Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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1035 episodes

How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  The Distorted View Thursday Night Movie 00:24:16  Introduction 02:24:14 Old Gay Men Preying On Young Guys Online In The 90’s #GayDads4Sons IRC 08:50:07  Adult Phone Chat Lines 11:55:16  A Phone Sex Wakeup Call Service 14:52:19  Meade Has Lost Weight..And Maybe Exposed Himself 22:57:12  The Mighty Farting Power Ranger Fanatic 25:48:00  Smelling […] The post How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child https://distortedview.com/2024/03/14/how-to-hire-a-python-to-eat-a-child/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

1s
Mar 14, 2024
Would You Like Cream With That?

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Distorted View Tuesday Night Movie 00:21:12  Introduction 02:15:20  Addicted To Porn? 04:49:19  Vintage Dog Erotica Paperback 12:29:10  Sextastic Tuesday: Would You Like Cream With That? 21:35:10  Man Vs. Train – The Rematch 24:22:08  Devon Sweeney Fights With The Pink Hair Bitch 27:55:04  Support Distorted View! Thank You! 30:10:19  Madonna Is […] The post Would You Like Cream With That? https://distortedview.com/2024/03/12/would-you-like-cream-with-that/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

53m
Mar 12, 2024
Bowl Out With Your Hole Out – Let’s Go Nude Bowling!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:22:04  Cloud Busting 14:12:12  Annoying Racist Streaming Meets a Satisfying End 18:48:08  The Man Who Thinks Donald Trump Is “Hot” 21:03:00  Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Confrontation 24:43:03  The Man Being Harassed By Pervert Train Drivers 32:36:18  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:21:06  Thai Lady Boys Vs. Trans Prostitutes 37:35:11  Scorpion Scrot Bite […] The post Bowl Out With Your Hole Out – Let’s Go Nude Bowling! https://distortedview.com/2024/03/07/bowl-out-with-your-hole-out-lets-go-nude-bowling/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

50m
Mar 07, 2024
High School Varsity Toe Sucking Contests – The America Liberals Want

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:22:07  Test Of Patience: International Rescue Ranger Edition  04:59:22  Thank God That’s Over With! 05:09:21  Just Kidding. Welcome To Hell. 07:31:20  Settle In…We’re Nowhere Close To Being Done 11:23:14  Sorry To Everyone Who Is New To The Show 12:43:13  Let’s Check In With The Vore (Human Swallowing) Fetish 16:31:14  Streamer […] The post High School Varsity Toe Sucking Contests – The America Liberals Want https://distortedview.com/2024/03/05/high-school-varsity-toe-sucking-contests-the-america-liberals-want/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

57m
Mar 05, 2024
Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:03:03  Child Crucifies Two National Anthems / Awful Singer 08:10:24  Livestreaming Your Firing / Meltdown 13:17:08  The Snapping Grannies Sing About Nut Sacks And Vaginal Bleeding 18:24:08  Scooping Sunflower Seed Shells From A Woman’s Butthole 23:24:22  Sovereign Citizen Arrest 29:46:23  Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV 31:14:01  PO […] The post Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum https://distortedview.com/2024/03/01/scooping-out-sunflower-seeds-from-your-rectum/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

56m
Mar 01, 2024
How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:08  Lord Douche And The Neverending Rental Car Saga 04:35:08  Communicating With Galactic Unicorns 16:40:05  Racist Freak Out Over Hot Sauce 20:14:22  Having A Complete Mental Breakdown Because She Took A Photo 31:00:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:32:00  Taylor Swift Is About To Activate Her Global Coven Of Teenage […] The post How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns https://distortedview.com/2024/02/28/how-to-cosmically-channel-galactic-unicorns/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

54m
Feb 28, 2024
Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology

On Today’s Show: We’re starting the week off with a best of program! This was originally a Sideshow exclusive podcast, so if you’re not yet a member — It’s NEW TO YOU! Tomorrow’s show will be for Sideshow members and I’ll return for a new podcast for everyone on Wednesday. Enjoy! Our New PO Box […] The post Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology https://distortedview.com/2024/02/26/plopping-and-nutting-up-the-staircase-of-factology/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

