of Hill House. Carie sets up the complicated Crane family tree, Ross expresses general distaste for Steven, and the siblings ponder whether or not Ross was actually haunted.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 9m
Oct 02, 2023
Bee Movie or: How I Learned to Seize the Means of Production

This week, the siblings unpack one of the most wild enigmas of meme culture, Bee Movie, starring Jerry Seinfeld as a hive worker bee who is not satisfied with the status quo. Ross gets giddy about Barry's dream sequence, Carie defends Ken the douchecanoe as the only sane human in the film, and the siblings accidentally stumble on a meaning to the film that encourages workers to seize the means of production in their everyday capitalist lives.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 28m
Sep 25, 2023
Looney Tunes Back in Action or: How Daffy Got His Groove Back

This week the siblings crack open the nutcase of a film that lost over $12 million at the box office, Looney Tunes: Back in Action. Carie shows some love for the insufferable Daffy, Ross handholds us through the nucking futz plot, and the siblings find some gem moments in an otherwise chaotic film.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 23m
Sep 18, 2023
Lady in the Water or: How I Learned M. Night Can Be Petty

This week Ross breaks down one of his favorite films starring one of his favorite actors that Carie is all too happy to dump upon, Lady in the Water (2006). Ross can't stop talking about the James Newton Howard soundtrack, Carie can't stop pointing out how little the plot makes sense, and the siblings both become enamored with how the movie's underlying message is to believe in things that make you feel like a kid again.  SUPOORT US ON PATREON!!!!!! http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 29m
Sep 11, 2023
James and the Giant Peach or: How I Learned the Concept of Chosen Family

This week is CORE for one of our hosts, lil onions. We kick off Ross' September Birthday Month with one of the VHS favorites, James and the Giant Peach (1996). Ross weeps almost instantly from the music to the story of James' plight, Carie gets spooked by the metaphorical rhinoceros, and the siblings underline the importance of chosen family, especially in cases of giant anthropomorphic bugs.  Related Media: Angela Anaconda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTTzQEZnTs SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 28m
Sep 04, 2023
The Never-Ending Story or: How I Learned Cope with Horse Death

This week, Carie and Ross cover the movie that inspired an entire generation of Dungeons and Dragon players, The Never-Ending Story (1984). Carie gets sad about the prospect of never having time to read in her adult life, Ross heightens the message of the film about generational conflict, and the siblings hold each others' hands through the traumatic and timeless fate of our favorite horse, Artax.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  http://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 35m
Aug 28, 2023
Stranger Than Fiction or: How I Fell in Love with Will Ferrell

Who wants to start their Monday off with a little meta existential crisis? This week Carie puts a begrudging Ross through one of her favorite movies about writing, Stranger Than Fiction (2006). Carie remarks on the depth Will Ferrell can bring in a non-comedic performance, Ross struggles with the magical realism elements of the plot, and the siblings wonder who is writing the weird story of their silly little lives.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Please? It's Carie's Birthday Month!  https://patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 25m
Aug 21, 2023
Dead Poet’s Society or: How I Learned the Importance of Poetry

TRIGGER WARNING this week, y'all. We are pulling into the Deva-Station as we unpack Dead Poet's Society (1989). Carie gets an earful from Ross, who had never seen the movie before and was not properly prepared. Ross drools over Robert Sean Leonard and his big, gooey heart. The siblings are also transported back to a time in their own lives when poetry and literature seemed to be the most important thing in life.  Apple iPad Air Commercial ft. Robin Williams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep2_0WHogRQ SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 24m
Aug 14, 2023
The Pagemaster or: How Learned Not to Trip in Libraries

This week, Ross gets dust blown off his brain by Carie's first selection for birthday month, The Pagemaster (1994). Carie establishes her birthday month theme of movies about relationships with literature, Ross insists that Christopher Lloyd is guilty of multiple felonies, and the siblings remember how books can empower young people.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 16m
Aug 07, 2023
The Sandlot or: How I Learned Who Babe Ruth Was

[REBROADCAST] It's HOT out there, lil onions! Who's ready to think about playing baseball in the hot sun???? This week, the siblings break down a classic American summer film, The Sandlot (1993). The siblings revisit their own histories of playing baseball. Ross remarks on his fondess for professional baseball players. Carie elaborates on her plan in case of a dog attack, and the siblings propose a drinking game.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 4m
Jul 31, 2023
Secondhand Lions or: How I Learned to Ask Old People Questions

This week we close out July with the darling story of a young man named Walter spends a summer with his estranged maternal uncles and his life is changed forever. Ross can't stop thirsting over the backstory behind Hub and Garth McCann. Carie can't get over the way poor Walter has been failed by the system. The siblings also reflect on how the old yarns of the elderly can provide crucial advice to the next generation.  Related Media: Michael Caine's John Wayne Impression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dgm_MQgIUg&t=220s The Wild Lion Boys - Secondhand Lions the Musical https://youtube.com/watch?v=qJV8A4H4NTk SUPPORT US ON PATREON! https://patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 32m
Jul 24, 2023
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape or: How I Learned About Content Misery

Ross is mad, lil' onions. This week we're diving into What's Eating Gilbert Grape, a film about how a young man with a turbulent family life manages to scrape together an existence in the middle of nowhere, Endora, Iowa. Ross touches on the themes of isolation and arrest in development of the film, Carie holds Ross' hand through the more devastating parts, and the siblings reflect on what is was like to grow up in a small rural town.  SUPPORT US ON PATREON!! https://patreon.com/kickingandstreaming

1h 38m
Jul 17, 2023
Lincoln or: How to Survive a White Parade of Pontification (Pt.2)

Part two is here y'all! This week, we're wrapping up coverage of Steven Spielberg's Academy Award-winning film, Lincoln (2012). The final days of the debate on the 13th Amendment begin in the House of Representatives and the siblings are ready for the radical Republicans to take them to school. Ross continues with History Corner as the Amendment comes to a vote, Carie has difficulty embracing the positivity of the outcome, and the siblings remark on the legacy of one of the greatest Americans to have ever lived.  Resources on the 13th Amendment https://guides.loc.gov/13th-amendment/related-resources 13th Documentary https://www.netflix.com/title/80091741 Ava DuVernay on How '13th' Reframes American History https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/10/ava-duvernay-13th-netflix/503075/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  https://www.patreon.com/kickingandstreaming  

1h 10m
Jul 10, 2023