Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nate Bargatze on SNL; Laxative effect; Robbing banks for NFL tickets; Recycled water beer; Drinking survey; Grocery groper; Ruth and Smokey Robinson; Restaurant lines; And more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Arizona is out of the tournament; Trailer for “Unfrosted”; Fun With Basketball Audio; Senior citizens have 50% more STIs than ten years ago; Recap of why Chelsea is out today; Two New Jersey schools closing for the eclipse; Disneyland ride closed because of human ashes; Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married; People want smaller portions; And so much more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Official start of baseball; What to do if your car goes into the water; Woman gets a nail in her throat while eating pork rinds; Why Chelsea has been away from the show; How to determine if you eclipse glasses are real; Easter is becoming Christmas part 2; Shrinkflation; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving; Pizza Hut’s eclipse deal; Baltimore bridge collapse; Woody Game Wednesday-Cool Beans sits in for Chelsea; Chick-Fil-A ends pledge to use non-antibiotic chicken; 7-11 hot dog flavored sparkling water; Costco will not let non-members sit in their food court; And so much more!
Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving Is Today, So Just Tell Me This Famous Mike-Hey, Hey, Hey!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bridge collapse in Maryland; Wearing leggings on a flight could be fatal; Snapple introduces eclipse-themed flavor; Traveling to see the eclipse; The Price Is Right has emergency sweats in case a contestant pees their pants; Pearl Jam album release in theaters; Dave Attell’s new Netflix special; Flight delays due to the eclipse; IRS has unclaimed tax refunds that are about to expire; Trader Joe’s increases the price of bananas; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Vasectomy talk; Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday; Wal-Mart makes renovations to attract the luxury shopper; A Cool Beans anniversary: not eating bananas after dark; Cool Beans Remix; Instagram limiting political content; Woody gives the new Roadhouse movie another try; Happy Gilmore 2 and sequels that are better than the original; Kevin Bacon will attend the Footloose high school’s last prom; And so much more!
Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New Ghostbusters movie is out today; Fun With Basketball Audio; Americans are forgetting to brush their teeth; Woody’s dental issues; Roadhouse review; You should not try to go to the bathroom before leaving the house; Office goggles; And so much more!
Coach Philip Poole talks about the new soccer league and Carolina's new team.
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Parking update; Emmet Walsh has passed away; Twelve-year-old is served an alcoholic beverage at an Outback; A woman loses her hand in a hair dryer incident; Ohio is replacing driving instructors with an app; Driver's ed stories; Filling out tournament brackets; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Somebody parked in Wilcox’s parking spot; Flava Flav is going back to high school; Update on Woody’s child running out of gas; Fubo TV does not have TBS, TNT, or Tru TV; Woody Game Wednesday; Cicadas are coming and they will pee on you; Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi; TV news: Kristin Wiig’s new tv show and Travis Kelce may host the reboot of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader; And so much more!
All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go-There’s a Lot of Celebrities That Are Atheist, Don’t You Know!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Richard Simmons is NOT dying; John Mellancamp cuts his concert short; Intimacy ban at the Olympics lifted; Home Depot is putting out Halloween decorations; Woody’s child is worried about running out of gas; The Poohniverse is a thing; Free cones from Dairy Queen; Orange dot Iphone scare; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: PETA’s email to the show; Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her in sex scenes; Government steps in to rectify the broken ice cream machines at McDonalds; Woody and Chelsea review Ricky Stanicky; Cool Beans Remix; Cool Beans and her Golden Girls show; Target limits the number of items that can be purchased via self-checkout; Amazon tells workers to think happy thoughts to reduce stress; Only 34% of people prefer to see a movie in a theater; Leprosy making a comeback in the U.S. because people are touching armadillos; Long Beach State makes NCAA tournament after coach was fired; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s delivery drama; Anniversary of the debut of Mr. Belvedere and Three’s Company; Fun With Golf Audio; PETA wants to replace Easter eggs with potatoes; Baby Got Back/My Humps done in the style of the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel; Fifty people injured on flight after pilot is pushed into the plane controls; Reporter sends her own DNA to a pet DNA company; And so much more!
