Shutdown Fullcast

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The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.

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694 episodes

Garbage Monster Force Ghost

Star Wars shipping, mapped Dune Part Two, reviewed New show sponsor Wolverine, yes That One, joins our panel discussion on nationalized healthcare A visit to our local Georgia football and tax evasion message board Where’s that Kim Mulkey article at Everybody but Holly is enjoying the basketball tournament What a home-site format might mean for the future of college football playoffs Mussolini’s taste in hats, disparaged What television progrum is today’s 24? A visit with our buddies inside the Trojan Horse This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi  Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 37m
Mar 27
Fatal AttrACCtion: Clemson Goes A-Courtin’

Holly has some train news Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC The Cal Appreciation Minute ™ Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch This Is March [citation needed] This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Seth Guttman See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi  Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 18m
Mar 20
We're Gonna Pave The Ocean

- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry - Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated - Found a haunted website - Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts - Jason launches a new Scottish conquest - Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess? - If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved - Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience - Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time - Breaking hair news - How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender - Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky - This week's theme performed by Surber - See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi  - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure - Purchase only the finest show merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 21m
Mar 13
ABANDON THE SUPER LEAGUE, EMBRACE THE REGULAR LEAGUE

- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents - Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone - Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode - Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football - Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference - And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another - And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another - This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts - This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham - Visit preownedairboats.com for merch - Go buy Jason's book, Hell Is a World Without You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 13m
Mar 06
The College Football Old-Timers' Plan

Flat Cam Theory Dune is a college football movie Marvin Harrison Jr. eradicates the LSAT The Absolutely True Story of the Oldest Longhorn Ever Dan Enos Sneak Attacks Spencer An extended game which ends with us sending Jared Goff to FSU, Geno Smith to Rutgers, and Russell Wilson to Texas A&M after their playing days are over This episode theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure Visit preownedairboats dot com for earthly treasures Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for the book that got all those people to come listen to Spencer talk about his church experience at the Religion Disasters live show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 41m
Feb 28
LIVE: Church Disasters & Jason's novel launch

- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS - Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing - Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder - Lmao this intro music by Trey - Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project - Spencer: undercover Crusader? - A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest - Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You - Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU - Hot gossip!! The media-biz stories behind "niche"!! - Blockhead freshmen savage a (totally real) Christian advice manual, as performed by Jamie Howard, Will Leitch, Chili, Andrew Klema, Brigit our videographer, Jay Busbee, and Daniel Palmer - Ryan's Catholic zoology update - Collective salvation, as explained by a 2000s punk cover song - Thank you to AV crew Surber, Doug, Anthony, and Brigit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2h 20m
Feb 20
Polyamorous Loose Cannons and Super Bowl Film Breakdown

A small amount of football talk regarding the Super Bowl, not too much, don’t worry Surber has difficulties Masculinity is back, and this is just what it looks like Chip Kelly does the Reverse Oregon Trail A modest proposal for next year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl Swedish Yule Goat Arson Update This episode theme arranged and performed by James Yerby Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 8m
Feb 14
Super Bowl Preview: Introducing Tony Hawk's Flight Simulator

Las Vegas Super Bowl preview includes: necessity of spray tans! The deceptively wide-ranging concept of Game Management! We definitely all know which NFL player would befriend a coyote! Chiefs Fatigue and its roots! Spencer makes several dangerous propositions You'll never guess which fanbases are still/already in their feelings about the 2023-24 college football season! A use case for porn bots Back to Chuck E. Cheese Pondering the State Of Broadcast Journalism Affirmations of our youths This episode theme arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 27m
Feb 07
Come To Las Vegas To Die Like A King

Light the MILFBeam for the Super Bowl Criss Angel, Sober Hall Buddy Stop un-theming hotels DJ Durkin’s back, that taste in your throat is nihilism and it’s not going away Pacific J!i!!m!! Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 4m
Jan 31
The Michael Felder Episode (Featuring Stephen Hartzell)

- Choose a Google Drive product to get stuck in, Tron-style - A brief history of how Hand In The Dirt saved the Shutdown Fullcast - America's new favorite podcast game is Where's Felder - Is self-cleaning mode on an oven even a real thing - Offseason plans, advice, and brags, from horticulture to romance novel food trucks - How to get into wrestling in 2024, which Jason says you should do - Ryan is an old man who fears technology - No for real have you seen Felder - Out: Peloton. In: Pianos. - Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Brian Conway - Visit preownedairboats dot com for commerce - Visit shutdownfullbooks dot com for spiritual sustenance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 30m
Jan 24
PORTAL WIVES: Do Who's Best For Bama

