Yo! Slimfast gave Lazlo some true-crime homework over the weekend and Lazlo came to class prepared. *Fentanyl is apparently the number one cause of death for Americans 18-45. So why are fentanyl test strips illegal in Kansas? *How's your bracket looking? Lazlo is a current favorite to win the pool at work so you might want to take his advice if on plan on making any big bets going forward. *Doomscrolling!! Tornadoes have destroyed huge swaths of Mississippi. Taylor Swift fans are in court today fighting Ticketmaster. Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton's song Rainbowland is a little too controversial for at least one elementary school. A man spends almost $70k on a used Maserati from Carvana only to discover that it was stolen. Utah is passing laws aimed at restricting kids from using social media without permission. *A longtime news anchor in Mississippi appears to have been pulled from the air after she quoted Snoop Dogg on live tv. Is this for sure what happened? I'm not sure, my friend. *Another day, another school shooting but there's more to today's news out of Nashville that makes this story fairly unique. *Did Nick Bosa try to get out of a traffic ticket by subtly name dropping his team? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church where you can find merch and links to all our socials. Don't forget, you can join us live every weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and we'd love to have you! Have a great day!