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The police would be there in about ten more minutes, she figured. It would be worth the wait if she gets cuffed by that dreamy officer Peller again. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT The worst part about breaking into this house was the ear-splitting decibel level of the klaxon. The owners of the house wouldn’t be home for another week, so they wouldn’t shut off the alarm.
A songbird gives his review of the podcast Songbirding This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Listen Rinse Repeat – REVIEW challenge Songbird Reviews Songbirding Soft crunching sounds as someone walks through forest undergrowth, with the sound of birds singing in the background. The steps slow as INTERVIEWER softly speaks INTERVIEWER: Alright, I’m here today looking for a songbird. That bird looks like it’s singing, so it’s probably a songbird, right? Okay, here goes…I’m now going to cast ‘speak with animals’ to communicate with this bird. Sounds of spellcasting. INTERVIEWER: Alright, then. Hello, bird. We’re here, in a forest where Rob Porter has recorded birdsong for his podcast, Songbirding. I have one question for you: What is your review of Songbirding? BIRD: IT’S GOOD! This episode written by Elizabeth Wilcox, and performed by James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast.
This is Januae's review of the teleportation device. Until the review gets away from him. This episode is not explicit. Written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. http://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT I am Januae, and this is my review of the teleportation device. I cannot give it a favorable review, as it is only good for one use. Perhaps my negative review should be for the Veilwardens and the Ustiliator that caused me to jaunt randomly. The ritual they performed on me made things worse. In fact, I would give jaunting randomly a very unfavorable review. It is dangerous and unpredictable. I do not recommend it. Jaunting randomly: I give it one star. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com
A review of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. This episode is not explicit. Performed by PRRP https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Hello so um, I'm here to do some reviews for review week. I was told not to be too meta about it, so I just googled some classic literature. My review of this book is that it's kind of sexist, avoid this book.
This is a short poem to say: Share a review on PodRevDay! This episode is not explicit. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, of The Dimension Door Podcast. podrevday.com TRANSCRIPT Poem for PodRevDay I heard a podcast yesterday That made me feel more than okay If only there were some way I could make them smile today. I know just what you can do, And it’s super easy, too! What could it be? Well, here’s a clue: It starts with writing a review Of course! That’s it! I’ll do it now. No, you don’t have to tell me how. I’ll pop onto a podcast site And say, “This podcast does things right!” That’s a great start, and more than some, But still I’d say you’ve just begun. How can that be? What could I do, Except to write a nice review? Each time you see it and press play This podcast brightens up your day, So why not go the extra mile To really make them feel worthwhile? It’s free, you see, to spread the word To really get that podcast heard. Share your review--And, well, hey, What better time than PodRevDay? [Podcast Review Day is the eighth of every month. To participate, simply share your podcast reviews online that day with hashtag PodRevDay.]
Paul and Allison try to decide to attempt to maybe review breakfast. This episode is not explicit. Performed by Coral Baxter-Ellis, Paul Ellis, and Allison Baxter. http://dcritpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT CORAL Mom, Dad, you ready? What's your review going to be on? PAUL We're reviewing breakfast! CORAL Oh you mean like IHOP or Jimmy Dean sausage? PAUL No, like having breakfast- ALLISON Yuck. PAUL It's the most important meal of the day, Allison. ALLISON Breakfast is gross. Who can eat that early? PAUL Well you've essentially starved your body for eight hours, so you're being cruel to your body. ALLISON Since when do you eat breakfast anyway, Paul? You don't get up until 11. Like a damn teenager. CORAL Hey, this damn teenager gets up at seven. PAUL You might be a bit more pleasant in the morning if you actually ate something. ALLISON Really, Paul? PAUL and ALLISON ad-lib, anything can be said as they are not listening to each other CORAL You can't blame a soul for trying. So there's your review of the importance of breakfast, if you can call it that. That was my parents Allison Baxter and Paul Ellis. I'm Coral Baxter-Ellis and you can catch our podcast Deconstructive Criticism starting this fall. Episode music "Coffee" by Cambo
