Football Ramble

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United by a passion for football and a total inability to take themselves seriously, the Football Ramble team are here every Monday, Wednesday and Friday to bring you plenty of laughs and even a bit of insight.


From Premier League reviews to the maddest stories from world football, the Ramble is your companion for the 2023/24 season.


So whether you’re a casual fan or a diehard supporter, grab your headphones and join us for the ride!



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2134 episodes

England Special: Who should start at Euro 2024?

Back in November Marcus and Luke picked their England starting XI for Euro 2024. Four months and a lot of football later it’s now time for the lads to re-visit their selections. Are they still starting Harry Maguire and Kalvin Phillips? Where should England play Phil Foden? Strike up the band, we’ve officially got Euros fever! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

41m
Mar 28
He’s dead, Vish

Marcus, Andy, Luke and Vish are here with some consoling words for our Welsh brethren, after their Euros journey fell at the final hurdle last night. Here’s hoping they triumph in their next Penalty Competition™. Elsewhere, England let the handbrake off and nabbed a draw against Belgium - might be worth putting the handbrake back on, as it turns out. Plus, Georgia get to showcase their incredible bread selection at the Euros for the first time and Vish dredges up some dead Scotsmen to inspire them ahead of their summer escapades. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

54m
Mar 27
Dr Feelgood Factor

England may have lost to Brazil but you can’t create the feelgood factor without having a bad moment first, right? Today, Marcus, Jim, Vish and Pete hold onto that hope and book Kobbie Mainoo a seat on the plane after seeing that one turn in the second half. Oooft. Elsewhere, the lads take heart in realising France are now sh*t after they lost to Germany and James McFadden vows never to return to Amsterdam after Scotland got gubbed by the Netherlands. Plus, what objects could a linesman hide in his flag? Pete has some thoughts... Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

50m
Mar 25
Mailbag: Has Gareth Southgate been a success for England?

The narrative that has been created around Southgate is one of squandered opportunities and an inability to match tactics against the elite in Europe. Is that fair? Would a penalty shootout win against Italy have changed everything? Marcus, Andy and Vish explore that on today’s show. Elsewhere, Vish makes his case for Brazil as the defining international team in football history. Plus, could Bagpipes be the new Vuvuzela? Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

27m
Mar 23
The Preview Show: Virtue-signalling about something

It’s international week! Marcus, Andy, Vish and Jim leave the boffins behind for Anthony Hopkins and Robbie Savage giving Wales’ next team-talk, Matt Berry giving England’s next team-talk, and a heartbreaking defeat for San Marino… We also discuss Nike’s change to the St George’s cross flag on the latest England kit which has led to sleepless nights for all of us and the heel returns to Jack’s Encyclopaedia. It’s Vish’s Vagabonds! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

58m
Mar 22
Ramble Uncut: Santa in Lanzarote, the worst taxi driver ever, and blimps

As a special Thursday treat, we're bringing you this week's Patreon-exclusive edition of Ramble Uncut! Luke reveals what happened when a man donned a Santa costume to calm down a group of angry Celtic fans, Jim thinks he's found the worst taxi driver in the world, and a listener informs us of a stunning revelation pertaining to blimps... To join the conversation every single week, head over to patreon.com/footballramble /patreon.com/footballramble! You'll also join over thriving Discord community with thousands of other Friends of the Ramble. So, what are you waiting for? Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

24m
Mar 21
The Boffin's Premier League

Kobbie Mainoo is the latest addition to Gareth’s Governors so naturally, Marcus is swinging from the chandelier. Before that however, the boffins at the Premier League are forcing Marcus, Luke, Jim and Vish to wade through an annoying amount of admin after Nottingham Forest’s points deduction. Maybe that’s the real deterrent? Elsewhere, the Ramblers get hyped for Wales' huge Euros play-off, Vish tries to determine if he has eaten in the same Nandos as Bukayo Saka and Jim reveals that Frank Sinatra almost played John McClane in Die Hard. Yippee Ki‐Yay! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

43m
Mar 20
Can I have the little fish?