We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships  A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach? For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit? Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 27m
Jan 17
COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP RECAP, EVENTUALLY

Michigan-Washington recap is preceded by a 45-minute field trip to suburban Birmingham Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Russell Powell Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 36m
Jan 10
The Bible: Code Red (College Football Championship Preview)

Mostly off-air, the crew attempts to discern the Bible's first wine mom More news from Pompeii Let's make Ted Cruz a trophy. No, not like that Can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT [complimentary] We are out of fun ways to do BAMA LOST LOL episodes! Several other football games have occurred since we last spoke Happy holidays from the Harbaugh family Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 38m
Jan 03
2023 40 FOR 40, Vol. 3

- This one has: Fenway Bowl! Pinstripe Bowl! Pop-Tarts Bowl! Alamo Bowl! Gator Bowl! Sun Bowl! - Ryan is the enemy of the working class! - Liberty Bowl! Cotton Bowl! Peach Bowl! Music City Bowl! Orange Bowl! Arizona Bowl! - He’s out of touch with normal people, sitting in his Tennessee mansion! - ReliaQuest Bowl! Fiesta Bowl! Citrus Bowl! - Also at least five minutes of Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl talk! - Boo Ryan whenever you see him! - Visit preownedairboats dot com to get all the stuff you actually wanted for the holidays - Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 44m
Dec 27, 2023
2023 40 FOR 40, Vol. 2

Featuring: Boca Raton Bowl! Gasparilla Bowl! Birmingham Bowl! Camellia Bowl! Armed Forces Bowl! Potato Bowl! 68 Ventures (?!) Bowl! Las Vegas Bowl! Hawaii Bowl (OR IS IT??)! Quick Lane Bowl! First Responder Bowl! Guaranteed Rate Bowl! Military Bowl! Mayo Bowl! Holiday Bowl! Texas Bowl! Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 35m
Dec 20, 2023
2023 40 FOR 40, Vol. 1

Featuring: Myrtle Beach Bowl! Celebration Bowl! New Orleans Bowl! Cure Bowl! New Mexico Bowl! Gronk Bowl! Independence Bowl! Famous Toastery (what) Bowl! Frisco Bowl! This episode is most definitely not sponsored by Arby’s  Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 4m
Dec 13, 2023
Ron DeSantis Sue This Podcast Challenge

The crew does a little freelance medical research If you’re one of those blessed souls who gets their news from this podcast, buckle up Celebrating FSU’s brief run as America’s Team Yearning for a return to pre-bowl Honest Grift Elysium A year-end review of the show’s top episode Spencer plays Bible trivia Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 7m
Dec 06, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Championship Weekend College Football Recap And Day-Old Bread Emporium

SHOW NOTES The crew of the intrepid Shutdown Fullship bands together for one final (?!?!?) midnight romp between the forces of math and good sense and the will of an indignant, capricious hive of suits in a hotel ballroom Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 29m
Dec 03, 2023
Normal College Football Podcast feat. Your Nightmares Made Flesh

Ryan has some terrible musical news Niche publishing update A LONG-AWAITED ANNOUNCEMENT Coaching carousel and playoff talk! Normal college football podcast! The voices are back. All of them. Yeah, that one too. Sorry Settle your stomachs and let’s take a look at the championships weekend schedule Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 21m
Nov 29, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 13 College Football Recap: Sexy Commodores In Your Area

SHOW NOTES Folks, it’s time once again for F*CK OHIO DAY Some brand-new podcast business Another uneventful Iron Bowl ends in FOURTH AND A MILROE ™ The whole crew breaks out their new Kirk Ferentz voices. Sleep tight! A genuine celebration of Kentucky-Louisville An un-celebration of SEC refereeing And so much more Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Donation link to Set The Expectation's holiday fundraiser as pitched by Producer Doug: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/settheexpectation/4th-annual-dc-coalition-holiday-gift-toy-drive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 49m
Nov 26, 2023
Week 13 College Football Preview: Explaining To Spencer That Auburn Lost To New Mexico State

It’s Thanksgiving so we’re talking about which Bible characters were big huggers A very important Podcast Business announcement Spencer gets his news from the Fullcast, like all of you An impromptu awards ceremony ensues Poseidon tries to start shit with Jason just as he brings news from the sea Florida State confronts the trolley problem Week 13 preview! No, for real! Time to put the Dukes up Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM  for exclusive literary revelations  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 29m
Nov 22, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 12 College Football Recap: Auburn Lost To New Mexico State