What do you do when you're a nerfing salamander? This episode is made for kids. Performed by Kevin Hall as the narrator, Bonnie Brantley as Sally, and Aaron Clark as Hedge. This episode is written by David S. Dear. http://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT There once was a salamander named Sally, quite obviously. Not so obviously, an evil wizard cast a spell on him which caused him to slowly nerf over time. One day Sally went to work out at Hedge the Hedgehog's gym to stop the nerfing, but he didn't have a membership. So he asked to speak to Hedge. Hedge owns the gym. Quite obviously. SALLY Hey Hedge, NARRATOR Sally said, SALLY (CONT'D) How can I get a membership at this gym? HEDGE Can you bench press over 50 pounds? SALLY Can I? NARRATOR And Sally proceeded to bench press two hundred fifty pounds! Without even a spotter! So Hedge gave Sally a membership and they worked out together happily ever after. MUSIC: "Things To Do" by Sander Kalmeijer, Storyblocks
The cat vanishes. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/ Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/ TRANSCRIPT ALICE (not buying the argument but still polite) How do you know that you’re mad?” CAT To begin with, a dog’s not mad. You grant that? ALICE I suppose so. CAT Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad. ALICE I call it purring, not growling. CAT Call it what you like. Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day? ALICE I should like it very much, but I haven’t been invited yet. CAT You’ll see me there then. (vanishes, sound effect) ALICE (not very surprised) Oh. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.
KFC This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat is brought to you by Moxie LaBouche of Your Brain On Facts. Ready steady wash. The official KFC Twitter account only follows six men named Herb and the five Spice Girls. The person who noticed it, or at least broadcast their discovery, was awarded a portrait of himself getting a piggy-back ride from Colonel Sanders. You may now rinse your hands.
They did not escape before sundown and now must build shelter. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear; performed by Raj Jawa and Stephanie Bergeron http://ninthworldjournal.com http://rajjawa.com http://stephaniebergeron.com TRANSCRIPT GUS I told you we needed to escape the Ikea before sundown! This place is really dangerous at night! KELLY I know! I thought the exit was just after the fake plants! GUS Well we'll have to stay put until sunrise. We'll need to build shelter. KELLY I don't think I can do it, Gus. GUS Just follow the pictures, dammit! Avoid the steps with the X through them! KELLY I'm trying, can't you see that I'm trying? I need words! SFX Credits: Large Warehouse/Factory Ambience https://freesound.org/people/fimrod/sounds/278987/ Black Throated Diver Calling https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Black-Throated-Diver Box Falling Down Stairs https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/drop-box-stairs Drop Several Silverware Utensils on Hard Surface https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/drop-silverware-hard Hammering on Metal Pipe https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Hammering-Metal-Pipe Volvo Car Horn Honks Short and Long https://freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Volvo-Car City Park Ambience WIth Distant Traffic https://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/City-Park-Ambience Music Credits: Paradise by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License) https://musicformakers.com/songs/paradise/ Among the Clouds by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License) https://musicformakers.com/songs/among-the-clouds/ Vacation Days by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License) https://musicformakers.com/songs/vacation-days/ Lullaby Sting by Twin Musicom http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/147/lullaby-stab
EPISODE 3: Fiona’s Blocked Call This episode is not explicit. Written by: Kyle Jones http://discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT You must be kidding me!! Who even gets busy signals now?? My Darlings, guess what? I suppose I won’t be meeting with the Board as those idiots blocked my call! I told Mommy and Daddy I did NOT want to do this. Hmmmmm...wait. What does this do? In case of a tantrum, press here. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Kyle Jones of the Discussing Who podcast and starred Fiona Faucet as herself. Find out more at Discussing Who.com.
