Monday Morning Podcast

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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

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Playoffs, Detaining Drunks, Ice Baths | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-22-25

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, detaining drunks, and ice baths. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:15) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback  THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Soundgarden - Pretty Noose * CORNBREAD HEMP: Save 30% off their first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75 at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout.

1h 24m
May 22
Knicks, Advertising, A.I. Stealing Jobs | Monday Morning Podcast 5-19-25

Bill rambles about Knicks fans, advertising companies, and A.I. stealing jobs. * SIMPLISAFE:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. HIMS:  Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR https://www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. 

56m
May 19
Leg Day, NBA Playoffs, Drumming | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-25

Bill rambles about leg day at gay gyms, NBA Playoffs, and drumming. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:34) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Incubus - Are You In * Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring they have the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals. And listeners to our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at www.FastGrowingTrees.com  SquareSpace:  Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

1h 35m
May 15
Little Italy, Redheads, Hair Transplants | Monday Morning Podcast 5-12-25

Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four. * AVA:  Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE! This offer is only for MY listeners. OPENPHONE:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR https://www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months. 

59m
May 12
Bookstore, Luxury Items, Electric Bikes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-8-25

Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts * FAST GROWING TREES:  Get the best deals, for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals with 15% off your first purchase at www.FastGrowingTrees.com https://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout. RIDGE WALLET:  For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code BURR at checkout at www.Ridge.com https://www.Ridge.com  SIMPLISAFE:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. 

1h 36m
May 08
Cosmetic Dentistry, Blood Money, Blackouts | Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-25

Bill rambles about cosmetic dentistry scams, blood money, and blackout preparedness. * HELIX:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR https://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order OPENPHONE:  Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR https://www.OpenPhone.com/BURR  and get 20% off your first six months. 

55m
May 05
Windsor Knot, Phone Functions, 'The View' Gripes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-25

Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback  THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti * SQUARESPACE:  Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR http://squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

1h 51m
May 01
Getting Recognized, Hecklers, Tall People | Monday Morning Podcast 4-28-25

Bill rambles about getting recognized, hecklers, and tall people. * ZIP RECRUITER:  Save time hiring for 2025 — with new ZipIntro.  Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try ZipIntro for free. CORNBREAD:  Cornbread Hemp’s CBD gummies are made to help you feel better, whether it’s stress, discomfort, or just needing a little relaxation.  Save 30% on your first order at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout. HIMS:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Him.com/BURR https://www.Him.com/BURR 

32m
Apr 28
New York, MotoGP, Crooked Nipples | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-24-25

Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme * CHUBBIES:  For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code BURR at www.ChubbiesShorts.com https://www.ChubbiesShorts.com OPENPHONE:  Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr https://www.openphone.com/burr AVA:  Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month FREE!  SIMPLISAFE:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. That’s SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr. There’s no safe like SimpliSafe®.

1h 43m
Apr 24
Easter, Fruit, the Book of Job | Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-25

Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job. * POLICY GENIUS: Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR http://policygenius.com/BILLBURR  to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.  SQUARESPACE: Go to www.squarespace.com/BURR http://squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

46m
Apr 21
Gifting Horses, Work Hours, Smart Kids | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-25

Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -  THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight * BRUNT:  For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code BURR at checkout at www.BruntWorkwear.com https://www.BruntWorkwear.com 

1h 32m
Apr 17
Barry Manilow, The Masters, Titty Bar Food | Monday Morning Podcast 4-14-25

Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food. * HIMS:  Start you free trial at www.Hims.com/BURR https://www.Hims.com/BURR SIMPLISAFE:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. OPENPHONE:  OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/burr http://www.openphone.com/burr

53m
Apr 14
Dean Delray '5836', Turkish Hair, Dressing Cool | Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-25

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age. Watch: '5836' - https://www.patreon.com/DeanDelray   * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam *

1h 36m
Apr 10
Man About Town, Strip Clubs, Wallet Protests | Monday Morning Podcast 4-7-25

Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests. * FAST GROWING TREES:  Get 15% off over 6,000 plants to fit any space, from indoor plants to fruit trees to full-sized privacy trees and more with the code BURR at checkout at https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/  SIMPLISAFE:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/Burr https://www.SimpliSafe.com/Burr to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. HELIX:  Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR https://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for their Spring Savings Event and get 20% off sitewide.

1h 2m
Apr 07
Opening Night, Baseball, Val Kilmer | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-25

Bill rambles about opening night of Glengarry Glen Ross, the state of baseball, and Val Kilmer. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  u2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me * AVA:  Don’t let your credit hold you back another day. Grow your credit score fast with Ava.  Download the Ava app today, and when you join using my promo code BURRFREE, you’ll get your first month free. OPEN PHONE:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR SIMPLISAFE:  Head to  www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

1h 35m
Apr 03
Yankees Bats, 'I'm A Brand, 'Blocking Roads' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-31-25

Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads. * ZIP RECRUITER:  ZipIntro from ZipRecruiter —  you can post your job today — and start talking to qualified candidates tomorrow.  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR /www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR OPEN PHONE:  OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at www.OpenPhone.com/BURR https://www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

59m
Mar 31
Commercials, Cops & Protesters, Getting Pulled Over | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-25

Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over. * (00:00) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON PODCAST (32:21) - THURSDAY AFTERNOON THROWBACK THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Ben Wendel - March

1h 39m
Mar 27
Victoria's Secret, Rainforest Runways, PreQualifications | Monday Morning Podcast 3-24-25

Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications. * SIMPLISAFE:  Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free. SQUARESPACE:  Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR https://www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

59m
Mar 24
The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

1h 23m
Mar 20
Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-25 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1. * SimpliSafe:  Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Fast Growing Trees:  This Spring, get up to half off on select plants and other deals. Listeners of our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.

1h 2m
Mar 17
New York, L.A. Airspace, Shakespeare | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-25

Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast THURSDAY AFTERNOON INTERLUDE:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

1h 32m
Mar 13
Glengarry Previews, NBA Horror Show, Neighbor Issues | Monday Morning Podcast 3-10-25

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues. * HIMS:  Go to www.Hims.com/BURR https://www.Hims.com/BURR for your personalized ED treatment options. SIMPLISAFE: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.

1h 6m
Mar 10
Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-25

Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans. * SQUARESPACE:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. HELIX:  Go to www.helixsleep.com/BURR https://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide.

1h 21m
Mar 06
F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25

Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance. * ZIP RECRUITER:  Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR https://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR OPEN PHONE:  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR https://www.OpenPhone.com/BURR 

1h 10m
Mar 04
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25

Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

1h 35m
Feb 27
Dreams, Filming a Disaster, Divorce Laws | Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-25

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws. * SQUARESPACE:  Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SIMPLISAFE:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

45m
Feb 24
Speed Bags, Tabloids, Lonely Bill | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-25

Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

1h 25m
Feb 20
SNL 50, Organic Food, Shorts in the Winter | Monday Morning Podcast 2-17-25

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter. * SIMPLISAFE:  Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR https://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. HIMS:  Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR https://www.Hims.com/BURR 

1h 3m
Feb 17
'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25

Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. * (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

1h 26m
Feb 13
Monday Morning Podcast 2-10-25

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift. * OPEN PHONE:  Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR https://www.OpenPhone.com/BURR MAGIC SPOON:  Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR https://www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR  

1h 6m
Feb 10