35m
Feb 26, 2024
Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:21:17  Hello (Whores) 03:28:23  Opening Music 03:48:22  The Latest Criticisms From Lord Douche 13:15:05  Meade Is Packing On The Pounds 18:42:09  Forum Posts That Make Meade Even More Unlikeable 21:24:13  A Topsy Turvey Butthole 24:32:04  Youtuber Wants To Discuss His Nasty Smelling Testicles. Okkaaaaay 31:37:13  New Dirty Pop Dance Music! […] The post Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte https://distortedview.com/2024/02/22/sipping-on-your-morning-pork-loin-latte/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

1h 0m
Feb 22, 2024
Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:20  Donald Trump Sneakers! 08:43:01  New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network 12:21:18  Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat 17:17:06 Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops 22:18:05  Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store 26:06:06  Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It […] The post Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater! https://distortedview.com/2024/02/20/now-you-too-can-own-donald-trumps-dirty-bathwater/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

51m
Feb 20, 2024
How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:14  Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible!   10:45:22  Caught In A Whale Poonado! 15:48:05  Police Officer Gets Spooked And Just Starts Shooting 22:54:05  Trans Activist Loses Her Cool 28:23:01  Meade’s Big List Of Accomplishments 33:37:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 34:37:10  Race Faker Gets Fired Over Only […] The post How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy https://distortedview.com/2024/02/15/how-to-turn-your-stanley-tumbler-into-a-rejizzable-sex-toy/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

54m
Feb 15, 2024
The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations

On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of DV is being released to everyone, Thanks to AdamEve.Com – Use PROMO Code FREAK for 50% Off, A Valentines Day Lovers Kit, 6 Free Movies, and FREE Shipping! 00:00:00  Promo Code FREAK @ AdamEve.Com 01:19:08  Introduction 04:19:05  Rejecting Dudes With The Pop Of A Balloon 12:02:19  Penis […] The post The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations https://distortedview.com/2024/02/14/the-best-penis-mantras-and-scrotal-meditations/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

57m
Feb 14, 2024
Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally

On Today’s Fantastic Show – 00:00:00 Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com – 50% For VD 01:19:15  Introduction 03:33:04  Special Snatch / Ear Wax 05:19:22  A Mystical Gift From Beyond Returns!  08:03:10 Distorted View PO Box 36268 Cincinnati, OH 45236 09:38:16  Spit, Snot, And Loogie Fetish 18:21:14 The Man Who Was Born With A 15″ Dong 24:22:15 […] The post Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally https://distortedview.com/2024/02/13/revenge-is-best-served-vaginally-2/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

55m
Feb 13, 2024
Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy

On Today’s Show- 00:00:00  Introduction 02:36:07  Messages Left On The Antifa Hotline 09:49:03  Tamir Is Very Defensive About His Sexuality 16:14:19  This Youtuber Doesn’t Do Well With Women 20:28:10  Toilet Sniffluencer Loves The Fame And The Cocaine! 24:33:12  Signfeld – Riffing On Store Names 28:01:08  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:27:07  Nearly Licked To Death […] The post Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy https://distortedview.com/2024/02/08/twitching-prostates-and-drakes-drizzly-glizzy/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

50m
Feb 08, 2024
Please, No Yodeling On A First Date

On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Valentines Day Promo Code “FREAK” 50% Off And So Much More! 03:31:01  A Not Great Way To Celebrate Black History Month 08:51:03  Meade’s Online Dating Misadventures 20:51:07  Baby Andy Can’t Wipe Properly And Wants To Talk About It 24:23:16  Tornado Freak Out 26:01:00  Poo Fingerpainter Looking For Love 30:38:24  Become […] The post Please, No Yodeling On A First Date https://distortedview.com/2024/02/06/please-no-yodeling-on-a-first-date/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

51m
Feb 06, 2024
Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 50% Off At AdamEve.Com – PROMO CODE: FREAK 01:14:09  Introduction 02:45:24  You’re Coming On A Good One 04:06:18  Deranged Man Cuts Dad’s Head Off – An Indepth Look 11:21:19  America’s Newest Decapitator Is Also A Musician! 18:24:07  Head Butcher Justin Mohn Was Also An Esteemed Author (Self Published) 24:06:21  Proof Baby […] The post Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism https://distortedview.com/2024/02/01/decapitation-tips-from-the-us-department-of-cannibalism/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

51m
Feb 01, 2024
Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day – Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com 01:43:00  Introduction 03:22:12  Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 17:01:13  Inmate Video Personal Ads Have Invaded TikTok 18:34:10  More Grant Macdonald / Ram Ranch Arrest Info 25:58:23  First Amendment Auditor Tries His Luck At An Elementary School 29:43:00  Blind Twins Singing Songs Bitching […] The post Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station https://distortedview.com/2024/01/30/woman-peeled-her-twattermelon-at-the-gas-station/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

59m
Jan 30, 2024
Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today!