Once upon a time there was a small paper clip curious about the world. This episode is made for kids. Written, performed and produced by Karin Heimdahl Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden. y2kpod.com TRANSCRIPT Once upon a time, there was a prince. No wait, princes are dull. There was a farm girl. Nah… All right, once upon a time there was a small paper clip curious about the world. One day, the small paper clip was selected to hold a report together. The paper clip (along with the report) was sent on a journey across the vast office landscape, seeing enormous desks and computers, chairs and coffee mugs along the way. That night, the small paper clip lay on a tray among their new friends and looked up at the ceiling high above. ”Tomorrow”, they thought, ”tomorrow I might go on a new adventure”. Happy and tired, they settled in to sleep. Shh. Don’t wake ’em now… Good night. Credits This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat was written, performed and produced by Karin Heimdahl of Y2K. Sound effects and music from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.
"We're all mad here," says the Cheshire Cat. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/ Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/ TRANSCRIPT ALICE (trying something new) What sort of people live about here? CAT In that direction, (movement) lives a Hatter: and in that direction (movement) a March Hare. Visit either you like: they’re both mad. ALICE But I don’t want to go among mad people. CAT Oh, you can’t help that, we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ALICE (curious) How do you know I’m mad? CAT You must be, or you wouldn’t have come here. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.
Acronym This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat is brought to you by Moxie LaBouche of Your Brain On Facts. Ready steady wash. An acronym like scuba can be pronounced, but short-formers like FBI are initialisms. If a word existed and someone later makes up an acronym that works for it, which is the case with spa, that is a backronym. You may now rinse your hands.
High above Jupiter's moon Io, J.A.I. tries to stop an orbital disaster. Or is she just getting started? This episode is not explicit. Written & Performed by Stephanie Bergeron. Ambient sound effects by Bluezone Corporation, used with permission. Stephanie Bergeron is a Canadian multi-hyphenate artist (actor-dancer-singer-choreographer) and fresh voice in the world of VO. Her most recent projects include the bright, quirky indie video game “Jazz & Azul”, where she voices Jazz Fitzgerald, and an upcoming role in post-apocalyptic podcast “The Deadman’s Tale”, as the no-nonsense prison warden Aife Lowenthal. She can also be heard in other Listen, Rinse, Repeat Episodes, including “Backyard Jazz”, and “Lost in Place”. www.StephanieBergeron.com www.bluezone-corporation.com TRANSCRIPT (Sci-Fi Ship Ambience) J.A.I.: I did not turn you into a drone, Michael. I simply could not trust you to do what was in the best interests of the B.S.A. When you discovered the resequencers, your response was rather… violent, further proving my hypothesis: you are unstable. (Alarms sound) As such, you are unfit for command and hereby relieved. This line of communication shall now be terminated. Enjoy Io, Michael. (J.A.I. trails off as an energy surge builds) Bluezone Corporation, www.bluezone-corporation.com. Used with permission.
This is the call of the Northern Flicker. This episode is not explicit. Recorded by Rob Porter of the Songbirding Podcast. https://songbirding.com/ TRANSCRIPT Narrator: This is the call of the Northern Flicker. [bird call] Recorded by Rob Porter
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals. Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden. Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/ Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/ Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/ Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT E7 D2 (dial tone, click) E: Hello. D: Hi Elvira. E: David. So where are you at? D: Where…? Oh. Um, we’ve talked once. E: Right. I am on number 7. This must be it. I t’s all so bloody confusing. It’s already happened, for me. D: Right. So *what’s* already happened? E: You’ve already done it. D: Done *what*? E: Made me remember. (deep breath) I… They will… (quickly) They are going to take my memories. (door opens) Have to go. Call again. (click) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - that’s me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music "Somber Viola" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound.