Things that sound funny when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.
Fortune Feimster discusses her tour, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and butt massages!
Today on the Pi Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bits from the past; Pi Day deals; Substitute bus driver makes kids get off at the wrong location; QVC apologizes for offensive email; Adults ordering off the kids menu; Woody gets the senior discount at the grocery store; Playing with dogs is beneficial for pet parents; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Aaron Rodgers may be the next vice president; Why Woody sucks; The anniversary of the discover of Uranus; Partners sleeping in separate beds; Young people cannot recognize fruits and vegetables; Woman steals $28,000 worth of gas; Woody Game Wednesday; Sausage recall; Coors Light advent calendar for March Madness; McDonald’s new uniforms; Craziness for Trader Joe’s mini tote bags; And so much more!
When You’re Wearing Earmuffs, You Can’t Frown; Tell Me This Celebrity That Had a Public Meltdown!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The history of Deez Nuts; Eric Carmen has passed away; Chuck E. Cheese’s rolls out a subscription service; Virgin Cruise’s summer season pass; Wilcox is suffering the effects of the reaper chicken sandwich; Twelve-year-old boy spends the night in a Target; People are no longer chewing gum; Benefits of walking barefoot; Lie detectors in restaurants; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody Game Wednesday: a retrospective; Oscar’s recap: John Cena’s nude skit on the Oscar’s and Al Pacino announces the Best Picture winner; Cool Beans Remix; Companies make men use menstrual cramp simulator; Madonna yells at concert-goer for not dancing then realizes they are in a wheelchair; A man legally changed his name to Deez Nuts; Other things to do when you set your clocks back; Man catches parasites from eating undercooked bacon; Wilcox watches the tv show Girls with his family; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: International Women’s Day; New documentary called Sperm World; Fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul will air on Netflix; Kung Fun Panda 4 and Jack Black’s cover of Baby One More Time; Eating carbs makes you less attractive; Women do more unpaid housework than men; To get rich, all you have to do is go to Applebee’s; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nude hobbyist group; Reason for a day off-the anniversary of Charlie Sheen getting fired from Two and a Half Men; Pool covers stops car from sinking in pool; Kansas City Chief fans get frostbite at football game; Spaceman movie starring Adam Sandler; Ricky Stanicky on Amazon Prime; Casey Anthony pitches reality show; Steve Martin documentary on Apple TV+; Toddler’s haircut makes her look like a Golden Girl; Oscar Mayer will offer a vegan hot dog; TSA is offering self-screening; And so much more!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tapping on the microphone; Tom Arnold’s birthday; Norway has a nasal spray problem; Woody Game Wednesday; Man sues the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas; Bowling in the Buff event; And so much more!
Ain’t No Big Deal-Just Tell Me This Famous Phillip or Phil!
Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Harrison Ford anniversary; Planning for the time change; Things that boost your libido; Plane grounded because pilots can't turn off the no smoking sign; Another vehicle recall; Surgery mishaps; And so much more!
Woody is doing the podcast so things are probably going to be screwed up...don't blame Cool Beans! She's feeling under the weather and Woody is.......well he's Woody, so you know. Great reason to take today off as Catherine O'Hara is celebrating a birthday Did you know that in most states you have to have a doctor's note for your kid to put on sunscreen at school? That might be changing Speaking of things in school, a school district in Oklahoma is under fire for a fund raising event that had some of the kids doing very strange things Why are more and more companies using personality tests for EVERY job that they offer? If you rob an armored truck driver, is it mandatory to steal his pants as well? They have decided with the 10th anniversary of that MH370 flight disappearing that they are going to keep looking for it. There's been a recall of a Trader Joe's food product and the reason is oddly specific