SHOW NOTES Everybody behave, we have guests! First up: Alex Kirshner of vaunted NFL media empire Split Zone Duo educates us on November Maryland meteorology As you may have divined from the title, New Mexico State beat Auburn in football, and we all saw. Everyone saw! Graham Mertz damns the torpedoes A bit of Michigan lore, as a treat The meanest thing anyone has ever said about Lincoln Riley Darude moves South Carolina Jason looks at a chalk season in a new light Remember to place your Bama feelings in the proper historical context  Another guest! Welcome Auburn Superfan Josh Playoff update for our beloved Big Sky conference SURPRISE THIRD GUEST!! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 25m
Nov 19, 2023
2023 College Football Coaching Carousel: Right Bucket, Wrong Head

Huge breaking news out of the SEC West following Saturday’s games! Also, they went and fired Jimbo What’s next for A&M, Mississippi State, San Diego State, the previously-evacuated Northwestern and Michigan State gigs, and other assorted progrums Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 23m
Nov 15, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 11 College Football Recap: Bleeding Crying Cussing Praying Michigan

SHOW NOTES They may have been in Happy Valley, but to Michigan that’s just a trench, and the Wolverines will have you know there’s nothing cheerful about trench warfare The removal of a Herm Edwards restrictor plate, and its consequences Bama has gone and drunk their Bama juice Spencer definitely does not reveal his vote in the currently actually interesting Heisman race Brock Bowers: very much operational Unexpected froth and fireworks from Memphis! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 8m
Nov 12, 2023
Week 11 College Football Preview: Time to Tom Bombachill

Are orcas Catholic? Discuss Holly provides a crucial update on the Pope’s Exorcist film franchise It’s past time you all learned about the Boyds, ringlords of East Tennessee Michigan’s rampaging streak of normal ones continues unchecked coming up: Jim Fight! Spencer invents Louisiana Iowa Jason anoints New Bedlam Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 19m
Nov 08, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 10 College Football Recap: Guest Starring Connor Stalions (Probably?)

SHOW NOTES Some real vintage Fullcast audio here this week with Ryan calling in from the field while Jason once again floats between the realms Bedlam saves the best for last Big Iowa Hole news! Army-Air Force: security concerns abound! Indiana had 20 first downs and 261 yards of offense And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 10m
Nov 05, 2023
Dabo and Devil’s Night: A Rich Text

SHOW NOTES The longest cold open in Fullcast history Dabo does his very best Julia Sugarbaker, which isn’t as good as Holly’s Julia Sugarbaker, but we’re sure he tried his best For a rich guy Dabo sure is sensitive about money! Let’s find some other 53-year-olds, for scientific comparison Okay so who CAN we rely on, looking at the back third of the schedule Let’s check in with Michigan, having another normal one Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 27m
Nov 01, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 9 College Football Recap: The ACC Saved Halloween

SHOW NOTES A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now?We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format! Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right? Dave Doeren cuts a promo The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon Once again, Penn State, don’t worry, we saw you Big weekend for the Arizonae! Asking the big questions: Is Nebraska good now? Is Baylor bad? Oh, we also reinvented the postseason, again Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 27m
Oct 29, 2023
The Hunt For Blue October

SHOW NOTES Checking in with our friend Jenna Ellis Yeah that doesn’t take long, because uh-oh, Michigan is suddenly the crime mitten How much … whatever … should we ascribe to head coaches in these situations? So what’s next for our boy Harbz? Putting this whole saga in context of the Big Ten (man this really does sound like a football podcast, doesn’t it, sorry about that) cares? Well, we’ll tell you! Hitler update! Don’t worry Penn State, we’ll get to you What SHOULD Penn State fans want? Let’s talk a little NFL and MLB because it’s fall y’all!! Jason presents playoff rankings trivia Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 38m
Oct 25, 2023
FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 8 College Football Recap / Somehow Also “The Horny Episode”

SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State Jason presents an ode to Iowa Holly must crope The whole Big 12 is keyuuuuuute If you’re reading this, congratulations on your performance tonight for Kansas State “Mike Gundy was right” — Spencer Mapping Bret Bielema FCS roundup! A bowl-eligible Georgia State emerges! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1h 19m
Oct 22, 2023