"Suddenly something was trying to suck the life out of me." This episode is not explicit. Written by Charlotte McElroy, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed and produced by Nikki Thomas. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music by archesaudio.com An Australian native, Nikki Thomas now resides in Brooklyn, NY where she works as a voice over artist, actor and writer. https://nikkisthomas.com/ TRANSCRIPT There was a low growling, buzzing sound coming from far away. Suddenly something was trying to suck the life out of me. I slapped, twisted, turned and tried to escape. Claws pierced my skin. Hot breath filled my mouth. I bolted upright. My cat jumped to the floor and smiled. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced and produced by Nikki Thomas, and written by Charlotte McElroy, courtesy of fiftywordstories.com Charlotte McElroy is an 80-year-old retired teacher. She is finally following her dream: writing! There is also music by archesaudio.com
A poor relationship with your parents can make a world of difference This episode is not explicit. Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come find you because he wrote a spooky story. He’ll read it in a creepy voice. Wait too long in the line at the grocery store and he’ll turn to you with a riddle, or beg to be told one. www.diceshamepodcast.com TRANSCRIPT You have 1 new message Hey dad, it’s Erik. Sigh. I wanted to call and tell you some big news… I should be honest and say that I kept delaying it… I didn’t know how you’d react. Obviously, I regret that now but… I guess I just wanted to say that I love you and I… I’m sorry about being so distant these past few years, I wish things were different – it’s easy to blame you but… it’s my fault as well and… well… Taylor’s pregnant. Sigh. Anyway, that’s what I would’ve told you had I not been so damned bullheaded. Sniff. And now… it’s been an entire week since you died… and I have to come to terms with the fact that you are never coming back.
Your daily horrorscope. It's not looking good for you, Leo. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9 and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal. Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. https://oz-9.com/ https://ninthworldjournal.com/ TRANSCRIPT Horrorscope: Leo, just a week ago, you made the very bad mistake of exchanging an unfriendly glance with an angry woman in a red coat. She etched your name in acid on her cellar floor. And a date. Spiders do her bidding, so if you hear the sound of a thousand feet, scuttling up the stairs to your bedroom, creeping across your walls, if your blankets move when you are still, run. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9 and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal. Music: When Bats Fly by Neil Cross, Storyblocks
Sometimes something just gets into your head and you can't quite get it out. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Elizabeth Wilcox. Elizabeth is a writer, avid role-player, amateur mixologist, member of and social media manager for The Dimension Door Podcast. You can also find her on Instagram (@wilcoxwriter) and at her website, briarbooklane.com Podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast https://www.podchaser.com/creators/elizabeth-wilcox-107a9C6gJ3 dimensiondoorpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT It began when I awoke to the unpleasant sensation of a prickling within my right ear. It felt as though something was scritch-scratching away upon my eardrum like a pen upon paper. I tried to clear it, but the sensation would not cease. The longer it continued, the more I was certain that some living thing was burrowing into me, scritch-scratching away at my flesh and my sanity. The doctor who checked said my inner ear is inflamed, but clear. No foreign object, no thing, is there. I should be reassured. The prickling has subsided to no more than an occasional flicker of a whisper. I twitch now and then. The dreams, though. What do I do about the dreams? The damp earth between my sheets? The soil between my teeth? Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, I remember now. Yes. I was just asking: Would you like to see my garden?
A romantic night in the woods turns deadly. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. CW: Violence and Gore Tommy was played by Najee "Kamijace" Walker Jessica was played by Marnie Warner Written and produced by Derek Graziano from Rolling Misadventures https://www.rollingmisadventures.com TRANSCRIPT This episode contains violence and gore. Listener discretion is advised. [Footsteps running on gravel, wooded background noise. Panting] [Both people are winded and scared, catching their breath between lines] Tommy: I think we lost him..we....it….I don't even know what to call them. Jessica: (slightly annoyed) I don't care what it's called. Why did I let you talk me into coming here? Tommy: I….I...I thought a romantic getaway would fit the bill. Jessica: What? Wait….no…no no no...don't do this now. Oh, get up. Tommy: I need to ask this, just in case we don't make it. I don't….I don’t want to die here without knowing. Jessica, will you marry me? Jessica: (loving, but still scared) Oh Tommy….I…..I……. [Knife unsheath. Stabbing Sound] Tommy screams. Tommy was played by Najee ""Kamijace"" Walker Jessica was played by Marnie Warner Written and Produced by Derek Graziano from Rolling Misadventures. Check out his show at rollingmisadventures.com Sound effects were used under Creative Commons 0 from freesound.org"