Vish is on the pod, Vish is on the pod!! Today, Pete celebrated the return of the man of the bat by going through his old tweets. Concerning… Elsewhere, Luke tells Marcus, Vish and Pete that he thinks Man United vs Liverpool was the barn-burner of the season. However, he also reveals that it wasn’t even the most exciting thing to happen this weekend after he had a bust up on X with Matt Le Tissier’s daughter-in-law. On a related note, Marcus also tells us how a “jocular slap” from Sean Dyche almost ruined Everton’s warm weather training camp. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

58m
Mar 18
Mailbag: What defines a big club?

Are Arcade Fire bigger than Arsenal? Are Hula Hoops bigger than Man City? Should you play without a goalkeeper? How many defenders do you really need at a corner? Just a small sample of the questions Marcus, Luke and Jim get stuck into on today’s Mailbag. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

32m
Mar 16
The Preview Show: Thrashing around in their own muck

Marcus, Luke and Jim whizz round the best moments from last night’s European Battle of the Banter, as plenty of English sides impressed and Anthony Taylor delivered the best mugging off you’ll ever see from a ref. We then look ahead to this weekend’s FA Cup quarter-finals, as Man City face a beleaguered Newcastle and Man Utd face a lawsuit from their own staff. Away from that cup magic, we also prepare Arsenal’s application for the Saudi Mega League™ and Barclays Corporate Entertainment serves up a relegation ding dong! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

57m
Mar 15
Came here for a shootout

Arsenal’s penalty shootout win over Porto was so exhilarating that even the crowd were exhausted at the end - so how do you think a 41 year-old Pepe felt? Marcus, Jim, Pete and Andy breakdown the game and ask whether Martin Ødegaard could play football in a train station Pret a Manger. Plus, Pete tells us how to hack the UEFA computers ahead of next season’s Champions League draw and Jim has an idea for how Gareth Southgate can get a lifeless Jordan Henderson on the pitch at the Euros. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

54m
Mar 13
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea win and Poch goes for dinner

Chelsea delivered a huge blow to Newcastle’s ambitions for the rest of the season – and a huge blow to Andy Brassell’s hopes of watching them play the runners-up from the Slovenian top-flight next season in the Europa Conference League. And that’s all coming from what could have been the real True Geordie, Pete Donaldson. Andy joins Pete to react to Chelsea’s 3-2 win over an increasingly beleaguered Newcastle, who Pete describes with probably the most unflattering simile in the history of football analysis. The lads discuss a chaotic game where Cole Palmer dazzled again, Mykhailo Mudryk thankfully didn’t offer out another fan again, and Mauricio Pochettino didn’t cancel dinner with his wife again. Plus, an unexpected appearance from Adam Sandler… Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

30m
Mar 12
Conspiracy Campbell

What a weekend in the Prem! And after all the controversy, Pete has a brand new innovation for refereeing. Introducing… The No Context Man, sponsored by Ronseal! Unlike Andy Townsend, Pete, Andy and Jim have their vouchers for the football buffet and tuck right in. How did Liverpool manage to somehow feel disappointed with a draw having started with that lineup against Man City? Why is Mikel Arteta at it again on his whiteboard? And Neil Warnock’s left Aberdeen ALREADY!? Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

52m
Mar 11
Mailbag: How should football copy other sports?

Jim, Andy and Rhythmic Pete Donaldson are back with another rummage in the postbag, addressing listener questions and problems with the poise and dignity you’ve come to expect. We start by wondering what aspects of other sports football should steal - a draft system? Pausing for afternoon tea? Mario Balotelli smashing up a car? We also place a few of our favourite pre-Premier League footballers in some 2024 line-ups and decide which teams should change their kit colours for prison jumpsuits. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

22m
Mar 09
The Preview Show: Something rude about the Queen

Pete, Andy and Jim run the rule over last night’s European action – and then turn to the big one, Liverpool vs Man City, Klopp vs Pep, Trent vs… Haaland. The lads discuss that particular war of words – plus, Roma welcome Brighton with an obscene banner about the Queen and Gary Neville is set to meet the Glazers. And some glazers. Join us! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