Hey Freaks! We’re doing a best of show right now! This one is from about 10 years ago. I’ll be back later for a new Sideshow-Exclusive episode! Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Get Your Penis Insurance Premium Quote Today! https://distortedview.com/2024/01/26/get-your-penis-insurance-premium-quote-today/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

45m
Jan 26, 2024
Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:44:01  Social Media Meltdown Over The Barbie Movie And The Oscars 07:47:21  Tom Hanks Perv Allegations 12:10:11  Which Terrorist Act Was Really An Offering To Satan? 15:27:09  A GUy On Tiktok Reveals Why He Doesn’t Wipe After Using The Bathroom 19:51:14  Awful As Seen On TV Product – Eat This […] The post Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There! https://distortedview.com/2024/01/25/ram-ranch-has-been-raided-by-police-its-a-gay-waco-over-there/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

57m
Jan 25, 2024
The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:16 The Lord Douche Chronicles: Part 931 07:44:02  Leaning Tower Of Crap / Careless Fairies 12:59:17  Racist First Date Ends With A Stalking 17:40:18  Bug Chases, Gift Givers, And The Language Of AIDSy Love 22:16:03  Jerk Junkies Taking Meat Into Their Own Hands 25:33:04  A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame […] The post The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida https://distortedview.com/2024/01/23/the-dictionary-is-too-hot-for-florida/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

54m
Jan 23, 2024
What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat?

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:07  The Double Life Of The Weirdest Adult Film Director 11:08:24  Demonic Forces Keeping Meade At The Same Weight 15:14:07  Getting Kitty Litter Bombed On Your Livestream 19:15:10  Daring To Glance Over At Your Dumb, Precious Child 23:16:02  Airplane Freakout 25:45:17  Tamir Is Experimenting Sexually And Learning About His Body […] The post What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat? https://distortedview.com/2024/01/18/what-if-earth-is-gods-farm-and-humans-are-his-meat/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

52m
Jan 18, 2024
How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22  Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21  Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17  Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee https://distortedview.com/2024/01/16/how-to-pass-a-human-drug-test-with-dog-pee/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

47m
Jan 16, 2024
How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Urine

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22  Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21  Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17  Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Urine https://distortedview.com/show/2024/01/16/how-to-pass-a-human-drug-test-with-dog-urine/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com/show.

47m
Jan 16, 2024
Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02  Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13  Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19  Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13  New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape https://distortedview.com/2024/01/11/introducing-fisting-poetry-and-the-maya-angelou-of-gape/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

50m
Jan 11, 2024
Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02  Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13  Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19  Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13  New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape https://distortedview.com/show/2024/01/11/introducing-fisting-poetry-and-the-maya-angelou-of-gape/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com/show.

50m
Jan 11, 2024
Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14  Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23  Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10  Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! https://distortedview.com/2024/01/09/next-gen-ai-enabled-rectum-washers-are-here/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

51m
Jan 09, 2024
Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14  Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23  Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10  Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! https://distortedview.com/show/2024/01/09/next-gen-ai-enabled-rectum-washers-are-here/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com/show.

51m
Jan 09, 2024
Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11  A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19  Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10  Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20  Support Distorted View! 30:43:20  Virtual Rape Is Back In The News  35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex https://distortedview.com/2024/01/04/last-call-for-legal-corpse-sex/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

49m
Jan 04, 2024
Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11  A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19  Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10  Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20  Support Distorted View! 30:43:20  Virtual Rape Is Back In The News  35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex https://distortedview.com/show/2024/01/04/last-call-for-legal-corpse-sex/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com/show.

49m
Jan 04, 2024
Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24  Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04  When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24  Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02  Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12  Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips https://distortedview.com/2024/01/02/piss-play-prostitution-and-potato-chips/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com.

53m
Jan 02, 2024
Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24  Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04  When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24  Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02  Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12  Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips https://distortedview.com/show/2024/01/02/piss-play-prostitution-and-potato-chips/ first appeared on Distorted View Daily https://distortedview.com/show.

53m
Jan 02, 2024