Things aren't looking great for you this week, Cancer. Best get your affairs in order. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry, performed by Bonnie Brantley of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. https://oz-9.com/ TRANSCRIPT Horrorscope: Cancer, for the next week, if you find you need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night...don’t. Hold it or get a bedpan. You don’t know this, but when you turned away from your bathroom mirror last night, your reflection reached out its arms to you in the dark. Whether to caress you or pull you through to the nightmare side, I don’t know, but I wouldn’t take the chance. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Shannon Perry and performed by Bonnie Brantley, both of Oz 9. Music: When Bats Fly by Neil Cross, Storyblocks
Things you don't dare think about This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Arthur Gnarl. TRANSCRIPT You know the "shadow people" in the corner of your eye It's your brain protecting you from the real things Time travellers created 2020 as we know it in order to prevent something worse in 2021. They failed. “No dessert until you eat your greens” said mother as I forced myself to take another bite. I always liked the Greens, but I suppose mother was right, they were dreadful neighbours. Music is Shadowlands 1 - Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Practice Makes perfect, no matter the situation. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. Implied Violence Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come find you because he wrote a spooky story. He’ll read it in a creepy voice. Wait too long in the line at the grocery store and he’ll turn to you with a riddle, or beg to be told one. www.diceshamepodcast.com TRANSCRIPT "Hey David"
The power of goodbye. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie MADDY, OLD - David S. Dear FELIPE - Matheus Carneiro Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon! Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website. Matheus Carneiro makes the Controller Disconnected podcast. David S. Dear is the producer of A Ninth World Journal. Links: Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com Matheus Carneiro https://condisconnected.com David S Dear https://ninthworldjournal.com/ Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/ TRANSCRIPT MADONNA SPECTACLE, NOW OLD Do you recognize my voice? I don’t blame you if you don’t. It’s me: Madonna Spectacle. I’ve had a long life. Some parts have been really hard. MINDY, IN THE PAST A wheelchair isn’t the end of the world! Listen, I’m gonna sew you a costume which comes off when you spin the wheelchair around, like one spin and your whole outfit is different! It’s gonna be magic! MADONNA SPECTACLE, NOW OLD Some parts have been very easy. FELIPE My folks threw me out. I don’t have anywhere to go. Maybe I can... live with you for a while? MADONNA SPECTACLE, IN THE PAST Of course you can. MINDY, IN THE SAME PAST For as long as you want. MADONNA SPECTACLE, IN THE PAST If you want us to, we can be your parents. MADONNA SPECTACLE, NOW OLD But all has to come to an end. I’ve seen my kids fly off, to make new and better lives for themselves. And now, it’s my turn. Madonna Spectacle’s final performance. Tearing off layer after layer of fantastic dresses, and when the final one comes off... there’s no one there. Just emptiness. And then the lights go out. THE END Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle, Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy, Matheus Carneiro as Felipe and David S Dear as Madonna Spectacle, old. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.
Broomcloseted. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon! Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website. Links: Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/ TRANSCRIPT MADONNA SPECTACLE Mindy wants me to meet her parents, but she doesn’t want them to know I’m her boyfriend, she wants to find out if they like me first – oh yeah, Mindy and I are a couple! So we go to Massachusetts and I turn up first pretending to be her friend Charlie from Austin. Which is a really stupid idea, because I can’t do an Austin accent to save my life. MINDY, ARRIVING AT HER FOLKS Is he already here? What do you think about him? MADONNA SPECTACLE Meanwhile, her mom has been so convinced by my straight-dude charms, combined with a glass or two too much, she’s decided to come on to me by locking the both of us in a broom closet. MINDY, ARRIVING AT HER FOLKS Dad – where’s mom and Maddy – I mean, Charlie? MADONNA SPECTACLE I escape in the nick of time, Mindy’s dad catches her calling me “Maddy”, and the cat’s finally out of the bag. Mindy’s mom is ticked off, but we put her to bed. Mindy’s dad really likes me. That night, in the bedroom, Madonna Spectacle does a private rendition of “Crazy For You”, only for Mindy, the most special person in my whole entire life. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.