48m
Mar 08
Tender Loving Football

The Champions League is back! Marcus, Jim, Andy and Pete run the rule over last night’s clashes, which proved that all you need for European success is a couple of brave English boys and King Kylian. We also check in with some potential Mauricio Pochettino alternatives at the Bridge, Richarlison auditions for Curb Your Enthusiasm and Sean Dyche parachutes in to save the UK government. Plus: which McDonald’s menu item would make the best shin pads? Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

43m
Mar 06
Ramble Reacts: Sheffield United bring a knife to a gunfight

On a bruising night for Sheffield United, Marcus and Andy pick apart their season and whether it was always destined to end this way. They also rub their hands over what looks to be the most exciting Premier League title race in years between Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool, and decide that Kai Havertz’s random milestone is definitely worth a sparkler or two. Come join us! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

29m
Mar 05
Let me in, Paul

Mark Clattenburg is banging on the door of the studio asking for answers, but we just about managed to keep him out and record a brand new Ramble! Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete discuss controversy at the City Ground, have a stern word with Phil Foden about how to fire a crossbow, and Pete shares some of his own tales from the BRITs after Ivan Toney pops up there! Marcus also makes an extra spot in the England squad for a certain in-form England midfielder in Turkey… Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

57m
Mar 04
Mailbag: What makes a great derby?

What are the characteristics of a great derby? Are half and half scarves REALLY that bad? Do we criticise refs too much? Who are the most unexpected famous fans of our clubs? Marcus, Luke and Andy have the keys to answer those questions on today’s Mailbag. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

34m
Mar 02
The Preview Show: Three of your five meats a day

It’s Manchester derby weekend! And there’s one question on everyone’s lips here at the Ramble: will a pie be thrown? Marcus, Luke and Andy talk about those stunning scenes at the Edinburgh derby and ask whether Erik Ten Hag should really be asking for an apology from Fulham’s TikTok account. Luke and Andy lock horns over the Paul Pogba ban and then over Jack’s Encyclopaedia, where there is perhaps the most unexpected winning answer in Ramble history. David Icke is all we’re saying. Join us for a Friday blockbuster! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 0m
Mar 01
Ramble Reacts: Casemiro's crucial bonce

We have our FA Cup quarter-final lineup! And – oh no – Pete sees who Newcastle have drawn while recording the show. But which better Ramble shoulder to cry on than Luke’s? Pete and Luke reflect on a laboured victory for Manchester United that kept them in the hat and another night of Antony being the most predictable winger in the world. Luke also celebrates the return of Normal Bloke Wayne Rooney to our screens and Mark Clattenburg’s roll-neck gets a VAR replay of its own. Plus, why Liverpool’s Jayden Danns’ Eurovision background means he’s destined for stardom – and there’s a shocking revelation about the identity of Luke’s father. Join us! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

35m
Feb 28
Small Donny energy

After last night’s FA Cup action, we’re one step closer to Pete spending a load of money so he can watch Newcastle lose to Man City at Wembley. Today, Marcus, Pete, Jim and Andy take a moment to enjoy that fact before debating whether Leicester edging out Bournemouth 1-0 really classes as a cupset. Elsewhere, the lads get excited for Wayne Rooney’s punditry debut, Pete launches a new career as a self-help guru, and Marcus explains why we might not know who gets relegated from the Premier League until June. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

44m
Feb 28
Ramble Reacts: Take a Bowen

Jarrod Bowen scored his first senior hat-trick and, in an amazing turn of events, it’s got Andy waving the Bowen for England flag harder than Marcus! Probably because he’s too busy waving his Neal Maupay for France flag, to be honest… Marcus and Andy react to an entertaining game at the London Stadium. The “is David Moyes the right man for West Ham?” debate still rages on though as Andy compares it to Brexit. Plus, the lads get behind Coventry in the FA Cup now that the Maidstone United dream is over! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