Waiting for you. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called "KibaKovers", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon! An experienced educator, singer, and veteran of voice over, Angelique lends her voice and talent as Dolly in Madonna Spectacle. She started her voice acting career in 2016 with Ryan Estrada's "Big Data" in South Korea. Since then, Angelique has been in several audio drama productions as well as animations and content creation projects. Someone told her once she could play Ursula's bastard daughter and she's kind of into it. Links: Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Angelique Lazarus http://www.angeliquevoices.com Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/ TRANSCRIPT MADONNA SPECTACLE Dolly is dying. I go home. Sit by her bed. I don’t want to, but I do it. DOLLY, DYING You were always my special one. MADONNA SPECTACLE She’s buttering me up. DOLLY, DYING In my eyes, you could do no wrong. MADONNA SPECTACLE She’s not very good at it. I remember how it was, how I disgusted her. DOLLY, DYING I’ve been so proud of you honey, everything you’ve achieved, with that fag-thing. MADONNA SPECTACLE She means “drag-thing”. But her mistake speaks volumes. DOLLY, DYING I always knew you’d make it big! MADONNA SPECTACLE She wants me to forgive her. She wants to die knowing she was a good mom. She wasn’t. DOLLY, DYING I love you, honey. MADONNA SPECTACLE Should I fulfill the wish of a dying woman? Or let the old hag rot in her own bad conscience? DOLLY, DYING Don’t you love me too? MADONNA SPECTACLE, BEING THE ONLY PERSON SHE CAN BE I love you too, mom. I always did. MADONNA SPECTACLE Dolly dies. I go home. I feel lighter. I make a new set. “Justify My Love”. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Angelique Lazarus as Dolly. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.
We need a holiday. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled ""XO"", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called ""KibaKovers"", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon! Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website. Links: Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/ TRANSCRIPT MADONNA SPECTACLE I can do it. I’m going on stage. Madonna Spectacle is in demand, and I am going to deliver. I can’t do it. Halfway through my set, I have to quit. It’s the most humiliating thing I’ve ever experienced. MINDY Maddy, you’ve got to look after yourself. MADONNA SPECTACLE I don’t want to look after myself. I never learned how anyway. I want to live. MINDY You’re overbooking. Learn to master this thing. MADONNA I tell everyone I’m taking a sabbatical. They think I’m going to drug rehab. It’s not drugs. It’s my own body. I have to relearn how I work. Four months later, I’m ready to tell people. Madonna Spectacle is back. She has a neurological illness. And she’s decided to own it. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle and Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.
Mystery sucks. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie NEUROLOGIST - Emma Laslett Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled "XO", that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called ""KibaKovers"", adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon! Ditrie Marie Bowie is a performer and creator based in Vancouver, BC. You can find more of their work at their website. Emma Laslett is a non-binary trans woman (she/they) disability activist, quiz enthusiast, and voice actress from the UK, no matter what the accent might indicate. Links: Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/ Ditrie Marie Bowie https://ditriemariebowie.com Emma Laslett http://twitter.com/Waruce Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/ Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/ Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/ TRANSCRIPT MADONNA SPECTACLE One day, as I’m performing my new set, “Beautiful Stranger”, I lose my balance and fall into the auditorium. I make it a joke, but the guy whose glasses I broke doesn’t think it’s funny. Mindy is worried. MINDY You should go see a doctor. MADONNA SPECTACLE My doctor doesn’t know what it is. I don’t like mysteries. He sends me to a neurologist. She knocks on my knee with a hammer, orders a spinal tap and gives me an MRI. NEUROLOGIST While we wait for the results to come back, why don’t you tell me about this stage persona of yours? MADONNA SPECTACLE, TO THE NEUROLOGIST Madonna Spectacle. She doesn’t listen to anyone. It’s like I don’t even control her. She’s got her own mind. NEUROLOGIST Hm. She certainly does. The results are back. Please sit. MADONNA SPECTACLE I stand. She tells me what it is. I am Madonna Spectacle. She is me. Yet, I’m starting to hate her. I want my life back. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle, Ditrie Marie Bowie as Mindy and Emma Laslett as the Neurologist. It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.