27m
Feb 26
Pete’s grotty mind

The only thing grottier than the Carabao Cup trophy after John Terry’s done with it? Pete’s mind, obviously. Marcus, Jim and Pete are back for your ultimate Carabao Cup final review! We hurl a few lemons at Mauricio Pochettino, Pete reveals that Peter Utaka is back in business in Japan, and MLS returns with a fizz! You know what that means. And no prizes for guessing what Marcus’ highlight of the weekend was… Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

51m
Feb 26
The Best of Ramble Uncut

Head to patreon.com/footballramble /patreon.com/footballramble for more of this every single Wednesday! Each Wednesday, our Patreon subscribers get an extended edition of the Football Ramble for their ears only. So today, we thought we'd give everyone a taste of some of our favourite moments from Ramble Uncut over the past couple of months! Want to become a Friend of the Ramble, too? Just click the link – patreon.com/footballramble /patreon.com/footballramble – to find out more! * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

19m
Feb 26
Mailbag: Is supporting your club more fun outside of the Premier League?

Earlier this week, Luke made the point that supporting a struggling Premier League club is worse than people realise. So today, he’s joined by Marcus and Andy to get their views on whether life is really better outside of the Prem. Marcus regales us with his memories of Fulham winning the Championship, while Andy tells us about watching Wimbledon play in all of the top nine divisions of English football. There are also plenty of wicked whispers, as Marcus reveals what country he'd support if he couldn't support England and we finally find out which football club Andy respects the least. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

27m
Feb 24
The Preview Show: Do it for Todd

It’s the big one! The Carabao Cup final, where Chelsea will be fighting for not only a tenth of the amount of money you need to make Liam Gallagher to go away, but also the prestigious honour of being banned from European competition for spending too much. Marcus, Luke, Andy and Jim look ahead to Todd's big weekend. They also ask whether all Jims are evil, how Chris Wilder will have taken the news of his fine over sandwich-gate, and bid farewell to Big Joe Hart! Plus, one of the best Jack’s Encyclopaedia rounds ever, we swear. But was it for the Luke Nation? Don’t miss it! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 4m
Feb 23
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s last gasp defeat

It was unfortunately business as usual for Arsenal on their return to the Champions League knockouts, after their last-minute loss to Porto. But, what did you expect from Pepe n’ co? Marcus and Jim recap a timid performance from the Gunners and wonder how far they’ll go in Europe this season. Plus, Liverpool knock Luton Town into next week and Barcelona go hunting for a mole - reports are it’s not a literal one Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

30m
Feb 21
David Raya’s big hands

Believe it or not there was some Premier League action last night, even if Jim did have to take the train to France to watch it on TV. Today, Luke and Jim are joined by Pete who’s in the chair to do a 6/10 job of hosting the Ramble (his own words). The Ramblers discuss Michael Beale using burner accounts on Twitter (currently known as X), Luke reveals he saw Steve Parish and Oliver Glasner having a romantic day out, and they link Jason Statham with the Assistant Manager position at Crystal Palace. Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

55m
Feb 21
Ramble Reacts: Palace hold on and Roy bows out

For perhaps the final time, Roy Hodgson leaves the managerial arena. And what more fitting tribute to his career than being mentioned in the same breath as Steve Bruce hustling for the South Korea job, eh? Pete and Andy react to a night at Goodison Park that was somehow both open and cagey as Everton and Crystal Palace split the points! Elsewhere, Andy reveals why Oliver Glasner could get Palace challenging for Europe in the long-term and they discuss whether Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s finishing will ever catch up with his looks again. Plus, there really are more horrendous managerial links than you can shake a stick at – including Bayern Munich sniffing around for Ole Gunnar Solksjaer. That’s right, Ole Gunnar Bloody Solskjaer. Join us! Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/FootballRamble, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/footballramble/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@footballramble?lang=en and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/FootballRamble/videos, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: patreon.com/footballramble https://open.acast.com/shows/61b9f7121a8cbe69a63cee4d/episodes/patreon.com/footballramble. ***Please take the time to rate us on Spotify. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

33m
Feb 20